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2023-10-15, 08:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2022
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2023-10-17, 03:26 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You get an engine with a 2-phase cycle. It can only intake and exhaust fuel and it doesn't have a compress phase or a power phase and so it's not a functional engine.
I wish that bullets would turn completely into cotton candy as soon as they leave a gun.
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2023-11-02, 12:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2019
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- Israel
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted.
Now when the Earth is invaded by aliens who use only teeth, claws and great numbers, the humanity is defenseless against them.
I wish a full scale sequel of good quality of Planescape: Torment will be released this year.
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2023-11-04, 02:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2022
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted! Unfortunately, it's scheduled to release the same day as the Antichrist's first day at work, which is the same day as Loki leading the giants against Asgard, which, coincidentally, is the same day as seven suns appear in the sky.
Edit: (Shoot, I forgot a wish. I wish I made a wish.)Last edited by MutantDragon; 2023-11-05 at 01:10 AM.
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2023-11-04, 12:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
I wish to become a Goddess.
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2023-11-05, 09:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Israel
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. You are now a goddess. But in this world, deity's powers and very existence depend on the number of worshippers. You have just one, though very devoted, but he is going to die from old age in 3... 2... 1...
I wish to write a book so successful and popular that people will be still reading it even after hundreads of years from now.Last edited by Edreyn; 2023-11-05 at 09:19 AM.
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2023-11-08, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2023
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Wish Granted. Your book is a Big Brother book from 1984.
I wish that my wish isn't granted.
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2023-11-08, 12:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You're implicit wish to trap the genie in a paradox isn't granted. The genie is really smug at how he doesn't need to grant anything extra at all to bring you the outcome that you've wasted a wish, as well as an abundance of .
I wish I could worship Dire Moose so that she can continue to exist.
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2023-12-02, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2023
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but now she has icky powers over bugs.
I wish for a fish delish.
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2023-12-09, 11:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2018
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- Belgium
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett
"Magic can turn a frog into a prince. Science can turn a frog into a Ph.D. and you still have the frog you started with." Terry Pratchett
"I will not yield to evil, unless she's cute."
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2023-12-09, 02:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2006
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- London, UK
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You get the putrefied corpse of a bird of prey that died 23 years and 343 days ago.
I wish for my very own star destroyer
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2023-12-13, 12:48 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but you cant do anything with it as it requires thousands of people to operate and maintain it, and you dont have that kind of money so all youve got it a rather useless hunk of metal that eventually falls out of orbit and crashes.
I wish I wasnt suffering from anxiety attacks.Last edited by Dire Moose; 2023-12-13 at 12:49 AM.
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2023-12-13, 02:25 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2008
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, your depression is now so intense that even anxiety no longer registers.
I wish for a pet puppy.The gnomes once had many mines, but now they have gnome ore.
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2023-12-29, 07:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted, but it comes with a flea circus and the fleas aren't very good at juggling and tying balloons.
I wish for bug-hunting drones.
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2023-12-29, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2017
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- US
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Okay. They're gonna take a while to optimize your code, though.
I wish for some cozy beachfront property.
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2024-01-25, 01:02 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2016
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. It's humid and warm, which makes it very cozy if you're an insect.
I wish for ant-hunting drones, cricket-hunting drones, termite-hunting drones, and bedbug-hunting drones.
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2024-01-28, 07:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2007
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2024-02-01, 03:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2009
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- Arizona
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
You get a large stone tablet air-dropped on your head.
I wish I had a warp-capable starship.LGBTitp
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2024-02-18, 09:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jun 2007
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2024-02-20, 09:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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2024-02-24, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2022
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2024-02-26, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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2024-03-18, 06:44 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2013
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- Slovakia
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
[Insert family member] enters the room with a cheerful: "Hey, [TheHalfAasimar]! You play RPGs, right? We agreed to play - and guess what? It's F.A.T.A.L time!"
I wish for an RPG system that has the combat system of Riddle of Steel, the magic system of Ars Magica and the worldbuilding on level of Hârn, while remaining perfectly playable!Call me Laco or Ladislav (if you need to be formal). Avatar comes from the talented linklele.
Formerly GMing: Riddle of Steel: Soldiers of Fortune
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2024-03-19, 07:01 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2016
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- Latveria
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Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
Granted. No-one else wants to play it though: anyone you talk to about the subject decides you're a weird obsessive.
I wish to be accepted into a fun RpG group. (Ruh roh)During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.
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2024-03-21, 02:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2024
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2024-03-24, 02:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2024
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2024-03-25, 07:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-03-28, 10:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021
Re: Corrupt a Wish III: Granted, but it's on Fire!
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2024-03-28, 10:45 AM (ISO 8601)
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2024-04-05, 05:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2021