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2022-02-23, 02:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Know your geology!
Volcanoes: Earth's wet farts.
Dolomites: Earth's dandruff.
There is a difference.Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-02-23, 03:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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2022-02-24, 01:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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Behold the beautiful Valley of Agonising Poisons, and beyond it the Mountains of Rocks Fall Everybody Dies! You must find a secret passage within those mountains to the Underdark and infiltrate the dark elf cultists there... Wait, why are you walking away?
Last edited by paddyfool; 2022-02-24 at 04:41 PM.
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2022-02-24, 04:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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"The hiiiills are aliiiive! With geomaaaaaancy!"
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-02-24, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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That's one big earth elemental...
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2022-02-25, 04:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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It's going to take a while to bring all the materials for the construction of the secret lair over that one little mountain road.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-02-25, 05:10 AM (ISO 8601)
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200 years after his fall, Saruman returned to Middle Earth to conquer it. But when he saw what the hobbits did to Mordor in return for him destroying the Shire, he decided they were too evil to tangle with and left Middle Earth forever.
His last words, as understood by his lackeys, were "They sell lederhosen there..."Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-02-25, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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"My oral report is on 'The Old Man of the Mountain', also called the 'Great Stone Face' in Franconia, New Hampshire. Franco was a hippie who traveled from Maine to Woodstock in 1969. There he met my Grandpa who sold him such good reefer that he got stoned halfway home. Here you can still make out his long hair. Grandpa says the smoke shows he is still puffing today..."
Last edited by Scarlet Knight; 2022-02-25 at 03:39 PM.
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-02-28, 03:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
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2022-03-02, 05:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-03-03, 08:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2008
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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OK, I am going to take a chance with this one. Remember, no politics or gender orientation jokes.
Stupidity, adultery, vanity, and hair should be allowed.
"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-03-03, 09:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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- GMT
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Natural eyebrows, ugh!
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-03-03, 10:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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2022-03-04, 03:16 AM (ISO 8601)
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I don't like when the new guy decides to rewrite the whole superhero origins story. Stick with the original: don't make Penguinella be the cause Batman took his mantle just because her hair was terrible that night and "Bruce" decided to make jokes of her.
Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-03-04, 04:46 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
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A Cummerbund? How gauche.
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2022-03-04, 05:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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One slip with a pencil can have huge consequences.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-03-04, 07:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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There's always that one couple that wears black tie to a halloween party...
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-03-04, 08:20 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Belgium
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2 people can have the same wig but they don't necessarily wear it the same way.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-03-04, 09:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2011
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- Minnesota
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EDIT: changing my entry.
"Ugh, he mixed up his toupee and his merkin again."Last edited by sengmeng; 2022-03-05 at 01:43 PM.
My Homebrew (Free to use, don't even bother asking. PM me if you do, though; I'd love to hear stories).
Avatar done by me (It's Durkon redrawn as Salvador from Borderlands 2).
Nod, get treat.
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2022-03-04, 11:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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He can't be that rich if he has to cut his cummerbund out of his girlfriend's dress...
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-03-04, 12:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013
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2022-03-05, 08:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Belgium
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Meeting the ex-boyfriend with his new girlfriend.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-03-05, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2005
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LEAKED: Bold casting choices for the remake of "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"! (in order)
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2022-03-07, 04:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-03-09, 04:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Always be mindful that 'fancy dress' doesn't mean the same for everybody.
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-03-09, 06:06 AM (ISO 8601)
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Alternative Watchmen meet alternative DCU.
Oswaldina Cobblepot suspicious that local businessman is actually Nite Owl on a date with Jokerella - and all of it due to his eyebrows...Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2022-03-09, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Hudson Valley, NY
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"We are the people our parents warned us about!" - J.Buffett
Avatar by Tannhaeuser
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2022-03-10, 02:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Belgium
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Here's the next one:
Spoiler: next picClacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2022-03-10, 04:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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2022-03-10, 08:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2013