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Thread: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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2009-09-09, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh no, mine was with werewolf O-Chul, and about a paragraph long.
They don't have that much in common really.Nadir We,
Youth Born,
Blood Letters,
Axe Weilders,
Victors Still.
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2009-09-09, 05:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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GrukGruk/Haley/Kazumi/Elan/Therkla was funny, and awesome, and squicky...wow.
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2009-09-09, 05:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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The entire Hobgoblin Army x Julio Scoundrel.
That really shouldn't work, but it can...even in-comic.
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2009-09-09, 06:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Whenever someone rolls The Entire Hobgoblins Army with anyone, I get the mental image of a giant pile of orange creatures, with the other character squished in the middle and trying to get out.
"It must be humbling to suck on so many levels." -Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory
When life gives you lemons, tell Belkar it called him short and then laugh from a safe distance.
Starving the trolls since 2004
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Feel free to click the clickies! (By that I mean DO IT NOW!)
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2009-09-09, 06:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-09, 06:45 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-09, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Just rolled Hinjo/Belkar.
someone, please write this.Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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2009-09-09, 06:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-09, 06:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-09-09, 06:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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You're not alone.
Really, how else COULD you picture it? I'mma write Julio x Hobbo army now.
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A dull cape waved in the wind as Julio Scoundrel, the sexiest man alive, strode through the dead streets of Azure City. Hobgoblin corpses littered the roads behind him. Julio turned and swiftly chopped a Hobgoblin's ear off and executed him in one quick movement. At once, almost 300 hobbos appeared from behind burned buildings and piles of rubble. Julio drew his rapier and smiled.
"Yes, this is what I need! I shall be level 20 by the end of today!"
He slew five hobgoblins quickly, kicking three more into the dust while punching another orange menace unconcious. Julio was about to shishkabob another of the minions as a large broadsword came down and sundered his thin sword. Julio stepped back and looked up from his broken sword. There stood a large ghast, wielding the broadsword as if it was light as a feather. The entire army surrounded Julio, the ghast being pushed back into the crowds. Julio threw his wallet and all his gold onto the ground, along with hundreds of signed papers.
"Here, here, take my money, take my picture, but DON'T KILL MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!"
"That's not what we're here for tiger. You can penetrate my armor anyday..." A female hobbo spoke up. Julio smiled. Wuld this be as bad as it was made out to be?
Julio was so lost in thought he didn't hear a hobgoblin Cleric shouting "POLYMORPH! HOBGOBLIN!!"
Ummm...I just wrote a brain-bleach anti thing.
And to the above post: Did I say squick? I meant to say something more like crack-ish.Last edited by BatRobin; 2009-09-09 at 06:59 PM.
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2009-09-09, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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KK, dumping my brain in acid.Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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2009-09-09, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-09, 07:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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Can someone make an archive? I'm looking for all of water-smurf's redcloak/V, but it's really hard to find them all, and I don't have much free time.
Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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Hello once again, it is now time for chapter three, and in this one it gets a little more lovey dovey. This chapter begins the slide of Miko into evil and crack fic induced love of Tsukiko, so here we go!
Chapter Three: Miko Gets Some Treasure Type O (Finally)
SpoilerMiko sat down on the bed next to Tsukiko, who leaned over and gently put her arms around her.
"You seem so tense, what is troubling you my dear one?" said Tsukiko as she massaged Miko's shoulders.
"If you must know, I am feeling conflicted about what happened today." said Miko, finding herself liking the massage she was getting a bit too much.
"I told you not to worry about that, but if it bothers you I have ways of making you forget about it." said Tsukiko.
"What do you..." said Miko, but she was silenced as Tsukiko pulled her into a kiss.
Miko was shocked by this and at first hesitated, but something inside made her relax and just except it.
Now before we go on, there is something you must know. Roy was not far off when he made that Treasure Type O comment, in fact he was dead on. Miko was in fact a virgin, in every sense of the word. She had never known the loving touch of another, what with her being a very chaste and loyal Paladin. Well all those years of missed opportunities were about to be made up right here and now.
Tsukiko pulled away from the kiss to see that Miko was smiling a little. Seeing this, she decided to press on, and began to caress her in... places. (above the waist... for now)
"Now then, doesn't that make you feel better?" said Tsukiko.
"Uh huh." said Miko, the feeling of Tsukiko's touch sending shivers through her body.
"Well it gets better from here." said Tsukiko, as she continued on.
Miko was lost in the strange feelings that went through her body. She had never felt this way before in her entire life. The part of her that was a Paladin screamed that this was wrong, sick and perverse. But it was silenced by the part that was enjoying it, and did not want to stop.
"Do want to go on?" said Tsukiko.
"Y-yes please." said Miko.
"Alright than, but only because you asked so nicely." said Tsukiko.
Then out of nowhere Tsukiko put her hand between Miko's legs, and well... you know. Miko felt as if a bolt of lightning had hit her, but a very pleasant one. As Tsukiko kept on going everything began to blur and time slipped away. Miko was lost in a world she had never known before, and while she did not realize it right then, she had slipped into the hands of Tsukiko.
It was the next mourning, the sun rising over the evil citadel of Xykon. Inside said evil place we find our two lovers laying in bed. Tsukiko was asleep, and Miko was still in a daze, her mind processing everything that had happened.
"What did I do last night? I made love to someone who is pure evil. Gods what possessed me to do it? I mean yeah it felt good, and she was so gentle and kind and when she... I need to pray for guidance!" thought Miko, her mind taking a sudden new course.
Miko gently got out of the bed and after quietly putting her clothes back on she made her way out of the room. After she left Tsukiko began to stir. she reached over, thinking she would find her new lover, but she only found empty sheets. Tsukiko sat bolt upright and looked around, but Miko was nowhere to be found.
"Huh, where the heck did she go?" said Tsukiko.
Meanwhile Miko had found a small closet not far away to conceal herself. she knelt down and began to pray to the Twelve Gods for guidance, to tell her what to do.
"Twelve Gods, what should I do? I feel so confused, so many conflicting thoughts and feelings. I need your divine wisdom to see me through this quandary." said Miko, she then waited for an answer.
But something was wrong, no sign came to her, no words from on high, nothing. There was nothing but the empty closet and herself, all alone.
"Twelve Gods please, I don't know what to do, please answer." said Miko.
The only answer she got was deafening silence.
"Twelve Gods, where are you? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!" yelled Miko.
Miko could not understand, why were the Twelve Gods not answering? Why were they ignoring her? Her, the best (former) Paladin of the Sapphire Guard. She was special, she was the best, she was... alone. For the first time Miko realized that her worst fear had come true. The gods she had dedicated her life too, had sacrificed for, had obeyed without question, had abandoned her. There was only one thing she could do, she began to cry. For the first time since leaving the dojo all those years ago, she cried. Miko curled up into a ball and let loose all the pent up sadness she had kept inside. As she sat there the door to the closet opened, Tsukiko standing in the doorway.
"Miko, what are you doing? What's wrong?" said Tsukiko, worried.
Miko looked up as tears streamed down her face. Suddenly she leaped up and threw her arms around Tsukiko, crying into her shoulder. Tsukiko was taken aback by this and patted Miko on the back, trying to calm her down.
"There there, it's ok, it's ok. Whatever the matter is it's ok." said Tsukiko, trying to comfort Miko.
"The Twelve Gods have abandoned me!" wailed Miko, sobbing into Tsukiko's dress.
"Calm down, it's not that big a deal." said Tsukiko.
"Yes it is! They have abandoned me, ME! They're most loyal and special follower! All is lost." said Miko as she slumped to the floor.
Tsukiko looked down with concern and sat down next to Miko.
"Well if they abandoned you then they don't know what they're doing." said Tsukiko.
"What?" said Miko, whipping a tear from her eye.
"I mean I think you're plenty special. I mean your strong, a good fighter, even better in bed." said Tsukiko, making Miko blush.
"If the Twelve Gods abandoned you then that's their problem. I mean what do they really do, other then sit on clouds being lazy. They sit up there while we have to deal with the crummy world they made. I ask you, is that right?" said Tsukiko.
"I guess you're right." said Miko quietly, starting to she her point.
"Of course I am! If they can't see how special and unique we are, then who needs them." said Tsukiko.
"Yeah... Yeah! Who needs those lazy gods! I mean, I slaved away my whole life serving them, and what thanks do I get? For a lifetime of service I get my Paladin powers taken away and I get denied my rightful place in the afterlife by some harpy with bad hair! Well if they can not see my worth, then maybe the dark forces can. I, Miko Miyazaki, do hereby renounce the Twelve Gods, FOREVER! Furthermore, I pledge my service to you, Mistress." said Miko, knelling to Tsukiko.
"Well, I'm very flattered." said Tsukiko, smirking.
It just so happened that a certain goblin was walking through the hall at that moment. He raised a inquisitive eyebrow and walked over to the two girls.
"And just what is going on over here?" said Redcloak.
"Nothing that concerns you, you green skinned loser." said Tsukiko.
"Why you little..." said Redcloak, furious. But then he noticed Miko glaring at him.
"Uh, well. Anyway I have important things to do, I must be going." said Redcloak, as he beat a quick retreat.
Miko and Tsukiko shared a devious grin, and got back up. They began to walk back to Tsukiko's room, holding hands.
"When we get back to my room, I have a present for you. A new set of armor, and it's in the most awesome colors ever." said Tsukiko.
"That sounds lovely. It would be nice to get out of this old thing." said Miko, as they kept on walking.
Wow, it was really easy to turn Miko. Although considering how fast she turned on Lord Shojo, it might not be surprising.
Anyway there is more to come, including adding poor Haley and Varrsuvius into the mix. The madness must have seized me, but it's a good madness.
(cut to tied up Haley and Varrsuvius)
You sick freak! Let us go!
Yes vile fiend, release us at once or suffer the wrath of my awesome arcane power, one tiny speck of which would snap your feeble mind!
Oh be quiet, I'll turn you back once the story is over. Until next time, have a good week all!I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)
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Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 11
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At dawn on the fifth day, look to the east.A wizard is never late nor early Young Skywalker, he arrives precisley when he means to.
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2009-09-09, 08:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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Where the f** is Zanaril?
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Don't be sad, I don't have a life either.
Celia/haley/teevo plot device: pregnancy.Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
"tics" meaning "little insects"
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2009-09-09, 09:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Only retards have lives.
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Having a life is highly overrated.
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