TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111

[FoE]

Well, maybe you won't explode. But I can break necks with my mind.

[Sneak]

Aha, but can you kill people with your brain?

[Rutskarn]

I can.

Granted, it takes a while. It's hard to get much of a swing, and there's no good place to hold on to it. Maybe if I mounted it on the end of a chain...

[FoE]

Aha, but can you kill people with your brain?

I thought that was implied with the neck breaking.

Also, I can use the power of Heart to help form Captain Planet.

[blackfox]

Aha, but can you kill people with your brain?

YOU. STOLE. MY. QUOTE. The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems, you know!

[Coplantor]

Wait! If you are the heart planeteer, then I must be... a mice motorbiker from mars! No, that makes no sense at all...

EDIT: @Blackfox: You are scaring me a little bit you know?

[Sneak]

I thought that was implied with the neck breaking.

Also, I can use the power of Heart to help form Captain Planet.

Well, neck breaking doesn't necessary equal death.

YOU. STOLE. MY. QUOTE. The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems, you know!

I've always wondered what "adequate vacuuming systems" entails...

Wait! If you are the heart planeteer, then I must be... a mice motorbiker from mars! No, that makes no sense at all...

Actually, I think that that makes entirely too much sense.

[blackfox]

@Blackfox: You are scaring me a little bit you know?

Haha, I'm quoting. Blame Firefly, that's where Sneak stole my quote from.

I've always wondered what "adequate vacuuming systems" entails...

Vampires.

[Coplantor]

I think she's talking about the vacuum matic 3000! It comes with four speeds:

Tidy
Clean
Cleanier
and Deadly!

[Sneak]

I think she's talking about the vacuum matic 3000! It comes with four speeds:

Tidy
Clean
Cleanier
and Deadly!

And Deadlier, of course.

I bet the Mega Maid would also count as "adequate vacuuming systems."

[Coplantor]

Wait! There are mega maids???? And I'm keeping my ultra buttler? This is outrageous! Where do I get a mega maid?

OK, I promise that's it. I'll try to focus on one topic from now on.

[Phase]

I bet the Mega Maid would also count as "adequate vacuuming systems."

As long as you set her to suck, not blow.

[Sneak]

Wait! There are mega maids???? And I'm keeping my ultra buttler? This is outrageous! Where do I get a mega maid?

OK, I promise that's it. I'll try to focus on one topic from now on.

Behold, THE MEGAMAID!

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[Coplantor]

Oh right, spaceballs, that's what I get from not having seen it in a while... a years while...

Awesome movie, anyone has seen the animated series? I have'nt.

[Sneak]

Nope.

From what I saw off the website, it seemed sublimely stupid.

From what I heard from a friend, it's great.

Dunno.

[Coplantor]

I remember the first time I saw that movie, there are no words to describe the level to wich I enjoyed it, it felt wierd though, when I commented it on my class, I was the only one who saw it and my friends didnt enjoyed the jokes I told them, except for the I'm surrounded by idiots part. Being 8 years old ws cool.

[Coidzor]

From what I saw off the website, it seemed sublimely stupid.

From what I heard from a friend, it's great.

Hah! Like those two things are mutually exclusive.

Also. Cristo. Curse you. Wherever you are. Curse you. For getting that song stuck in my head.

[blackfox]

Spaceballs has absolutely nothing to do with sublime and everything to do with amusing 7th-graders.
Actually, I think most of Mel Brooks' movies except The Producers are like that.
Except Men in Tights, which 7th-grade Jewish humor.

[Neko Toast]

I remember the first time I saw that movie, there are no words to describe the level to wich I enjoyed it, it felt wierd though, when I commented it on my class, I was the only one who saw it and my friends didnt enjoyed the jokes I told them, except for the I'm surrounded by idiots part. Being 8 years old ws cool.

Not everyone fully appreciates Mel Brooks films, unfortunately. I enjoyed Space Balls myself. My mother thought it was just stupid, to be frank.

[Coplantor]

Mel Brooks movies are awesome. And I liked the producers. I think that the second movie I saw from him was Dracula: Dead and liking it. Is'nt it funny how when you grow up you enjoy the movies even more because you get all the kinky jokes?

[Cristo Meyers]

Also. Cristo. Curse you. Wherever you are. Curse you. For getting that song stuck in my head.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth

They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

[Coplantor]

I think that cartoon was responsible for my "I want to take over the world and rule it with iron fist" stage when I was 9.

[Neko Toast]

I think that cartoon was responsible for my "I want to take over the world and rule it with iron fist" stage when I was 9.

Didn't we all have that phase?

Animaniacs = crazy awesome.

@\/: This is another example of things that get funnier when you're older.

[Coplantor]

Animaniacs made me crazier than I was, but if there is someone to blame for my current state of mind, I would point at "The Mask", and my parents for letting me see that movie and imitaing the mask.

Or it could be that hit on my head and all the crazy pills I take, who knows? Not me though!

[Mando Knight]

Didn't we all have that phase?

Yes, but the problem...
...hold on, new Stick!

[Coidzor]

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They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth

They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

See, you fail in that song will never leave my head and is made out of awesome. It's been in there since the 90s. It's built a nice little complex of condos that it sells to other songs as a sort of time-share system.

[mercurymaline]

Behold, THE MEGAMAID!

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Best I could do in a rush.

Sorry, I had to.

[Mando Knight]

Yes, but the problem...
...hold on, new Stick!

As I was saying, the problem with the "Overlord Wannabe" stage is that when it comes at an age when someone can actually do something about it, we get either new candidates for the Expanded Godwin's law... or DOOM! For no mere law of internet discussion can suffice to express the power and genius that is DOOM! Curse you, RICHARDS!

[Coidzor]

For no mere law of internet discussion can suffice to express the power and genius that is DOOM!

Well, obviously. I thought that went without saying. Sort of like how even with real ultimate power, no one really has a chance against Chuck Norris.

[Rutskarn]

Well, Coid, that does maAEEARGH!

Who are you, and what the hell have you done with Coid...you damn dirty ape!!!