[Nexus] The Wall III: Wall Harder

[OrchestraHc]

Penelope Blonde of the Daily Doozy. Tell us, do Insides forces have any intent to apprehend and prosecute Magtok for this transgression?
XoXo Blondie

[Lord Magtok]

Wait wait. When did I do that? 'cause I don't remember ever doing that. I also don't remember ever wanting to drop a satellite on anybody, because that tends to kill a whole lot of people besides the ones you're trying to kill.

I find bullets get the job done muuuuuch cleaner.

Random merc in the tavern, he was practically begging for a job, so you had him go pummel the guy who spoke out against you guys. On top of that, given Riv's history as an extremist even by AMEN standards of the time, and your inability to maintain control over E, it's safe to say collateral damage has never been a major concern with you lot.

[Darkcomet]

I can't speak for Remnant, but I have no intention of letting this go lightly. My hands are tied if they don't approve, though.

(I see that, by the way.)

[ThirdEmperor]

Random merc in the tavern, he was practically begging for a job, so you had him go pummel the guy who spoke out against you guys. On top of that, given Riv's history as an extremist even by AMEN standards of the time, and your inability to maintain control over E, it's safe to say collateral damage has never been a major concern with you lot.

Ohhhh... Right.

That guy.

Precise wording was 'hassle him, maybe spit in his drink till he leaves'.

Which ain't 'kill him' by any means and even farther from 'drop a satellite and kill everybody' which ain't something we'd ever order anybody to do. Unlike yoooooouuuuu, Mags, who tried to do just that.

We're good guys, we swear, we've just got caught in with a bad crowd and don't know how to escape! Oh, it's horrible. We live in a cruel world, where you can pop down to the local tavern for a drink, then, out of nowhere, there's a driveby satellite drop! And then everyone but you is dead.

And it was Mags who did it.

That's Magtok, for you who don't speak the lingo. He's the one who drops satellites on people.

Not us.

And that's pretty much all I gotta say, Magtok, 'cause for once I'm on the moral side of an argument. I might be a villain but I ain't no mass murderer, unlike some. Never done anything like kill a whole tavern.

In fact, I got a pretty low bodycount on the whole. Don't hardly remember the last time I killed anything with a face....

Wait, no, I got it!

It was the last guy who dropped a satellite into a populated area trying to kill us and killing everybody else instead. I killed that guy.

Really should have a metal for that one.

[Hattish Thing]

Good show. 10/10.

[Hattish Thing]

Kay. I hate this place with a passion, but I gotta do it.

Kay, I would like to meet with a representative with Elexxion. I know all about your blood feud with Maggie, and would advise ya speak with me about it.

I will be of great use. You know who I am, and what knowledge I have.

[ThirdEmperor]

Wrong bioengineering corp, doofus.

[Recaiden]

What useful knowledge could you have if you have to find them through this wall?

[Hattish Thing]

Excelsior, whatever. You know what I meant.

[Lord Magtok]

Sorry about him bothering you, guys. He's in tears because I wouldn't agree via hell-contract to give away like half my stuff to get him to turn off Enshadu. As if there's no cheaper way of doing it than that. *Rolls eyes*

Also, yeah. Marciano lives again. Someone should probably fix that.

[ThirdEmperor]

Pff. Yeah.

If you're wanting anything outta Excelsior, Marcy, you're gonna lower those price right quick, 'cause for once I'm agreeing with Magtok.

[OrchestraHc]

Seriously? Why do bad people get so many extra lives? Even the toad.

No it's not just bad people. I might go lich when it's all said and done.

Whatever, I'm so sick of Louvre. Go hop off a bridge toad!

[Darkcomet]

This message brought to you by Evolution Industries Remote Drone Service. The author is not actually available at this time.

...biplanes?

Seriously, guys?

[Hattish Thing]

Pff. Yeah.

If you're wanting anything outta Excelsior, Marcy, you're gonna lower those price right quick, 'cause for once I'm agreeing with Magtok.

Whatever. Yeah, prices can be lowered I guess. We need to meet.

I'm not alive purplish text. I am a rebuilt chassis carrying Marciano Louv're's intelligence and personality, created by Enshadu.

Scumtok, I think you'll certainly fail now.

A bridge? Why the hate, guys?

[Morty]

I'm not alive purplish text. I am a rebuilt chassis carrying Marciano Louv're's intelligence and personality, created by Enshadu.

Marciano's personality and what, now?

[Darkcomet]

Evolution Industries Advertisement Unit D-33 would just like to remind you that Evolution Industries produces safe, clean products not powered by villainy in any form.

[Hattish Thing]

Marciano's personality and what, now?

Oh, shush. I've turned over a new leaf, really!

Evolution, shuddup. You're probably doing some weird inhumane thingy to produce whatever the hell you do behind closed doors.

[Ashen Lilies]

Evolution Industries Advertisement Unit D-33 would just like to remind you that Evolution Industries produces safe, clean products not powered by villainy in any form.

Even though I know that's probably true, you have to admit this denial is a little suspicious...

[Darkcomet]

Evolution Industries will submit to any legal inspections deemed necessary. We have nothing to hide.

Even though I know that's probably true, you have to admit this denial is a little suspicious...

Advertisement Unit D-33 was reprogrammed to begin advertisements centered on morality whenever the individual designated 'Marciano' appears.

[Hattish Thing]

Evolution Industries will submit to any legal inspections deemed necessary. We have nothing to hide.



Advertisement Unit D-33 was reprogrammed to begin advertisements centered on morality whenever the individual designated 'Marciano' appears.

Hey, dumbass. I don't have a company anymore, you people destroyed that, remember? i don't really care what you do, all I know is that you're probably led by some freaky guy with too much money and no morals. Like...Hm, Magtok, me....Exelscior...Elexxion. Pretty much every company ever here.

[OrchestraHc]

No intelligent person would believe that a lieing murderous, theiving toad has changed so easily.

Also, you have no proof that company is doing something evil. It's only statistically likely that they're evil.

No offense.

[Morty]

Oh, shush. I've turned over a new leaf, really!

Says the guy who is still arguing with an adbot.

[Hattish Thing]

No intelligent person would believe that a lieing murderous, theiving toad has changed so easily.

Also, you have no proof that company is doing something evil. It's only statistically likely that they're evil.

No offense.

I've learned the hard way to follow statistics, not your heart. Oh? You don't believe it? Well...Nexus, I quite frankly want to retire. You destroyed my chance at ruling the world, so...I'm left with nothing but knowledge of Enshadu, who is much more of a threat than I ever was. So, Excelsior...here's a deal, you pay me to keep my mouth closed about Enshadu's weaknesses...his vulnerabilities...how to make more of him...reprogram him, or I go to Remnant, tell them...and pay you back for attacking my tower. I win either way. Up to you...I love win/win situations.

[Darkcomet]

Evolution Industries has a record of service with governments unmatched in the Nexus. In addition, our security detachment aids others in times of crisis, such as during a large undead invasion of Inside.

[Hattish Thing]

Evostupids. I said shuddup. I'm not competing with you anymore, so shush.

Let me make this clearer...any Remnant officers here? How much would you pay me to tell you everything about Enshadu, including how to easily destroy him?

[Darkcomet]

Report to the former site of the Imperial Army headquarters in Inside and we will discuss terms.

[Hattish Thing]

Report to the former site of the Imperial Army headquarters in Inside and we will discuss terms.

Ahah, no. Tell me now. You know what, I'll send you an illusion to talk for me so you don't slaughter me and make me talk.

Name a price for my knowledge, and I'll see who offers me more, Excelsior to keep me quiet, or Remnant to know just how to beat E before he slaughters everyone. I'll have my illusion over there right now.

So, Excelsior, where shall I meet you?

I love having no morals and knowing things people desperately need to know.

[McBish]

I think you are overestimating how scared we are of your robot. Or the value of any knowledge you think you have.

[OrchestraHc]

For the record: Not at all and Probably very little, repectively.

XoXo Blondie

[Earl of Purple]

I am willing to withdraw My support of AMEN in exchange for improved aircraft designs. Unfortunately, those succubi and their equipment currently working with AMEN are the official bodyguard of a semi-rogue ambassador to the mortal plane and therefore may continue in their survice.

Pazuzu, Demon Lord of the Sky.