Transylvito appreciation thread

[Autumnwings]

Seriously.

Best. Faction. Concept. Ever.

[tribble]

seriously. spammiest. thread. ever.

[SteveMB]

seriously. spammiest. thread. ever.

Huh? It's on topic -- it seems to have sort of sputtered out without catching fire, though.

[ObadiahtheSlim]

When you're a Jet,
You're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin' day.

[Richbin]

One of my Favorite lines:
'Hey Officer Krupke.... KRUP YOU!'

And it conntinues:

The Jets are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The Sharks'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry Puerto Rican's a lousy chicken!
(SO THE DWAGONS ARE SHARKS NOW? OR is theat the KISS?)

Here come the Jets
Like a bat out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well!
(I LOVE THE BATS - THIS IS PERFECT)

Here come the Jets:
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!
(WILL STANLEY GO UNDERGROUND INTO THE TUNNELS? NOT WITH THE DWAGONS, BUT HE WAS JUST TRYING TO HIDE AT FAQ... THE JETS WILL LOSE, AS THEY ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THEIR OWN SONG.... MUHUHUHAHHHAHHH <cough, couch, couch...water... too much yelling)

[Capt'n Ironbrow]

Seriously.

Best. Faction. Concept. Ever.

When you read Don King's words, is there that hoarse Godfather voice in your mind?
I guess everyone reads it that way....

[Richbin]

When you read Don King's words, is there that hoarse Godfather voice in your mind?
I guess everyone reads it that way....

Absolutely - his face looks like Brando's, although the hair is King's.
And his body is that of the older Marlon's.

"I don't like to spend money when I am confused"

yup

Totally the Godfather's voice.

[tribble]

I said it's a spammy thread because the starting post had FIVE. WORDS. not impressed there.

[Lord_Butters_I]

Loving the vampire mob. Also...

The Bats are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The KISS'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry Dwagon's a lousy chicken!

Here come the Bats
Like a Jet out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well!

Here come the Bats:
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!

[dr pepper]

Borgata
I just smashed a mook called Borgata

[tribble]

strange, not only was the topic post spammy, so were the posts... i mean, you are making up theme songs? I thought this was supposed to be Erfworld Discussion.

[Vossik]

It's the full song that they were recently singing.

[Justyn]

strange, not only was the topic post spammy, so were the posts... i mean, you are making up theme songs? I thought this was supposed to be Erfworld Discussion.

Those are lyrics to "Westside Story". And lighten up, this isn't Wikipedia, you don't need to be emotionless all the time!

[ChowGuy]

This turn, this turn,
won't be just any turn.
This turn, Stanley's hammer's
going to fall!

See, I can do it too.

[SteveMB]

strange, not only was the topic post spammy, so were the posts... i mean, you are making up theme songs? I thought this was supposed to be Erfworld Discussion.

Some discussions are silly.

[Lord_Butters_I]

Between the full Transylvito song and this Michael Jackson Rickroll

Spoiler

Show

Through boredom I made this:

Mike's no stranger to love. He knows the rules, but you do not. One night's commitment's what he's thinking of. You'll never get this from any straight guy. He just wants to show you what he's feeling, something you won't understand. He's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you go, never gonna let you run away or desert him. He'll make you cry, you'll want to say goodbye, he told a lie so he could hurt you. You haven't known him for too long. You're ass is hurting but you're too small to stop it. Outside they don't know what's going on, they think you have a game and are playing it. After if he asks you if you'll rat on him, don't tell him you're too scared to sue. You just give him up, you just let him down, you just run away and desert him. Don't you cry, just make him say goodbye; he'd go to jail if he didn't lie. After you've known your lawyer for so long, you're story will be true but but Cochran will make them not hear it. Inside you both know what went on, but he knows the card and he's gonna play it. He'll say he's trying to tell them how he's feeling, he wants to make them misunderstand. Mike never took you up, he never set you down, he just ran around and played with you. You'll hear this and cry, to your case you'll say goodbye, Mike got away with hurting you.

I'm feeling creative today. Somebody give me a funny thing to make musical!

[dr pepper]

Hey, Overlord Stanley
You're trapped in a squeeze...
Cause no one wants a fool
with a backlash disease!

[Richbin]

Loving the vampire mob. Also...

The Bats are in gear,
Our cylinders are clickin'!
The KISS'll steer clear
'Cause ev'ry Dwagon's a lousy chicken!

Here come the Bats
Like a Jet out of hell.
Someone gets in our way,
Someone don't feel so well!

Here come the Bats:
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground,
Better run, better hide!

I dig it 'bro - rock it to me.

This is a bad day to be a bat, not to mention a Transylvitian.

[Zolem]

Some discussions are silly.

Indeed. Pointles conversations are the best. You can be as entertaining as you want, with nothing serious to tie you down. Now then, I hope asking Mr Reaper avatar to lighten up isn't 'an offer he can't accept'.

[finnmckool]

Um. Yeah! Fantastic faction. Don King reminds me of Dom Deluise in Robin Hood Men in Tights. "I don't like spending money when I'm confused." Keeping that one.

[Lord_Butters_I]

strange, not only was the topic post spammy, so were the posts... i mean, you are making up theme songs? I thought this was supposed to be Erfworld Discussion.

Why so serious?

[Zolem]

You're a little late to the party, two others already told him to lighten up.

Anyway, Vinnie already did a Fanzie 'Hey' line a while ago. Does that mean that there might actualy be a Fonzie in the Transylvito army? If there is, he's probably the heir designate because of how cool he is.

[Wrecan]

Does that mean that there might actualy be a Fonzie in the Transylvito army?

Look here. The Fonz seems to be the statue on the left. That means he's probably one of the former Kings of Transylvito. The statue on the far right is Tony Manero (played by John Travolta) from Saturday Night Fever. I can't figure out who the statue in the middle is supposed to be. Maybe Danny Zuko (also played by John Travolta) from Grease (since he's combing back his greased down hair)? Still waiting for references from the Sopranos and Goodfellas.

Actually, if we ever get to see the whole hall in Transylvito, I'd love it if the entire right wall were statues of Transylvito-appropriate characters played by John Travolta...

Danny Zuko (Grease)
Tony Manero (Saturday Night Fever)
Vinnie Barbarino (Welcome Back, Kotter)
Vincent Vega (Pulp Fiction)
Chili Palmer (Get Shorty)

And then just for fun throw in a couple of these statues:
Bud (Urban Cowboy)
Tod Lubbitch (Boy in the Plastic Bubble)

Meanwhile, on the other wall, you need
Fonz
Tony Soprano
Henry Hill (Goodfellas)
George Hamilton as Dracula in Love at First Bite
Some mobster from the Grand Theft Auto games
Robert DeNiro (it doesn't matter from which movie)
James Dean (Rebel Without a Cause)

[Raguzert]

Agreed, transilvito is great! great warlords, and don king has a thinkamancer (the girl besides him, transmitting to vinny) that he does not share with the alliance! Besides it has one of my favourite lines:
Caesar Borgata:I came out because the king and I both know this ambush plan is either a screwup or a set up. But either way, you were gonna need leadership.

Btw, do you think vinny is the heir? I mean, to send all those warlords to protect him?

[Zolem]

Agreed, transilvito is great! great warlords, and don king has a thinkamancer (the girl besides him, transmitting to vinny) that he does not share with the alliance! Besides it has one of my favourite lines:
Caesar Borgata:I came out because the king and I both know this ambush plan is either a screwup or a set up. But either way, you were gonna need leadership.

Btw, do you think vinny is the heir? I mean, to send all those warlords to protect him?

If he was the heir, he wouldn't have been risked in the main coalition without other warlords to help. MY guess is that Vinnie was there because Ansom was a personal freind of his, which is why there were so few units that his side provided.

[K2]

"and the men from Transylvito
Are hung just like mosquitoes
To protect their little egos
They put burritos in their speedos!"

[Demonicbunny]

The basic idea for the Transylvitos is pretty straight undead/vampire.

Lots of powerful characters/leaders (I doubt that any other faction could have sent 11 warlords into one engagement) commanding masses of utterly crap infantry which is only good thanks to leadership bonuses.

In this case the leaders are vampires (but could have been liches, warlocks, wights or mummy kings/priests) and the infantry are doombats (but could have been skeletons, zombies, ghouls etc).

It's all in the twist. It's not just vampire bosses, it's singing and dancing italian mobster vampires.

*tries to imagine a singing and dancing act composed of Giovannis but fails*

[Zolem]

Transylvito - If you don't suport us, you suck!

[krossbow]

Man, Transylvito just tears me.



On the one hand, I don't want stanley to lose, if for no other reason than that he's FINALLY showing a likable side, and his croaking equals parson's end too.






However, conversely, Transylvito is also by far the coolest side I have seen yet (and they have vampire mario!).

[Daran]

Everyone kiss the Don's ring ... now ... seriously ... I mean serious business

Still Vinny is my favourite char ... if he dies I'll mourn