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2008-10-04, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
My player had ISP troubles. He's fine now. Even better, in fact. The ISP was having trouble, causing his Internet connection to be crap. It's fixed now.
Darkcomet, Decker still attached, floats over to the mailbox.
More poisoned candy!? Who the hell keeps sending it? Ah well.
Darkcomet offers the candy to Decker.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-04, 05:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Yay! Poison candy!" Decker pours curdled milk over it and digs in. "I've got some more of the non-poison stuff for you." A box of gummy bears falls out of a portal in front of DC.
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-04, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"When did eating candy become a villainous act?"
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-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-04, 05:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Darkcomet puts the box in his pocket for later.
We really need to find out who keeps sending that candy.
After PM talks, Darkcomet looks over to him.
I keep getting poison candy from someone. I don't know who, but Decker is immune to poison, so I just let her have it.Last edited by Darkcomet; 2008-10-04 at 05:54 PM.
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2008-10-04, 06:06 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Why are you wasting perfectly good poisoned candy on a swan? There are children in hospitals that need that candy."
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-04, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Are you sure the sick children aren't the ones who sent the candy in the first place?
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-04, 06:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
I need those hospitals. Doing that would ruin my reputation with them, and, well, hospitals are my method of resurrection.
((When Darkcomet dies, the corpse flies to a hospital, where he comes back as if nothing ever happened. Even after being nuked.))
@Decker:
Why would sick children in hospitals have poison candy?Last edited by Darkcomet; 2008-10-04 at 06:08 PM.
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2008-10-04, 06:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-04, 06:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Okay, better question.
Why would sick children in hospitals send me poison candy?Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-04, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Because they saw you flying in and out and thought it would be funny?
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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2008-10-04, 06:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Because they've somehow mistaken you for an evil person, I suppose."
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-04, 06:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
How would they know our address?
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2008-10-04, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Uh... one of them followed you pack from the hospital and found us?"
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Do you surmise it's wise to have laser beams emitting from your eyes?
-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-04, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Don't be silly. Sick children can't fly. They used Google. See? Decker takes off her cloak to have fingers again, and types in 'AMEN's secret lair address'. Every result on the first page shows the correct address.
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
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2008-10-04, 06:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-04, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
But why do they have so damn much poison candy?
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2008-10-04, 06:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Plus all the explosions are kind of hard to miss."
Fullbladder doesn't look up from his paper, whose main headline mentions something about giant robots destroying Montreal. He turns to the (un)funny pages.
"Child hospitals get vast amounts of poisoned goods, mostly from people who fancy themselves evil, but don't have the class to be villains. People like PirateMonk was talking about. It's better just to ignore them."Last edited by Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins; 2008-10-04 at 06:41 PM.
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And so begins the Age of Extinction! The Year of the Dinosaurs! And the Reign of the Predacons!
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2008-10-04, 07:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Phase, hearing Piratemonk's conjecture, looks around for the telltale child. Phase hates children, ever since he learned they are useless when it comes to evil.
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2008-10-04, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-04, 08:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Quote Of TheWeekWhenever I Feel Like Updating It (last updated 1/17/12)SpoilerOriginally Posted by Phase
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2008-10-04, 09:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok zips by from out of nowhere.
Oh! I know! Let's mix Mentos and Diet Coke in Saur's laundry and...Oh damn, he's not here yet.
Let's target Phase! He's the next grumpiest person around!
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2008-10-04, 09:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Is that evil or ebil?"
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-They Might Be Giants, "The Lady and the Tiger"
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2008-10-04, 09:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
It depends. Is an estimated total of 500 NPC deaths evil?
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2008-10-04, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"Only if one of them is a PC, or an NPC paladin. Or if all of them are paladins. If they're just commoners, it's just lame."
"You tied your wings on tightly but they always come undone"
~ ClumsyMonkey, Montreal
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2008-10-04, 09:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Magtok quickly glances at a sheet of paper, and adds some zeroes to the end of the number of Mentos.
Assuming we can set up somewhere near NO or GloG, we'll get all three.
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2008-10-04, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Phase glances up from his four dimensional crossword puzzle.
"Wait, set it up near where and where?" He asks, still in denial of the existance of other organizations.
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2008-10-04, 11:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
"I would like to say I am totally behind this experiment. In fact I would very much like to add the mentos."
Haruki looks like he's still dazed from the potion, but at least he's on his feet.
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2008-10-05, 12:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Darkcomet takes out a bag of poison mentos.
I was saving these for Decker, but this sounds too fun to pass up.Avatar by Ashen Lilies.
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2008-10-05, 12:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
sheep takes out a giant keg of Coco-Cola.
I really don't know why I carry that around....
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2008-10-05, 12:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!
Yay! Can I help?
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"Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair."
― Dorothy Parker
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