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2008-11-26, 12:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
It gets worse when you get married. Because then you have to lie and say "I was only admiring the equipment!"
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2008-11-26, 12:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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2008-11-26, 12:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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2008-11-26, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
You guys make me realize that the phrase, "admiring the equipment," would be just as bad...
Can't a fella get a break anymore?
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2008-11-26, 12:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I always told my wife if she's angry then she sleeps on the couch. Keeps both of us from going to be angry that way.
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2008-11-26, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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2008-11-26, 01:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
No. Unless you refer to the breaking of your legs.
Also, I now find myself wondering what kind of ice cream that girl likes. What color are her eyes? Could she kill a man, knowing that doing so would take away everything he is, everything he will ever do?
Cuz, that would be HAWT.
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2008-11-26, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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2008-11-26, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I cant think of anything good to say in my signature
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2008-11-26, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Here's some helpful tips for marriage that I've received from a friend.
Spoiler
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. (Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.)
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say, “you're welcome.” (I want to add in a clause here: This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say, “you're welcome.” That will bring on a 'whatever.')
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response . . refer to # 3.
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2008-11-26, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Not quite a yay actually.
While I found them, I didn't buy them.
While much more immediate, they would end up costing more than it would to order the sweet set.
But then I can't order the sweet set because my parents don't trust me with my own money and as such I cannot access my bank account and would have to have them order it for me. Which they are unwilling to do.
However, what with my recent birthday I could now switch my account which would let me order them...
I smell an idea.
Speaking of non goggles links...
Ugh. My internet has been messing up for the past month. For some reason stuff keeps getting lost between my computer and the router and nobody knows why.
I typed this post like half an hour ago. And I've only been able to post it now.
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2008-11-26, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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2008-11-26, 01:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Thank you, Supagoof. That is inherently funny, because my wife has used ALL of those phrases at some point, and they were meant exactly as you defined it!
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2008-11-26, 01:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I can't stand it when someone does something like that. Say what you freakin' mean or stop complaining when it doesn't get done the way you want it...
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2008-11-26, 01:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
While most of the other points are valid - this one most definatly is not (note, that I'm not married).
While it is a dangerous statement, I've been on the recieving end of these after one request.
"<Thanatos>, could you fetch the frying pan, please?"
"The Cast Iron one or one I cn hurl across the room?"
"Don't worry about it, I got it."
You see? This was illogical and unprovoked. Similar things happen to me all the time. Its bewildering.
Shockingly enough, if I grab, say, the cast iron one (and its the wrong pan), I get scolded for not following directions.
This was an example from my childhood, but it was the first one to come to mind and can be substituted for any number of siuations which I'm too lazy to conjure examples for.NaNoWriMo Beat Me
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2008-11-26, 01:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Yeah, I am not married, but I took note and now I know what to say and what to fear....heh....women...they are still covered in awesomesauce though...by the way, that is my new favorite word-awesomesauce-
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I cant think of anything good to say in my signature
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2008-11-26, 01:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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2008-11-26, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Well, there are goggles, but that's not the main thing
And now I'm interested in steampunk again. I don't have time for this. Curse you Catmuffin!
I'm not married, but many women stil use those phrases as you defined them.
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2008-11-26, 01:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
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2008-11-26, 01:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I hope it tastes like pomegranite.
This is my second sentence so I dont break the rules.I cant think of anything good to say in my signature
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2008-11-26, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I've been thinking about some of these lately, and I think there's an alternative explanation (which may or may not be always correct, but I think they are at least in my case) for many of them. For example:
1, 3, 4, 6: While she disagrees/doesn't want it to happen/doesn't like something, she feels she has no good reason for it. She is not okay, but feels like she should be. Thus, she concedes, and bottles it up, and starts to resent it.
Example: Man: "I'm going out with the guys tonight."
Woman: "Go ahead." (with the implied negativity of above)
What's happening: The woman was hoping to spend time with the man, and/or is disappointed at being left at home all alone.
What will happen: The woman will, conciously or otherwise, begin to resent the man and so be less-than-positive towards him and likely less forgiving of late and/or drunken returns. The woman will detect this and accuse her of passive-aggression and/or unfair chastisement.
Solution (for the man): Before leaving, assure the woman that you will do something together, say, the next night (and actually do so). Maybe suggest that she go out as well or invite people over, or even (shock!) invite her along.
Oh, and in defence of the woman's "five more minutes", how about the men's "soon"? How many times has my father's response of "soon" to the question "how long 'til dinner?" actually meant "about an hour"?
Also: It's starting to get light outsideLast edited by Serpentine; 2008-11-26 at 01:27 PM.
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2008-11-26, 01:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
NaNoWriMo Beat Me
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2008-11-26, 01:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
True Serp. Most should not only see these words as words to watch out for, but also for taking action to make sure they don't arise again. Your alternative explanation doesn't disprove the wording. It does help bring up possibilities for happier scenarios.
However, that's a topic probably better left for the relationship thread.
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2008-11-26, 01:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Ah....left over Kung Pao chicken...
...my day just improved tenfold.
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2008-11-26, 01:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I hope to write up an uber-relationships post to replace my three sig-links, and intend to include that stuff in it.
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2008-11-26, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
*Dirk bursts in a la Rock Band commercial*
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Dirky!
...what? Like your day didn't just get EVEN better, Cristo?
Dirky by Beans!Officially putting in for an extended leave of absence.
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2008-11-26, 01:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
I don't know about Cristo, but it made MY day ten times better!
Thanks, Dirk! *Hugs*Last edited by TwoBitWriter; 2008-11-26 at 02:10 PM.
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2008-11-26, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
With the underwear and everything?
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2008-11-26, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
*looks at bowl*
*looks at Dirk*
*looks at bowl*
*looks at Dirk*
...
*continues eating*
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2008-11-26, 01:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Slayer's Seemingly Sweet and Socially Silly Random Banter # 107
Forget Cristo, Dirky baby.
Made my day spectacular
Heidi Klum= my own personal heart throb.Last edited by RabbitHoleLost; 2008-11-26 at 01:54 PM.
"This is why it hurts the way it hurts.
You have too many words in your head.
There are too many ways to describe the way you feel.
You will never have the luxury of a dull ache.
You must suffer through the intricacy of feeling too much"
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