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2009-09-27, 10:09 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 12:28 AM (ISO 8601)
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First time I have seen this thread and i LOVE it!
Alas though I am constantly reminded of rule 34.... shiverI am alive!
It has been a very very long time.
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2009-09-28, 12:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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I'm curious, does the coder who made the changing banners update when new submissions are made?
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2009-09-28, 05:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-09-28, 05:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-28, 05:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Avatar by me...yup that's how good my drawing is. As in not very good.
Crack-Pairings, Not Dead Just Moved. Someone Hasn't Been Looking In The Right Places.
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2009-09-28, 08:38 AM (ISO 8601)
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So sleepy. Must comment.
everyones job is great now if you dont mind i will sleep on the floor for two weeksEvil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
My avatarsSpoilerThanks To Dashwood for Spider avatar.
Thanks To Mr Saturn for Goth Man avatar.
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2009-09-28, 09:14 AM (ISO 8601)
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@Zanaril: aw, so cute! The art style's very cute as well. If this is the price of Vaarsuvius and Inkyrius remaining together, I accept it without hesitation.
@BatRobin: poor Jirix, he always ends up dying.
@baf: very well done! I don't know whether to cheer for them or scold them.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-09-28, 12:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elan + Thog with male pregnancy
I so want to draw this, yet I fear what may happen to the remnants of my sanity if I did.
What a beautiful subject for a first post.
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2009-09-28, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 12:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Rolled. I seirously got on my first 2 rolls Diago/Kazumi and Hinjo/Argent. Since they're already paired, I rolled again. Here's the result.
Ugghh... Again with going overboard! I need to change my ways after this. Be warned. Highly disturbing to most who read. By clicking the spoiler, you forfiet any right to sue me for compensation on any couseling you may require because of reading this. Having someone else click the button for you also applies.
Spoiler"Raise Dead"
A diamond dissappeared as it was converted into the dead body at the clerics feet. Instantly, the figure rose, taking a deep breath.
"That will be all cleric."
"Yes, Bozzak." THe cleric leaves.
"Why that no good pig bitch! When I get after her I'll-"
"Quiet, Crystal! How did you beaten by Haley in the first place?"
"She jumped in and got me with 4 sneak attacks." Said Crystal, somewhat ashamed. "And she told me that the deal was off. She wasn't going to pay one copper piece and she'll kill all that you send after her."
"Dammit, Haley! Why did you have to be this big of a pain."
"Let me go after her Bozzak! I'll kill her for you!"
"No! You've done enough! I have to think about what to do about Starshine. Get out of that towel and into bed Crystal. You've just been raised and I want you well rested when the next assassination assignment is presented to us." Slams door shut.
"No Crystal! I don't want you to Crystal! Who does he think I am?! I'm the best assassin in the entire guild! I could easily kill Haley and loot back... ALL MY STUFF!!! Dammit! She took everything! And she even cut up my clothes! Damn her! Well, I'll send some one to get me some clothes tomorrow. Since Bozzak mentioned it, I do feel kind of tired. Must be the spell, being in a whole new body and everything."
She walks down into her room. Removing the towel and throwing it into a corner, she slips into the sheets, feeling them on her bare skin. It felt kind of weird to be in bed naked and without a nightgown or anything. She just added it to the list of reasons on why she hated Starshine and quickly fell asleep.
She was standing in Old Blind Pete's house in the room she cut Haley's hair in. Remembering the feeling of being in absolute power over her then felt so good and right. If only she was actually there. Then she notices a closet door. She reaches out and turns the nob. Out falls a nude Haley right at her feet, unconcious.
Well, I wish and Opportunity delivers. Now all I need is my knife and... It wasn't there. In fact, she still didn't have any of her clothes on still. Well this is just great! Why would they be put in the same room together nude?! She wanted to kill her not make out with her.
"Can't have you go killing her"
Crystal whips around at the voice. "Who's there! Show yourself! If you think your enjoying the sight of us here, think again! I am sooo going to kill you!"
"Oh, please. Enough with the empty threats." The voice came from the shadows.
"I know where you are! If you show yourself now, I will make your death painless! Now come out of there!"
Emerging from the shadows, was a white cat that strode into the room and sat, staring at crystal. "Meow"
"Huh? It was a cat." Something about the cat seemed familiar. "Wait a minute... aren't you the halflings cat? Why are yo-"
Then suddenly, something tackled Crystal from behind. Not knowing what was happening, a blindfold was put over her eyes. She thrashed around but her arms and feet were quickly tied together and she couldn't move.
"What is this?! What's going on?!"
A hand removes the blindfold and there stood the answer. "YOU! What are you doing?!"
"Keeping up with my new ship. Saving my sexy adventuring partner."
"And you tied me up for what?!"
"Pleasure, mostly. Preventing you from thrashing is secondary."
"Pleasure? Pleasure for what exactly?"
The Halfling walks over to the nude Haley and picks her up. Atleast the best he could, Haley's hind quarters and legs were dragging on the ground.
"Well, you see, my new boat is nice and all, but it's just not me. I'm suffering from sufficient whore withdrawl and I need that corrected."
"But... If you do this... then you stop following your boat!"
"Ah, well that's where you're wrong." He drops Haley on top of crystal and starts to change the poses of them. "My new boat is about 'pretending' to have character growth. There's a difference." He finally stops, having Crystal laying on her back, with the unconscious Haley laying on top of her. Haley's arms were wraped around Crystal's body and her lips were place on her mouth, preventing her from speaking.
"Mmmppphhh!"
"Shhh... You ask how is it a difference? Well, as long as Haley's unconscious and she never finds out about it, I keep my ship. And now for the finishing touch." To Crystal's horror, the Halfling starts to undress. "Come on Mr. Scruffy, Play time!"
Well?
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2009-09-28, 01:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 01:56 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 02:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 02:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 04:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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For starters, there's the fact that they've never met (as far as we know), though this thread has overcome larger obstacles.
Second, the CCoP is dead, which would make even a crack pairing with anyone at least somewhat of a challenge.
And finally, there's the adultery, which according to my dictionary is a short way of saying "cheated on their spouse" (It's either that or something that can't be spoken of on these forums). Now, Thahn isn't even married, and even if he was, committing such an act would cost him his Paladin abilities. As for CCoP, we don't even know if he even had a relationship status, and even if he did, most vows are "Till death do us part".
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2009-09-28, 05:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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As requested, here's colored Tsukiko and Redcloak. I also left it uncropped, so here it is in all of its blue glory!!!
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Meh... So tired.
...And that is how I met your father.
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2009-09-28, 05:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 06:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-28, 06:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Belkar's on Table 1 and 3...is one of those gonna be changed?
Also, Thog x Julio Scoundrel.
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The orc wandered the broken roads of Azure City, looking for Nale or Sabine.
"naaale? naaale? saaabiiinee? thog sad." the lone member of The Linear Guild plopped down on a rock, mumbling to himself.
"Hmm, I wonder where I could be? Blue there, green here, black there, fire there...smoke there..." Julio Scoundrel, the sexist man alive, looked around for any sign of life aside from hobgoblins or zombies. Julio spotted a pale green form in the distance, and began jogging towards him.
"thog see happy man! thog happy about happy man happy!" Thog hopped up and ran towards Julio.
"happy man pretty! happy joy thog force hug!" Julio tried to run, but nothing on Earth save 'Hold Person' or the like could stop Thog's hugs.
Umm...yeah.Last edited by BatRobin; 2009-09-28 at 06:47 PM.
SpoilerAvatar by KwarkPudding!
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2009-09-29, 02:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Cute.
@Silverraptor: I'm not exactly comfortable with Belkar forcing himself on someone, even in only a dream, but it was funny.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-09-29, 02:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-29, 02:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Hey, guys! Saeyan is trying to avoid the temptation of whiling away the hours reading and looking at crack by not coming back to the thread, but she updated her story and I told her I'd provide a link. So there's the link.
And you people update really fast. It makes me way too aware that I have tons of projects to work on that I haven't had a chance to help.
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The April Squickies Award for Best Crack Pairing Story
Thank you so much to Kaytara for the avatar! It's of Redcloak's and Vaarsuvius's love child.
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2009-09-29, 02:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
......Where did I put the brain bleach??!!!!! Darn it, I ran out. "Summon Brain Bleach." *fizzle* Huh? "Summon Brain Bleach." *fizzle*
*poof* "Hello, welcome to Thor Prayer. The spell you have just tried to cast has failed because the Brain Stain you are trying to clean is pernement. Have a good day." *poof*
"What?!?!?! No, No, No!!! *Suffers major Wisdom and Int penalty, and falls into a heavy coma.*
Darn it. I can't sue you for this.
Great Crack Pairing