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Thread: Sauron vs Voldemort
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2007-12-14, 08:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Lucifer was the lightbringer, but he didn't exactly get a good rap. A mighty force for Team X finds he has a better idea of how to look at things, angers Captain X, big battle, and Lucifer spends the rest of his days trying to seduce people to his side. But still gets together with Captain X on Tuesdays for poker night, because that's how the mighty forces roll.
Lucifer has to bring the cookies, though, and only gets the leftover coconut-flavored ones nobody likes. It's a small price to pay for the company.
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2007-12-14, 08:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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OK, there is no direct representation of Lucifer in this religion. I was just saying that in one sense I am the Lucifer of this religion.
This is so freakin' off topic it's unbelievable.
To remedy that: I still maintain that Sauron would dominate Voldy et co (the ones that lived) into eternal service.
However, the ultimate winner would be warty goblin.
Ug, coconut...
I am definitely not like Luficer in that sense. I get first dibs on the cookies.
You were right (when you said you were Lucifer) in that sense. You must appease us (and Sauron) with cookies and you only get the coconut ones. Its a punishment for arguing against The Dark Lord in this thread. Oh, and you should probably stop giving us ideas for hell.
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2007-12-14, 09:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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My idea of hell, being forced to listen to jingle bells, every single version of the song ever written, preformed every single time it has ever been preformed. Followed by every other annoying christmas song (they never play any jewish ones in class, i really ought to look into that )
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2007-12-14, 11:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-14, 11:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Not random at all!
I can sort of see the implicit problem with Jewish Christmas carols.
Warty Goblin would melt all their hearts with his mirth, and they would cease to squabble among themselves. The only competition would be Sauron's cookies vs. Voldemort's cookies. (No, I am *not* having that debate.)
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2007-12-14, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-15, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-15, 09:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-15, 12:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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One Ring of Ultimate Power? Yeah, okay, that's badass. One Cookie? Just *one* cookie? That's simply absurd. One cannot live without a multitude of cookies.
The fires of Mount Doom would arguably reduce any cookies to cinders or crisps. Perhaps a more conventional uber-over would be in order... whatever Saruman was using, maybe?
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2007-12-15, 04:53 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-15, 10:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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To put it back on topic... all Voldemort needs to do is cast Avadakedavra, then find a way to vaporize the ring... maybe apparate into a volcano, drop the ring and apparate out.
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2007-12-15, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-15, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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I don't think that Voldy could resist the temptation of taking The Ring for himself.
He is, after all, the perfect candidate for being tempted with power and immortality. We already know that even with the horcruxes he still seeks other modes of ensuring his immortality (the philosopher's* stone).
*If you don't know what a philosopher is then just call it the sorcerer's stone.
Also Sauron would not be killed by AK because he does not have a mortal form. Gandalf does and it is specifically stated to be an exceptional hindering circumstance.
Then there's the whole aura of fear that Sauron exudes as well has his anti-magic abilities...
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2007-12-16, 04:12 PM (ISO 8601)
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Seriously, people, this thread has gone Waaaaaaaaaay off topic. Face it. Voldy would be crushed like a bug.
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2007-12-16, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-16, 09:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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::yawn::
Everyone is forced into the Great Warty One's gobliny thrall, and they are glad to dwell in it.
Cookie Monster is a sellout.
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2007-12-16, 09:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
When they shot him down on the highway,
Down like a dog on the highway,And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.
Alfred Noyes, The Highwayman, 1906.
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2007-12-16, 11:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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This just in: WG took levels in Dashing Swordsman, NOT Evil Overlord as had been previously conjectured. Aspiring dark lords in the audience, take note. The former PrC's prereq of 8 ranks in "Craft (Baked goods)" should have been a dead giveaway.
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2007-12-17, 12:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well, my base class is Evil Underling. I prestiged into Dashing Swordsman just to round out the package. Any evil underling can defeat the PCs, but only one with style can do it while making them hate you and laugh at the same time.
And meeting that pre-req was a pain, since my DM doesn't let cooking fallen orcs count. Ever tried to get orcs to eat muffins, let alone get you the ingrediants for them?Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat,
When they shot him down on the highway,
Down like a dog on the highway,And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.
Alfred Noyes, The Highwayman, 1906.
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2007-12-17, 08:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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I once made a pixie paladin of the god of happiness once with maxed Craft: Baked Goods.
He was banned from the boards the next day… I don’t *think* it had anything to do with me. >_>
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2007-12-17, 08:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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2007-12-17, 11:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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Ah, for the days of the old forum, where we had funny filters instead of this asterisk-blocking nonsense. Spoon was what came up when you used to say ****. (Oh… right… that’s not going to work. ) I actually found myself saying ‘Spoon’ instead of the real word in the real world sometimes.