Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[Vizen]

The avatars have the same basic template, meaning that the shapes look identical, but each one is unique.

I know, I've mucked around with Inkscape before.

Im more commenting on their avatars skin and hair colours, and the general direction they're looking in. Very similar.

Or you just, y'know, have your own style and way of going about things....

Though that would be why.

[Felixaar]

...Can I just say that I find the current vein of discussion a mite disturbing?

Second. Not that it's current anymore.

Also: you crazy girls.

...*is NG too*

[randman22222]

Second. Not that it's current anymore.

Also: you crazy girls.

...*is NG too*

NG as well. I'd be lawful if laws were an accurate reflection of what is good. But they frequently are not. Thank you, have a nice day.

[Coidzor]

...*is NGCA too*

Fixed it for ya. Yes, something distinctive about Siry's (Or should it be Desy?)'s avatars.... I notice it even in Felix's case... Hmm, I might have to actually bother to examine them side by side and get my brain juices flowing...

I'm more of a CN kind of guy myself... Not for lack of desire to be NG, but.... eh.... let's not discuss that now...

It's fairly bad when your friends start comparing you to Nappa from TFS's DBZ Abridged....

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'm CL.

Chaotic Lazy.

[The Rose Dragon]

I'm currently pondering whether I should increase the brain count of d-d or not.

What do you say, d-d?

[Dallas-Dakota]

Yes, visit my webcomic!

[cycoris]

NG as well. I'd be lawful if laws were an accurate reflection of what is good. But they frequently are not. Thank you, have a nice day.

That pretty well reflects me too. If the laws made sense...

[randman22222]

Yes, visit my webcomic!

...Can I have my brains back?

Also, did the eighties really exist? They seem to weird to be true. (I'm watching music videos from 80's pop.)

[Felixaar]

Fixed it for ya. Yes, something distinctive about Siry's (Or should it be Desy?)'s avatars.... I notice it even in Felix's case... Hmm, I might have to actually bother to examine them side by side and get my brain juices flowing...

"CA"?

And yeah, DR's avatar's are pure awesome. I love having one.

DD, you bastard.

Rissy/Randy - Yeah, the laws are crazy. I tend to stick them whenever I can - and I can't think of any occasion in which I've made a grievous miscarriage of the law - but I'd shed them if something came along that was more important.

I am kind of lawful in the whole "following a code" etc, and attempting to fulfill obligations wherever possible. But I don't have a strict adherence to the written laws, just a "do it as long as it's not too much trouble".

Also, did the eighties really exist? They seem to weird to be true. (I'm watching music videos from 80's pop.)

Nope. I have it on good authority* that the eighties were fabricated entirely for the purpose of terrifying small children.

*may not actually exist.

[randman22222]

"CA"?

And yeah, DR's avatar's are pure awesome. I love having one.

DD, you bastard.

Rissy/Randy - Yeah, the laws are crazy. I tend to stick them whenever I can - and I can't think of any occasion in which I've made a grievous miscarriage of the law - but I'd shed them if something came along that was more important.

I am kind of lawful in the whole "following a code" etc, and attempting to fulfill obligations wherever possible. But I don't have a strict adherence to the written laws, just a "do it as long as it's not too much trouble".

I have committed a capital crime before, and gotten away with it. It may be a serious crime, but the only deed of evil in this case is the law that made what I did a crime.

[Quincunx]

...Can I have my brains back?

Also, did the eighties really exist? They seem to weird to be true. (I'm watching music videos from 80's pop.)

Watching them may go some way towards explaining why the children of the '80s (Yo.) have such peculiar worldviews. I can certainly vouch for the clothes having existed. From my friend's older sister I got all the stylish castoffs. A pinstripe-with-pastels bodysuit in a workman's cut was the worst offender.

[Rawhide]

I have committed a capital crime before, and gotten away with it. It may be a serious crime, but the only deed of evil in this case is the law that made what I did a crime.

Let me guess, you rang a doorbell, ran away and hid? (mp3, 2:45 in)

[Felixaar]

Anyone else ever scribble odd things in the middle of the night and then forget about them entirely?

I realised a few hours ago I'd done this on my notepad. It reads:

"I'm like a narrowminded (school/teacher) - my pupils may (wander/get a bit rowdy), but I have eyes only for you."



There also appears to be some sort of Song Lyrics here.

[Rawhide]

"I'm like a narrowminded (school/teacher) - my pupils may (wander/get a bit rowdy), but I have eyes only for you."

There's a pickup line in this...

"I'm like a highly focused teacher and you my star student - my pupils may gaze the room, but I only have eyes for you."

[randman22222]

Watching them may go some way towards explaining why the children of the '80s (Yo.) have such peculiar worldviews. I can certainly vouch for the clothes having existed. From my friend's older sister I got all the stylish castoffs. A pinstripe-with-pastels bodysuit in a workman's cut was the worst offender.

Worldviews... Fascinating to look at, depressing when you try to exit them.

And no, I didn't hit someone's door bell.

That also reminds me of some weird thoughts that have gone through my head right before the point I fall asleep.

"The opening notes of "The Pink Panther" should be played on vibraphone, since it's a minor/major seventh chord. On a vibraphone, it'd show how many people are killed each year because of bad driving habits. Yeah. Vibraphone. Do the society some good."

[dish]

...

Also, did the eighties really exist? They seem to weird to be true. (I'm watching music videos from 80's pop.)

Another confirmation here that, yes, the eighties really did exist. Some important things even happened during them, and there was some decent music, but the fashion scene was pretty appalling.

Twenty years from now they'll be asking the same thing about this decade.

[Rawhide]

And no, I didn't hit someone's door bell.

But, did you listen to the mp3? That was kinda the point of my question...

It's quite amusing and from a podcast called Sleek Geeks hosted by Dr Karl (Karl Kruszelnicki) and Adam Spencer.

[randman22222]

But, did you listen to the mp3? That was kinda the point of my question...

It's quite amusing and from a podcast called Sleek Geeks hosted by Dr Karl (Karl Kruszelnicki) and Adam Spencer.

I did. *Handles a salmon suspiciously.*

[Felixaar]

There's a pickup line in this...

"I'm like a highly focused teacher and you my star student - my pupils may gaze the room, but I only have eyes for you."

I believe I originally conceived it as a way of explaining to a girl why she caught you looking at other women.

I don't know why I was thinking about that, though.

[Thufir]

Nope. I have it on good authority* that the eighties were fabricated entirely for the purpose of terrifying small children.

*may not actually exist.

Then... when the hell was I born?

[Fredthefighter]

Then... when the hell was I born?

IN THE FUTURE!
You were born in the year 2020, on your 10th birthday you were sent back in time.

[Vizen]

I believe I originally conceived it as a way of explaining to a girl why she caught you looking at other women.

I don't know why I was thinking about that, though.

You lie.

Speaking of girls, I recently learn't that some girls think guys are confusing. I was like "WHAT? GIRLS are the confusing ones!".

I must find out more about the juicy, juicy gossip I've been getting at work. I'm such a checkout chick, for sure. Customers like me too from what I've heard. On Saturday I was working on the checkouts, as I do on Saturdays (though this Saturday was DIABOLICAL. Anyway), and I go put my till in the back and as I do, the Lotto Manager (The Lotto is located up at the Customer Service) said "You got a customer comment before, did Kirstin tell you?". I replied with "No...What did they say?" worried that it would be something really bad, but apparently the person just thought I was charming. Made my day. Well, that, and the other comment I got which was "Why aren't you in the Lotto? Your supposed to sell me a winning ticket like you did last time!".

Gah. Unexpected rant. Off to bed now, goodnight Playground!

[Thufir]

IN THE FUTURE!
You were born in the year 2020, on your 10th birthday you were sent back in time.

=> my middle school didn't change at all between 1998 and 2030. Since it has changed since 1998, I doubt your claim. Even at age 10 I wasn't that unobservant.

@Vizen: Oh yeah. Both genders are confusing.
Man, sometimes it would be so neat to be just a little bit telepathic...

[Felixaar]

Then... when the hell was I born?

The nineties, just like eveyone else *nods*

You lie.

Shhh!

Also, you make me pine for my days as a check out operator.

Though I will admit us guys can be just as confusing as girls, the problem with most people who think the opposite (or same, if they're into that) gender is confusing is that they don't even consider the obvious answer, "Just Talk To Them". No, it's always some sort of complicated plan to discover their true feelings without letting them know you're even thinking about maybe possibly considering becoming interested in them, that takes up far more energy than a simple "Heeeeey, good lookin'."

Wow, another unexpected Rant

Man, sometimes it would be so neat to be just a little bit telepathic...

Ohh, but that would take all the fun out of it, Thuffii.

[Fredthefighter]

=> my middle school didn't change at all between 1998 and 2030. Since it has changed since 1998, I doubt your claim. Even at age 10 I wasn't that unobservant.

@Vizen: Oh yeah. Both genders are confusing.
Man, sometimes it would be so neat to be just a little bit telepathic...

That's exactly what a person from the future would say!
Maybe I got my dates wrong, you may have a toddler or something, the time-space continuum is a complex and mind-breaking thing that very few of us understand.


EDIT: That's exactly right, but the reason for that is that a lot of people are afraid of rejection/failure, I know I am. I hate failure, mainly because I haven't had enough exposure to it in areas that I think matter. E.g. I once cried because in a meaningless (not to me though) maths test, my mind went blank and I got 0/10. I was 10 years old at the time. I also know that I'm a little too sensitive sometimes.

[The Rose Dragon]

No one was born in the '90s. '90s are a lie. Everyone who thinks they were born in the '90s were born in 2000 and the 21st century and artificially aged and implanted false memories.

[Fredthefighter]

No one was born in the '90s. '90s are a lie. Everyone who thinks they were born in the '90s were born in 2000 and the 21st century and artificially aged and implanted false memories.

I can prove you wrong there. At the age of 3 I had an accident with a door and had to have stitches added to my forehead. I still have the scars. This happened in the Autumn of 1995. Therefore, the 90s existed.

[The Rose Dragon]

I can prove you wrong there. At the age of 3 I had an accident with a door and had to have stitches added to my forehead. I still have the scars. This happened in the Autumn of 1995. Therefore, the 90s existed.

False memories and scarification.

The '90s did not exist! They are a lie!

Please, I have to believe in that, otherwise my brain might melt and fall out of my ears.

[Felixaar]

No one was born in the '90s. '90s are a lie. Everyone who thinks they were born in the '90s were born in 2000 and the 21st century and artificially aged and implanted false memories.

Even you?

And I understand Fred, I used to be the same. I got over that a while ago though, and it feels great.