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Thread: My Little Pony XXII: Surprise!
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2011-09-05, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-05, 07:16 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XXII: Surprise!
I wouldn't quite call him a troll, rather just a mistaken individual with a deep hatred for bronies and furries.
The same Principe still applies though. You Must Counter-Troll Him using Logic and common sense. If that doesn't work, state that you will no longer feed him and quit.
From My point of view, he won twice.
1: He realised that the only winning move was not to play.
2: He closed his entire Youtube channel before I could screencap the conversation.
I did send him a friendly Twitter message though.
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2011-09-05, 07:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2011-09-05, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ask me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
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2011-09-05, 07:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-05, 07:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XXII: Surprise!
Ah, the good ol' "He who hunts monsters..." situation.
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2011-09-05, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Getting off track, but you ever dig deeper into what Moby Dick was based off of?
Ask me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
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2011-09-05, 07:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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I'm ashamed to admit I've never read Moby Dlck, although I've played the game.
But seriously, I know exactly what you mean about "He who fights monsters..."
I kinda consider myself a troll anyway, except I only troll those I deem deserving of it. And even then, I have limits.
I call it counter-trolling.
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2011-09-05, 08:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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"Why is it that we receive a penny for our thoughts, but have to put in our 2 cents?"
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Fluttershy in the Playground - third place
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2011-09-05, 08:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ok, Can someone explain this whole "ponies with socks" thing to me? I seriously don't get it.
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2011-09-05, 08:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: The Thread, The Game, The Tumblr.
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2011-09-05, 08:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-09-05, 08:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Luna in socks was the most ADORABLE THING EVER, until someone discovered filly Luna in socks.
Madness follows:
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Pinkie family tree:
Gegema(Earth)+Gegepa Pie(Unicorn)
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V
Grampa Pie(Earth)--+-- Surprise aka Grammy Pie (Peg)
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v................................................. .......V
Pa Pie(Earth)+Ma Pie(earth)........Auntie Belle(unicorn)--+--Uncle Belle(uni)
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V................................................. .........................V
Pie Sisters(Octavia,Pinkie,other one)..............Belle Sisters(Sweetie & Rarity)
Watch Sweetie sing "Hush now quiet now". There HAS TO be a family connection there.Ask me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
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2011-09-05, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Trust me, I do too. I want ACTUALLY ACURATE G4 ponies. My friend calls me an elitist for the fact that it makes me rage so hard. (Seriously. I went on IRL for about 20 minutes ranting about Pink Celestia.) CALL ME WHAT YOU WILL. I CONTROL THE MONEY, I CONTROL YOUR PAYCHECK HASBRO. *Growl*
Yay! One of the masters has returned!
Losing your sanity! It's Red Bull for people who aren't affected by caffiene (like meeeeee! )
BREAKING NEWS! Queen of shipping admits she enjoys clop!
Please don't be upset, I'm just joking around.
...OH BOY. Here we go. *Laughs*
I used to find feet nasty. After ponies in socks, I apparently don't. I'm not sure how I should feel about this.
Dat... Tail.
OH GOD. SOMEONE GET ME THE BRAINBLE- Wait no. I remember how that ended the last time. My physical brain still burns every once in a while from that.
...Why is this happening oh Celestia what have ponies done to us our minds they are no longer safe we are changing we are leigon we are the ponysane accept us cherish us we will love and tolerate.
So Lix DOES have a weakness afterall...
Also, why is the idea of a blushing Lix so ridiculously adorable to me?
*Pats the lich on the back* It's okay, it was a nice try for an undead. You'll get it eventually.
Huh. It wasn't, but it is now. :3
Agreed.
I can almost hear Lix screaming "DO IT FILLY". Talk about blatant text between the lines. XD
Dude, you are a hero among Internet dwellers everywhere. You have accomplished the impossible. I am legitimately impressed.
Time for my favorite quote ever.
“My Little Pony is the only group to take on 4chan and win. 4chan once took on the F.B.I. and won. So you might say that My Little Pony is more powerful than the F.B.I.”
...IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW.Avatar by DirtyTabs in the Adopt-A-Pony thread.
Thank you all so much for voting!
Co-Winner of Rainbow Dash in the Playground!Spoiler
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2011-09-05, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Image Dump: "I've been working all day and ED gave me a good drawfriend to cheer me up" Edition:
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HNNNNG WOONA DA BEST
I want to find this bar so badly now...
Morning ponies/ponies waking up needs to be the next ponies in socks.
I'm developing a game. Let's see what happens! Complex.
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2011-09-05, 09:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by DirtyTabs in the Adopt-A-Pony thread.
Thank you all so much for voting!
Co-Winner of Rainbow Dash in the Playground!Spoiler
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2011-09-05, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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I decided to switch my avatar up. I don't really have a reason to post otherwise, but I like my Egbert Pony.
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2011-09-05, 09:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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Ask me about our low price vacation plans in the Elemental Plane of Puppies and PieSpoiler
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"Why is it that we receive a penny for our thoughts, but have to put in our 2 cents?"
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I got an award!
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Fluttershy in the Playground - third place
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2011-09-05, 09:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: My Little Pony XXII: Surprise!
you forgot to include the 2nd most awesome pic from that(since nothing can beat toddler luna in socks)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MxI2wBiw2c...inbow_dash.jpgPonies not only make ME want to be a better person than I was before they entered my life, they make me want to HELP OTHERS be better people too.
And that is a GOOD thing by any definition.
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2011-09-05, 09:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Homestuck Ponies are best ponies. I wonder if there's somepony out there crazy enough to re-draw all of homestuck to be My Little Homestuck.
Probably not. But it would be awesome, wouldn't it?
No one will ever escape the herd. All will join, all will submit. One of us...
Well then. I apparently missed this.Last edited by Titanium Fox; 2011-09-05 at 09:33 PM.
Avatar by DirtyTabs in the Adopt-A-Pony thread.
Thank you all so much for voting!
Co-Winner of Rainbow Dash in the Playground!Spoiler
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2011-09-05, 09:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Good god
I DREAMED THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
THIS VERY MORNING.
IN ALMOST THOSE EXACT SAME WORDS.
WHAT THE HELL.
Welcome back!
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Oh good god, he's actually doing the omniquote. Uh. Try to keep up with relevant points!
Or there are fae touched in Australia. I did have trouble sleeping, like a fever dream. But I awoke refreshed; maybe it was an accidental mindlink. *shrug*
Which reminds me; I owe you.
HOWEVER
I haven't had any time to draw yet. So you're still on the back burner, but holding off on posting until I draw would hit you guys with another multiple-post wall of doom.
You can't shout it, but you can slowly snarl it. It sounds really good in my head and said out loud, and this is one of my favourite lines.
"Might take. A few. a-TEMPTs!"
Good fun! With luck, you can discreetly move oh, say, a VCR or DVD recorder downstairs to that tv. If you don't have a DVR that is.
If you do... Start recording random stuff now. For plausible deniability.
Nice! I'll be honest though. Due to the spoiler, the picture threw me off. I had to ponder to realize what I was lookin at! Though in my defense I had just woken up when I saw it.
Can't wait to see how it's received.
The one where you are so compassionate that you are crippled, because there is suffering and you can't fix it? Aye. I figured you didn't feel fine and just happen to be crying; the character is feeling the backlash from their compassion.
Yes! In fact, I've already seen at least two of them haven't I? *But still, yes. Yes I do.
Like Pluto. Poor pluto! You're still a planet, in my heart.
Yes! It triggers the OCD enough that I can't fix it. Once typed with a capital, always typed with a capital. It cannot be undone
Yay, Applejack! She goes great with some Rarity. Or a dash of Rainbow! But then, everything goes great with a dash of Rainbow, or so they say.
Those are from Gadora's seekrit projeckt.
http://gadora.imgur.com/seekret_pony_projekt_1/1
Sorry, Ink! ;D
-(Bows)- I and Blueblood II thank you for appreciating the little touch of grandeur that we have brought to this story and your doldrum lives - DANGIT, Blueblood, out of my BRAIN.
Drop him off in Zebrica, without aid assistance or credentials, and if he survives, he'll come back with perspective! Just think of it. All that ham, only 1% boloney! Now that's an investment I'm willing to make!
You're willing to ship the dweeb off to a jungle to teach him a lesson? But that's not a problem for you at all!
I stand by what I said.
Well, it being made by a Blueblood proves one thing.
Those annoying blighters are literate at least.
Eeeyup! 99% of being an artist is the various forms of underhanded things that you do, from procrastination to stealing others ideas to whining about mental blocks the size of Rhode Island. Very interesting stuffs.
Wow, that sounds just like my grandmother's farm. ^^
Instead I had Nintendo. Woe betide any that thought to stay my vamp slaying whip, my buster shots, or my comically bouncing fireballs.
I dunno if they stopped that at some point, but Exalted still has all the earmarks of being an earlier version of the WoD. Then again, it kinda helps that they can go 'Oh, Apocalypse #127' and reset the entire setting, so yeah, still probably a version of the history.
So while the past of the World of Darkness may be Exalted, the future of Exalted isn't the Wordless of Darkness.
Sheesh... -(Gnaws Siuis)- Glad to see you back, but it's going to take all day to just respond to you!
Ow. Stop teething on me!
Well, it was pronounced 'Owl-o-wishes', but how it's spelled looks NOTHING like how it's pronounced. At least on the wikis.
<Blueblood II> Hey! h-hey! I mean... my word... apologize for giving my Lavender Diva the attention she rightly deserves? And... 'JEFF'?! Well, I never! Of all the... nnngh, you will hear from my family's lawyers about this lowly slander that you heap upon ponies far grander than yourself! You will RUE this day! RUE IT!!!
-(Squeaks happily)- I need to set up a collection for Pony Tarots. ^^
... Oh man. Now I can't get Blueblood's voice out of my head, returning to the wilds of his new home after reporting to his father. An attack! Dissidents *who want to take him hostage. He fights them off, but notices the collateral damage. He rushes back into the slightly burnin village shouting "my Jeffe! Where are you?!" and GOOD CELESTIA GET YOUR BLUEBLOOD VOICE OUT OF MY HEAD!
You were just stalking me! You didn't make fanficts or awesome pictures based off of my work... ;.;
And I'm still being stalked. I swear, these squeaky mallets do nothing to scare of stalkers!
-(Squeaky squeaky squeaks)-
I don't think that's necessary. It's entirely possible - plausible, in fact, MUST BE TRUE - that the Blueblood line gained their title through exaltation in the Moon wars. Both Leo and Blueblood II were potential Solars. Except Leo is, in fact, a solar, while Blueblood II is not.
(that work for you, Kris)
Yeah. But hey, look on the bright side! I didn't have the time to draw this last night like I thought I would. So you're cool! (for now).
I dunno. The horse cared enough to serve even under such conditions. The logical conclusion at the end would be to allow such a caring beast to continue serving, rather than discard him like so much rubbish.
Yeah! If he does it first then I'll be a copycat! Can't have that.
Also, I'll note I am so glad I've been vague with my location now!
Though if you would prefer more discrete inquiries, to avoid any future attacks on you character, I understand.
Aww, I can't remember my smartflank answer.
Predominantly time constraints.
Welcome back people who I never met that returned in the last pages of the previous thread!
And lastly, In Thin Air is up on my deviantArt now, if anypony cares. And if anypony has a fitting image for when I go to submit it to ED, I'd be in their debt for quite a while...
Also also, I will check that out ASAP.
I refuse to consider anything a problem, if said problem can be solved by pissing off Berry Ann.
GRROOOAAARRRGH!!!
What're y'all doin' in my prized berry bushes?! *DOINK*
What? No! Not officially!
I try to answer the copied stuff ASAP. So I'll usually copy a bunch of quotes, put them in notepad, respond, then dive back in. Didn't this time, and now I have to get context to figure out a couple of these XE
No no no. It was clop! I couldn't find it after a relatively intensive search, but it was, almost word for word;
" pony R34; only thing to make Lix go not sure if want."
This. I have less issue with Internet shipping of my avatar than Braz does. So she sets the limits.
I'm curious about putting friendly terms in quotes though. What are you implying?
Oh, I'm implying whatever gets you out in the open~
Oh Luna she's right behind me gotta run bye!
I have it up in a tab. It looks good so far, but I didn't get very far.
Hm. Throw in a gryphon! Or wait, hippogriff!
I ... You ... Um... oh my.
I think if there is anything we've learned from this thread, it's that sex and gender don't need to coincide.
As for me, I don't define myself as straight, but as "likes girls" which wouldn't change with gender. Which is why the running! If I went the other way with this, I wouldn't even let Braz read that. So you guys get a chase scene
*a note is appended to Brazen Shield's tail with a push-pin*
SpoilerI have the picture too, silly pony. Putting it through photobucket is what shrank it so small it couldn't be seen.
Catch ya later! (haha)
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The above-mentioned Blueblood having solar bloodline bit. Yes, yes I know it's not genetic, normally. It's heuristic.
here-here. No need to be mean when she's trying to be considerate, aye?
Takes all the fun out of it, amirite?
Lies. You're thinking of the short period after I discovered ponies but before I was fine with anything even vaguely cloppy or implying clop.
Well.
I trust this spoiler needs no label...
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Although really, it's only sexy on ponies...
"HAHAHAhahahahahaha!
Socks. You got a picture
Of Lix
In socks XD"
...was the lack of 'p' there a typo or deliberate? Cause I think she may murder you for the latter. xD
thanks
*click-save*
Aye, she was all sorts of anger-y. Also angry. And she kept chasing me with it saying "Look at it! LOOK AT IT!" until I beat her away with a nerf sword.
Sweet Sisters you guys are conspiring behind my back, now?! I'm half-worried she is going to put them on ME and take pictures <.<
1- Luna. I don't 'create a beautiful night', but I put HUGE amounts of effort into being as honest, trustworthy and dependable as possible. When a friend implies my opinion is invalid because of personal bias, or thinks I'd lie to them (either to hurt or spare their feelings) it's like taking a sledgehammer to the last 15 years of my life. And I've done some horrible things in frustration, and anger, and jealousy, because of it.
2- oh gosh. I don't even know, how could I choose 0.0 um. Bon-Bon. Fanon-wise, I've built her up into a pretty cool pony, and so has all the fiction I've read.
3- mayor Mare. What makes her hot stuff? She's all smug.
4- Princess Celestia. Poor gal has both the worst life and the best attitude this show will ever have.
5- Rainbow Dash. We'd be buds. I get a very definite 'let's crack a beer and relax' vibe from her. But since Equestria doesn't have beer, I don't have to feel bad about refusing! :D
6- Pinkie Pie for most useful. She can do everything nopony else could do, whereas all the other problems, anypony could solve.
Ferraris are bad bulldozers? Action movies lied to me?!
XD
aye, I know. When I talk about the mechanics, I'm only referring to what I would have read up to character generation, and a little beyond. For example, that having a 1 compassion and a 5 compassion would be a flaw no matter which you picked? Beautiful. There is no 'I win' button there. There is a Character, a person, who makes mistakes. Who will be conflicted. And even if it never comes up mechanically, i find it nice to have those scales on paper.
Further in, the dice pool mechanic always seemed nice to me. The only downside is that, after so many sessions, two characters who started out differently (a military marksman and a college professor, say) would end up with the same firearms skill eventually. Without emphasis, specialization, or the like, the marksman has nowhere to graduate to if that's his thing. Theoretically, racial charms (or whatever you call them in other games) could fix this, but then the school teacher whines that he can't be as good as the natural-born, specially trained sniper...
Keep in mind though, I've never played world of darkness. I made a character for Werewolf: the Appocalypse (oWoD right?) that ne'er came through. So I don't have a feel for anything, only book learnin'.
Griffons rule.
Martial Arts! So much fun, and oddly, such an interesting way to change the way you look at the world. Just knowing how to stand right and breathe properly can completely change how you deal with stuff.
More to the point though, are the mechanics. The glamour wears away, and the guy who still thinks yellowbelt punching kata 3 is where it's at stays at yellowbelt. The guy who realizes all the kata are the same punch, and who 'masters' the basics climbs the ranks. Breathing. Presence. Control. Awareness. Poise. Everything else are just trappings to keep us rebellious youth interested long enough to get hooked.
I am a big believer of might makes right, but also the obligation of the strong towards the less strong. How could I not be? My county has an obscure, loop-hole filled right about having weapons for the sole purpose of repelling any future British invasions. *
How a man treats those weaker than he defines his character. Alignment is who you are when no one is watching. Other bumper sticker slogans to that effect. I struggle to this day with when violence is and is no acceptable, morally, ethically, legally and emotionally. I want my children to have that sense of right and wrong, and that self control, BEFORE it's a choice they can't take back. Heaven knows I've almost made the wrong decision, and I can micromanage myself. Can't micromanage children.
Well, I was there for two weeks at that point and it was vastly cheaper than a hotel room for that long.
Ugh. Fine! I'll finish reading the book... Geeze. Throw my lack of knowledge back in my face why dontcha
Is this supposed to make me CHANGE my answer?
THANK YOU, Phoekun. This is, was, and until after the 17th will moat likely remain, the single, cutesy, sweetest thing I have seen on these boards. Or any boards. Ever.
Well hello there new friend! C'mon, pull up a chair! No, no, over here. Right here. Little further. Little further. Yeah, righ on the bulls-eye. Ok, good, now wait.
LET'M HAVE IT BOYS!
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I see the thread's off on a tangent, so I won't make this too lengthy, don't want to butt in and disrupt the flow of conversation too much. Though, I do have to wonder how the conversation went from ponies to Exalted. Oh well, mystery's a fun thing. :3
Or the Pattern! We can contain all things within our ponydom. Aye, this one. The containing suits best.
Look what I did to my workspace!
First, a wide shot. Look at all that clutter!
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Then, some clever application of everypony's favorite music-oriented equestrians:
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Finally, a close up of the mane six. Right on top of my monitor. AJ and Rainbow Dash forever staring right into my soul.
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Also, I recently had a piece in Drawfriends over at EQD. I still haven't stopped the girly SQUEE-ing. :3
So, there's that. Back to what y'all were doin' I s'pose. :3
soundtrack I'll give you, but the DVDs would have to be boxed set for me. I'm waaaay to cheap for individual DVDs.
Bwuahahahahah!
I also wonder what Phoe thinks of the story snippet Midnight quoted. But that is a question for another day.
A Dr. House joke? I dun git it.
Because, Y'know, you're Australian.
Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahahha
this is how girls work right
Ah C'mon. You could be movie!phantom. Wear a skull ring and a gunbelt. Nopony saw anything else when watching that movie anyway.
Jayden: I, too, find the idea of an anti-proposition kinda scary. Is that like, instead of love forever, hate forever? If so, pick Mask.
Mask: For some reason I don't get asked on many dates.
And... Wasn't mask the one who was initially being hit on? I don't know how whoever is being engaged now got in there, but I'm pretty sure Mask is the default Thanqomponent, and would be the operative target.
Jayden: Yo.
You think silver mane/bronze streak, or the bronze for the body and gold for the mane?
But that sounds dumb, and your picture is better. Though I do find silver mane/bronze streak less discongruent1.
Unless you talk very different in person, I don't think you're awkward?
XD
Hi Atreyu! Been a while, aye? Oh well. Can't wait til we start seeing more of you in two weeks' time!
XD Randy zebra
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That's... a little sad. I've always had to look into things myself because no one's ever been around who knew anything about the things I found interesting (math, science, computers). Which is also quite depressing.[/quote]
Aye. I'd have been fine with it, if those who were going the orders were competent, but alas =/
I look up whatever I can, now, but often it's hard to find verifiable information without having to buy stuff. I'm just not very good at it, and it's one of those skills I just. Can't. Learn.
So I turn to my friends! The playground is rather good at not punishing my ineptitude.
I'm having trouble with the stars thing on EqD too, it doesn't always show in Firefox so often I have to reload the page several times for the stars to show.
Anyway, thanks! The positive responses in the comments and elsewhere more than makes up for the low stars. I suppose it's just not to everypony's tastes.
Somepony noticed the reference Yay
Every time something awful deserves to be burned, I think of Wildfire!
I kind of like that too. RD holding onto it. Checking it's case every day. Polishing it every two months. You know, everything short of drilling while wearing it.
What? *Isn't that how you talk the parents of your girlfriend?
On a side note, looking at the lines in question, I must say, I can totally see Blueblood talking about the many children (all named Blueblood II) he has had to the parents of his current marefriend.
I'd like to say I could help, but I couldn't in any way, shape, or form. So, yeah.
I think the time is about running out for the Worlds. I'll make a check in the shops the weekend before (there's still early a month for them to get some new stock in), and if nothing else I might pick up one of the larger ones.
Well, as you asked, here's the monk.*
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Oh gracious, the stats!
Forgive me for not wanting to do the others, but that's taken me about half-and-hour to write up!
If I can beat the character limit, I'll show you my most recent long-term character. This way you can see why I crave a standard, low-power, wizard usig fireball isn't a waste of time kinda game.
This isn't the most up-to-date version, which is 8 pages on my laptop I gave up editing when I realized so much of this didn't matter.
SpoilerSIUIS D'RAVEN HALF-ELVEN
(Archfey of Magic, Gloaming Lord, Septarch of the spiral tower)
Male Sidhe lord ultimate magus 28; medium fey
HD 20d6+28d4+672 (806 hps)
Init +13 (+14 dex, +4 feat); speed 40; AC 24 (+14 dex);
Attk- melée touch +36, ranged touch +38;
Dmg-
FORT +xx REF +xx WILL+xx; Ali Lawful Neutral;
Str 35 Dex 39 Con 37 Int 54 Wis 38 Cha 72
Languages- all (Druidic, cant, dark speech, words of creation, hunting sign, hand-sign, gol-kaa, mabrahoring, diabolic, Klingon)
Skills- spellcraft 51, concentration 51, true name 51, bluff 51, craft [music/symphonies] 51, diplomacy 51, listen 51, knowledge [arcana] 51, knowledge [forbidden lore] 51, move silently 51, perform [harp] 51, profession [astrologer] 51, sleight of hand 51, UMD 51
decipher script 25, forgery 25, handle animal 25, hide 25, knowledge [architecture/engineering] 26, [dungeoneering] 26, [geography] 26, [history] 26, [local <any>] 26, [nature] 26, [nobility/royalty] 26, [religion] 26, [the planes] 26, [psionics] 26, profession [Septarch] 26, search 25, spot 25, tumble 26, appraise 20, balance 15, climb 15, craft [weapons] 10, [armor] 10, [alchemy] 10, [gem cutting] 10, [weaving] 10, [sculpting] 10, disable device 15, disguise 10, escape artist 10, heal 15, intimidate 20, jump 10, ride 10, survival 10, swim 12, use rope 10
Skill tricks- hidden blade, mosquito bite, sudden draw, shrouded dance, false theurgy, concealed casting, swift concentration, collector of stories, listen to this, magical appraisal
Bonus Feats- mobility, iron will, improved initiative, obscure lore, nymph's kiss, rapid creation, craft artifact, song of the heart, circle magic, polyglot, multispell (x5)
Feats- prepare spell, quicken spell, automatic quicken (x3), magical artisan, efficient item creation, versatile performer, transcendant spell, heighten spell, sanctum spell, void magic twin spell, silent spell, repeat spell, epic destiny (artifact master), epic spellcasting, extra spell slot [bard] (x3), five more feats
SQ- familiar, focused specialization, polyglot, bardic music (countersong, fascinate, inspire courage, suggestion, inspire greatness, song of freedom, inspire heroics, mass suggestion, song of arcane power, song of timelessness, song of cosmic fire), bardic knowledge, arcane spell power +10, expanded spell knowledge (14th and lower), augment casting, bonus feats (6), multispell, spell-like abilities, fast healing 10, DR 20/ non-magic cold iron, SR 60, Arch-Mage qualities, Septarch qualities, Sidhe Lord qualities, Gloamingfey qualities, arcane apotheosis, skill synergist (ranger, paladin, monk, specialist), clerical investment, artifact master, epic spell casting (4 slots),
Familiar (ex): Siuis has as a familiar a young, naive dryad as a relic from his wizarding days, with whom he shares a deeply loving and platonic relationship. He maintains peer relations with Sa'Rah, his previous familiar, though she is now his contemporary.
Focused Specialist (ex): Siuis has 3 extra spell slots of each level, for each school of magic up to and including 17th level.*
Clerical Investment: Siuis has access to and can prepare and cast any cleric, wizard, bard, assassin, paladin and ranger spell as either an arcane or divine spell.*
Polyglot: Siuis can speak any language within seconds of hearing or reading it.
item Creation (Su/Ex): Siuis can create any magical item within scope of his caster level, without requiring the appropriate feats (these do not count as artifacts). He can create lesser artifacts in the same manner, but at a much slower pace. Siuis can create major artifacts, but doing so is difficult, stressful, time-consuming and draining.
Siuis creates magic items, epic spells and similar effects at the rate of 50,000gp. Per day (10,000gp. Per day for artifacts) and spends 25% less gold and 50% less experience than normal to do so.
Bardic Music (su/sp): Siuis can sing and perform as a bard of 40th level, and has 30 daily uses of bardic music. His inspire courage bonus is +5, or +7 with effects.
Bardic knowledge: Siuis can make a knowledge check with a +67 on the check. Due to obscure lore and forbidden knowledge, this can discover things normally not accessible.
Arcane spell power: Siuis adds an additional +10 to his caster level.*
Expanded spell knowledge: Siuis can add one spell per point of intelligence bonus to his from his spellbook to his spontaneous casting list, up to 14th level. This has been modified by the archmage qualities, below.*
Augmented Casting (su): 17 times a day Siuis can sacrifice a spell or spell slot and apply that levels' worth of metamagic to a a spell he is casting up to 14th level. This effect has been modified by the Archmage qualities, below.*
Multispell (su): all of Siuis' spells up to 9th level are automatically quickened. He can cast 6 total quickened spells per round without penalty, in addition to his other actions.
ArchMage qualities: as the most powerful spellcaster of his generation, Siuis has several benefits which others cannot fathom;
-Siuis adds his total hitdice to his caster level
-Siuis adds his intelligence bonus as a perfection bonus to his usual spellcasting ability score
-Siuis has no maximum cap on any spell whose effect increases with level
-wish spells cast by Siuis conform to his intent rather than the exact wording
-Siuis is entitled to an opposed caster level check when any of his items or effects are dispelled, disjoined, or subject to antimagic effects
-Siuis adds a competence bonus to his spellcraft checks equal to his caster level (currently 200)
Septarch Qualities: as head and founder of the modified Conclave known as the Spiral Tower, Siuis is entitled to several benefits;
- A minus one DC per seed when crafting epic spells
- The ability to create spell suites from epic spells *and convert non-epic spells into suitable seeds
- Access to every known (and many unknown) wizard spell via the enclave library
- The ability to spontaneously exchange prepared spells with any equivalant spell from his books
- Access to the Globe of Crystal Fire, an intelligent transcendant artifact
- Access to any 3 item creation feats, or any feat combination if several months' notice is given
- the caster level, spells known and spells per day of a wizard equal to his level in any arcane casting class (currently 28)
- an insight bonus on spellcraft checks equal to his highest level spell slot (currently 58)
Sidhe Lord qualities: immune to poison, disease, stunning, paralyzation, and sonic damage (but not effects), resist 20 fire and cold, resist 10 acid and electricity, SR +20 vs. Lawful spells and effects, aura of menace (as archon; DC 65 Will within 20' or suffer -5 attack/AC/saves for 24 hrs. Or until successfully hit Siuis), hypnotism as an (ex) ability (standard action, single target, and HD cap 48), ignore spell failure chance of 35% or less, can craft fey items (function as mithril or adamantine, requires *ten times longer than normal to craft, at double DC)
Siuis has bardic spellcasting, bardic knowledge and bardic music of a level equal to his fey hitdice.*
Gloamingfey qualities: as master of magic on Faerie, Siuis is akin to a god (though only a lesser power when not within his own realm) and can achieve amazing feats of arcanistry;
- Considered to have one level of sublime chord for each fey hit-die (currently 20)*
- the final adjustment of any metamagic'd spell is reduced by one for every ten hitdice (currently 4)
- the DC for each seed of an epic spell is reduced by the same ammount
- Increase spell resistance by expending a spell or spell slot as a standard action, gaining (spell level•character) level for 10 minutes/level (currently 8 hours)
- cast quickened spells as immediate free actions, in line with Multispell, above
- Counterspell with a bonus to CL equal to the expended spell/slot, -20 CL when dealing with psionic or supernatural effects (or instantly if the countered spell is one Siuis has available)
- Change the targeting and effects of a spell as a free immediate action (as a quickened spell) with an opposed caster level check if he can percieve the spell being cast; altering an epic spell is at CL -30
- Siuis adds an innate bonus to spellcraft checks equal to his fey hitdice (currently 20).*
Spell-like abilities: cast as a 30th level bard, DC equals spell level +41 where appropriate. See invisibility, true seeing and Arcane Sight are always active on his person at 58th level. They can be reactivated as a free action on Siuis' next round if suppresed.
AT WILL- displacement, shapechange, charm monster, clairaudience/clairvoiyance, invisibility, magic missile, speak with animals, speak with plants, planeshift (prime, shadow, faerie and twilight only), greater teleport, absorption, knock, probe thoughts, freedom of movement
3/DAY- greater plane shift, mirage arcana, greater scrying
1/DAY- bestow Superior curse, Mass suggestion, Stargate
Spells/day;
BARD- saving throw DC 59+CL 4/20/20/19/19/19/19/14/14/14/14/13/13/13/13/12/12/12/12/11/11/11/11/10/10/10/10/9/9/9/9/8/8/8/8/7/7/7/7/6/6/6/6/5/5/5/5/4/4/4/4/3/3/3/3/2/2/2/2
SUBLIME CHORD- saving throw DC 59+CL
WIZARD- saving throw DC 52+CL
Siuis adds his Intelligence to his usual casting ability score to determine saves. Spells per day, etc.*
Siuis has 14 spell slots each of the 1st, 2nd and 3rd level of sublime chord, but he does not yet have any spells known of this level
SPELLS KNOWN;
Pretty much all of them.
Magic Items;
Hope for the Future- +21 transcendant artifact longsword (keen, keen, sharpness, concordant power, unnerring accuracy, master shot, double-strength holy avenger, double-strength holy devestator) grants wielder Paladin levels equal to fifteen or one-half hitdice, whichever is greater. Ego 125, 1d8 dmg, 15-20, x5, strikes as silver and adamantine
Wanderer's mantle- +18 spell absorbing prismatic greater displacement arrowblocking storing disguising cloak of the stars (2d4+10 levels/round, 60% miss chance, immune to non-magical ranged attacks, apply miss chance to area effect and mind-targeting effects, extra dimensional space within, allows existence without air or pressure, in vaccuum, bottom of ocean, etc. Without any loss of sense or faculties, can temporarily remove self from area)
Axis Mundi- +9 transcendental artifact longstaff (disruption, greater disruption, greater aportation, paralytic burst, void burst, unravelling, speed, planar, unnerring accuracy, impact•9, magic immunity) destroys undead/deathless struck on DC 68 fort save, destroys construct struck on DC 48 fort save, sends touched creature to location/plane of wielder's choice on DC 68 will save; paralyzes, removes all void/action points, and removes 1d12+3 levels of spells from critical hit, anyone attempting to wrest or steal from it's wielder is annihiated DC 29 fort (as Umbral Blot) or teleported randomly through existence (DC 34 will, as failed teleport and reality maelstrom), 1d6+5 dmg, 11-20, x2 *
Roughly 500,000 years old. 150#, 5'8"
EXP: 1,200,000 (1,000,000,000 spent, 8,000,000,000 burnt, 96,000 available per week, one sextillion in capstone)
(Which reminds me, musn't forget to read Guide to Dating in the next day or so.)
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Thanks everypony (/gryphon/hippogrif/person/robot/mutant/undead/etc.). It's good to know I was missed. Even better, glad to know that (thread speed aside!) my posts weren't too cumbersome
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But to truly appreciate that one you have to play this in the background while viewing.
Oh, and continuing from my earlier image post, if Twilight is Nanoha, does that make Trixie Fate?
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Early bedtime for me, tomorrow is the start of my internship, and I have to be up relatively early. (Though not 4 AM, that's the day after tomorrow, and two days afterwards!) Wish me luck, everypony!
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Oh wow. You were being serious? You don't need to draw man anything man! I'm happy bringing joy (and incredulousness) to everypony. ^^
*Evil Cackle*
I should really start doing it this way. It seems like it would work so much better.
*Laughs* Oh Lix, you're so random! And shippy!Avatar by DirtyTabs in the Adopt-A-Pony thread.
Thank you all so much for voting!
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SO...MANY...PAGES...
This seems like a very amusing combo.
My own personal ease of blushing is the reason why I'm a terrible liar.
This is spot on. I was hooked on the meme ever since Ego's original pic.
Good luck!This Machine Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender
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Good luck! Usually internships are awesome experiences. Congratulations too! I can't remember if I said congrats when you got it. Or if I even saw the post that said you got it.
As for the sleep schedule thing; you get used to getting up for work eventually. It just sucks for a little while.Avatar by DirtyTabs in the Adopt-A-Pony thread.
Thank you all so much for voting!
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