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Thread: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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2009-08-31, 12:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Ye gods. Zanaril, I hope you don't mind, but since I like Water Smurf's story more than anything else in the world at the moment, I'm officially changing my banner alliegance.
What I mean is, could you give me the code for the V x Reddy banner?
Also, how do people put these things in their sigs without anyone giving them the code?
@V Thank you muchly. Right-clicking ain't gonna work though, I'm an Apple man.Last edited by TheBibliophile; 2009-08-31 at 12:47 PM.
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2009-08-31, 12:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Right-click on the image, go to properties, copy the location and add [img] tags, or simply quote Zanaril's post to see the code. Then you add the linking tags and you're done:
[URL="http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=111631"][img]http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii21/Zanaril/OOTSart/bannervxrc.png[/img][/URL]Credits to half-halfling for my adorable avatar.
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2009-08-31, 01:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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2009-08-31, 05:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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I saw this and couldnt help myself from doing one, and, as pictures speak a thousend words, i give you this, a new banner thing!!! Only my 2nd OOTS cartoon thing, i think its pretty good
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2009-08-31, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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Is he... is he copping a feel?
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2009-08-31, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
...I think so.
Btw, it's slightly too big; maximum size for signatures is 468x120.
Don't want to have the mods swoop down on you over that extra 1 pixel.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-08-31 at 05:21 PM.
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2009-08-31, 05:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh Noes the Mods!!!
Fixed it anyways, have funLive each day of your life like the man that has never seen a yurt.
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2009-08-31, 07:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-08-31, 07:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Just put a polymorph in there.
Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-08-31, 11:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Saeyan; 2009-08-31 at 11:37 PM.
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2009-09-01, 01:36 AM (ISO 8601)
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Slaad / Modron
Modron / Slaad
PART ONE:
The Lady of Pain had taken time out from her busy schedule of floating around Sigil's endlessly looped streets to chill in her crib. Now, she was lounging on a divan in her "Let me slip into something more comfortable" attire: - a very feminine peignoir composed entirely of cleavers and boning knives. In one slender, steel-colored hand she gently swirled the contents of a crystal snifter: a potent cocktail of magnesium and distilled sibling rivalry, 80% proof. After all, tonight was quite a special occasion.
She watched as tonight's 'guests' goggled horrified at each other, from the farthest reaches of her canopied bed. A modron and a slaad. Here on the Outer Planes, where beliefs shaped reality, it was the ultimate crack pairing...
PART TWO:
LAW
The Square Root of 8 to the 10th computed the findings from its sense-data 2000x per sec. Still, the various algorithms kept coming back with the incomprehensible result of "not-Primus-derived." Which was clearly an error. Though the Square Root of 8 to the 10th was a modron, a race of pure Law, it was NOT infallible. Only Primus, the One and the Prime, was all-knowing and error-free. So what hope did a lowly quadrone have when confront with the stinking, green, "not-Primus-derived" ...suchness hovering on the other side of the bed?
CHAOS
Fork fine rage bag! Curdled! Shelved! Belledly liberationized. Shunk harpoons. Nipple! Font! Anti-ripple-cloud-dungheaveLast edited by Elan's Modron; 2009-09-01 at 01:42 AM.
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2009-09-01, 03:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-01, 03:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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@ The Tygre do you mind if I steal Therkla/Julio Scoundrel; aliens made them do it? Feels like a halfway decent pairing (and I would like to do a hetero one).
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Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-09-01, 04:43 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-01, 05:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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Another New Banner thing!
Enjoy!Live each day of your life like the man that has never seen a yurt.
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2009-09-01, 05:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-09-01, 05:55 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-09-01 at 05:56 AM.
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2009-09-01, 07:49 AM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-01, 07:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-09-01, 08:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
If The Hobbit wasn't so boring, I'd be done by now.
Actually, just to check: Polymorph just means shapeshifting, right? So if BW polymorphed it would just be the bird taking on a different form, but still with bird instincts and all?
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2009-09-01, 08:34 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
From what I heard, if one stays in a polymorphed form for a long while, their intellect changes to match that of whatever one polymorphed into. So, had V stayed a lizard longer, V would behave like a lizard now.
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2009-09-01, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Hooray for bandwagons! Here's VxRC. Sorry for the low quality, my scanner is of questionable caliber. Also, just for future reference, avoid drawing crack fanart on the back of your mother's grocery list, even if you wind up transferring it to something else. Enjoy!
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Critiques welcome!
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-09-01, 09:27 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Kaytara; 2009-09-01 at 10:07 AM.
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2009-09-01, 09:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm amazed no one brought this up with the familicide debate. "V was only acting Evil because s/he'd recently shapeshifted into a dragon" isn't as crazy as some of the other things peope have said.
Blackwing x lizard!V
Now that I just have to try writing.Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-09-01 at 09:34 AM.
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2009-09-01, 09:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by Dark Faun; 2009-09-01 at 09:57 AM.
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2009-09-01, 10:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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Lizard rhymes with wizard.
Spoiler"Begone you infernal avian! Shoo!" The purple lizard's legs scuttled as fast as they could, but even then the raven's claws scraped across its back as the bird pulled out of a dive. Vaarsuvius rolled out of the way to avoid the next attack, but at the third attempt Blackwing caught the little lizard in his claws, then flew up high into the air. Vaarsuvius twisted in an attempt to scratch the familiar with it's own claws, and with a caw the raven let go, leaving the lizard to plummet down towards the trees.
"Feather Fall." Vaarsuvius landed lightly on a thin branch and looked around for a moment, trying to get its bearings. Then it scrabbled along the branch towards the tree trunk, paused, and jumped down onto a branch a few feet below, tiny claws digging into the bark. V leapt to the next branch, but misjudged the distance and only caught it with its front claws. Panicking, the lizard scrabbled againt the branch with its back feet for few seconds, then stopped to catch it's breath, hanging precariously above the forest floor.
Vaarsuvius was trying to work out whether a fall from that height would be fatal when there was a rustling of wings from above.
"Oh no."
Blackwing landed on the branch next to the struggling wizard, then with surprising care reached out a claw and took hold of its struggling body, pulling it fully onto the branch. Pinning the lizard to the branch with one foot, he tilted his head, beady eyes observing the reptile.
"Er, thank you? You can let me go now. Let me go now please. Please? Wait, what are you doing?!"
The raven had moved closer and was rubbing the side of his head againt the lizard, eyes closed. He then started gently pecking the plume on the lizard's back, cawing softly.
"Help!"
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2009-09-01, 10:31 AM (ISO 8601)
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Thanks guys. Sorry about the eye thing. Alas.
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2009-09-01, 10:51 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Couldn't you just mirror it? ;)
Zanaril, that was surreal. And hilarious. Minor grammar Nazi gripe: you keep writing "leap" when it should be "leaped" and "it's" when it should be "its", as in the possessive. (Its claws, its beak, etc.)
Other than that, wonderful. XD
I'm now requesting a Blackwing x Lizard!V banner. :) Please? Pretty please?Last edited by Kaytara; 2009-09-01 at 10:52 AM.
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2009-09-01, 10:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
Ooh, surprisingly good one here;
Crystal/Dragon's Hoard
Celia/Therkla
Xykon's zombie dragon head/Bandit King
Julia Greenhilt/Jephton/Haetra/Ganneron
Teevo/The IFCC/Durkon while under the effects of Thor's might/All of the Demon Roaches at once
Lord Shojo/Zzz'Dtri
Ancient Black Dragon/Therkla
The chimera/Roy's Archon
Celia/Female chimera
Thog/Tsukiko
Monster in the Dark/Ancient Black Dragon/The oracle
Heh. Didn't know 'playa' was a monstrous subtype.SpoilerMy Characters
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2009-09-01, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
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