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Thread: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXXI
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2008-10-16, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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The Dancing Fox Inn: XXXI
(( banner by Nevitan ))
The white text is back!
Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.
You can't see it, but it's there!
We kindly ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Also fire spells are prohibited. We also have a strict rule about keeping weapons sheathed, thank you and enjoy your stay!
Wooooooo!
Here's a map of the Inn and all it's glory:
Whitey white text!
First Level
Spoiler
Second Level
Spoiler
Basement
Spoiler
It's whi-i-ite!
Current Staff:
Renn- Barkeep and Innkeeper
Tarev- Barboy
Leigh- Barmaid
Jessica - Cook
Sora - Bard
NPCs:
Spoiler
Fif:
She's a shy girl from the country. She's very naive and often take flirting as casual conversation, general compliment, or confusion. She'll get you a drink or food. She's very easily confused.
Sel:
A young, very headstrong boy, his ego often gets the better of him as he constantly tries to pick up women. He has a habit of looking at dirty magazines inside of textbooks.
On another note, Beholders are awesome.
NOW HIRING:A barboy/girl that will be able to make drinks when Renn can't/cleanthe place,A Cook, Waiter / Waitresses,Someone that can cast Mending that can fix broken parts of the bar,A Bard for entertainment,adventurers eager to do a few errands.If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, we'll talk. (( also if you have a Banner idea, feel free to PM me one. I may use it ))
And you all thought the white text was dead!
THE MENU:
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine imported straight from Elven lands
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.
AHA!
Bar Drinks:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight
Shocker Lizards Chider Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.
Melon Juice relaxes the mind.
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar
Root Beer For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy
Beers Ales & Such:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - deathly good
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly
Renn's Rare Rum - a concotion of the barkeeps own making
AHAHAHAHA!
Food:
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Kobold Tails
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Grapes
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey
AHAHAHAHAHAH! HA! HA! And HA!
Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...)
Milkshake
*cough* Done now.
We hope you enjoy your stay atmyour Inn.
The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town
Or am I?...
Last edited by Leigh; 2008-10-18 at 01:17 PM.
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2008-10-16, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXI
First Post!
Me quoque per multos similis fortuna labores
iactatam hac demum voluit consistere terra.
Non ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.
Publius Vergilius Maro, The Aeneid
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2008-10-16, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXI
Suck it. I finally made a DFI thread.
*Does the happy thread dance!*Last edited by Leigh; 2008-10-16 at 04:01 PM.
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2008-10-16, 04:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXI
Congrats, Leigh. On another note: in ur threads, keeping mah white text.
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The whole group looks up at Leigh and smile. Well... Vraie does a sort of eye-smile...
Well, I believe you met Dr. Van Santen...
Charmed, as always.
Yahuh. He's my lead doctor. My surgeon general, if you will.
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2008-10-16, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXI
LOL! *Applauds Beholder*
She nods, and grins at the rest of the group with a wink at the Doctor.
((Eek! Gtg soonish...))
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2008-10-16, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXI
Good for you.
...And now I've got to feed the hounds o' war and cuddlyness, make myself something to eat as well, and prepare for a panel discussion tonight. Vale!Me quoque per multos similis fortuna labores
iactatam hac demum voluit consistere terra.
Non ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.
Publius Vergilius Maro, The Aeneid
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2008-10-16, 04:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Devin continues...
This is Hal, my head of intelligence...
he motions to a camo-cloaked guy with a vest covered in pockets. his cowl covers his face and only a grizzled smile is visible.
This is Dr. Porter, the group Psychiatrist... he's what's going to keep me out of corruption when I rule the world...
Osborne is a bald, older man with tiny bifocals and a brown suit. He smiles kindly at Leigh.
A pleasure.
...this is Professor Osborne, our resident mad scientist...
He shows her another older fellow in a labcoat, huge foggy goggles, and sporadic gray hair. He smiles approvingly at Leigh.
...and this is Vraie, the group's muscle.
He points to a rather pathetic looking, smallish humanoid with coal-black skin and four blue eyes.
... the rest should be here... shortly...
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2008-10-16, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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Leigh nods politely at everyone, smiling wider and wider.
((I almost forgot to thank you, Beholder! Leigh hasn't been a part of...anything... In a long time. So, thanks.
Deadtime))Last edited by Leigh; 2008-10-16 at 04:23 PM.
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2008-10-16, 04:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-16, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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There's suddenly a... Human teenager wearing a hoodie lying on one of the tables. He's covered in deep gashes.
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2008-10-16, 04:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rose undeadtimes and walks over to him. Are you alright?
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2008-10-16, 04:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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He coughs up some blood...
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2008-10-16, 04:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rose, not being much of a healer, performs CPR on him.
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2008-10-16, 04:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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As he's brought back into concsiousness, and sees a pretty girl kissing him, the kid blushes.
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2008-10-16, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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*bashes head against desk, muttering about firstaid and the proper uses of CPR*
Me quoque per multos similis fortuna labores
iactatam hac demum voluit consistere terra.
Non ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.
Publius Vergilius Maro, The Aeneid
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2008-10-16, 04:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rose lets out a rush of air. Thank goodness! What the heck happened to you?
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2008-10-16, 05:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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I like butchering logic! and reality! So... Shnarfel!
I-i-i don't know...
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2008-10-16, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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((Hey! I'm only using logic. Rose is clueless, therefore she used CPR.))
Rose raises an eyebrow at him. How can you not know?
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2008-10-16, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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I remember these.... men... Kidnapping me...
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2008-10-16, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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But... he coughed up blood! And she didn't even check to see if he had a pullse, was breathing, or even needed anything but pressure on his bleeding wounds!
Me quoque per multos similis fortuna labores
iactatam hac demum voluit consistere terra.
Non ignara mali, miseris succurrere disco.
Publius Vergilius Maro, The Aeneid
Avatar by Pilot Anon
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2008-10-16, 05:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rose looks at him in horror. That's horrible! I couldn't imagine.
((Hush. The town doesn't need reality.))
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2008-10-16, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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He coughs... And his wounds are closing...
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2008-10-16, 05:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-10-16, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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*hugs* You just look at things too rationally.
She blinks. How are you doing that?
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2008-10-16, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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I-I don't know...
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2008-10-16, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The Dancing Fox Inn: XXI
Logic is bad for you. Xole wakes up in his chair. (werent we on 30...and now were on 21?)
I'd like a combination of all of your stronger ales.Xole's character
Avatar made by Nevitan, thank you.
The sig was made by Xole, which is why it sucks.
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2008-10-16, 05:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hmm...you're going to have to stay close to me in case anything else happens to you. What's your name?
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2008-10-16, 05:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Brycen...
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2008-10-16, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Okay Brycen. My name is Rose. I guess we'll be seeing a lot of each other.
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2008-10-16, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah...
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