[NEXUS] The Wall

[Haruki-kun]

A long, tall, wide Wall, completely white at first. It's on Private property. Before the wall is erected a sign.

Feel free to write, draw, scribble, graffiti or otherwise put anything up on this wall.

Sincerely,
The Owner of this Wall.

Near the base of the wall is spare Chalk and Spray Paint.

On this thread:
This is for fun.

In this thread, your characters may leave messages, notes, ads, warnings, jokes, gossip or anything else you might want them to. The posts themselves are the messages, you do not need to RP your character walking in and writing.

This thread is fully IC and the messages are written by characters and about characters, not by players or about players.

You do not need to sign the character's name, although people might be able to guess if they know your characters.

[happyturtle]

Undead are an abomination! Return them to their graves!

[Beans]

Undead does not mean un-person.
-V
No pulse no pain no war
All gain

((Sorry, Terry Pratchett, I had to stealz.

Also, thank you, HT, for reminding me of a thing I was gonna do and forgot about.))

[iElf]

"For my eternal love, I leave my memory of you here. I will love you. forever"

scrawed in big childish letters underneath

Daww...I hope you are happy!

[Haruki-kun]

Someone should tell Magtok those robes are WAY outdated.

[Reinholdt]

"Females of all races, call me. Must be hawt."

A number is scribbled underneath. Calling the number results in a "This number has been disconnected" message.

[Beans]

CIVILITY IS AN ANTIQUATED NOTION.
AND I WANT MORE BOOZE!

Kabnits is where it's at.

[iElf]

ネゥス　あい　じゃない　

[Moff Chumley]

THE MOFF WAS HERE

Also do a barrel roll

[UncleWolf]

FOR THE SWORM!!! >=3

The letters appear charred into the surface of the board.

[Darkcomet]

Attention fellows! The End Times are upon us! Join me in our glorious victory at-

Several locations of little note are listed. Anyone who investigates will soon find that the areas listed are laden with explosives, via the explosives going off on them.

Far away from this note on the wall is another, with different handwriting and coloration, though it might be possible to tell that the handwriting difference is forced.

Suckers.

[Recaiden]

This city's days are numbered. Get out while you can.

Beneath Moff's line, -A drawing of a plane doing a barrel roll-

[Beans]

Someday we'll find it,
The rainbow connection,
The lovers, the dreamers, and

[iElf]

"again to the undead thing....they're kinda cute"





STILL EMPLOYING!

[InyutheBeatIs]

"Females of all races, call me. Must be hawt."

A number is scribbled underneath. Calling the number results in a "This number has been disconnected" message.

After a failed attempt to prank call using this number, the number was scratched out. Next to it is a different number, using different handwriting. This one actually works.

[Reinholdt]

"Does anyone have a cure for Mummy Rot?"

[iElf]

"Does anyone have a cure for Mummy Rot?"

"I do....but do I want to share it.

while I'm at it...looking for attractive undead...gender doesn't matter. should enjoy moonlight walks, and tormenting the innocent"

[The Bushranger]

'Ware the shadows

[iElf]

"this is strange....I am not human...but...I have emotions? is this a malfunction?"


"....I plan to leave HALO...spread life and love around the world, and bring life to places civilisation has snubbed it out...Industrialists and Evil doers beware!"

[Moff Chumley]

SPARE me your life story, honny...

[Recaiden]

A chalked up message.

LOST

One living wooden cat.
Name of Kal.
Reward for return, call *phone number here*

[Murkus]

Someone's scrawled a jagged, heavily outlined message on the wall.

WHEN THE 538 MEET

YOU WILL ALL SEE

SUCH PRETTY THINGS

Then a naturally ominous blood-spatter.

[Beans]

Someone's scrawled a jagged, heavily outlined message on the wall.

WHEN THE 538 MEET

YOU WILL ALL SEE

SUCH PRETTY THINGS

Then a naturally ominous blood-spatter.

Someone has rudely replied to that one, sadly.

I SEE TWO PRETTY THINGS WHEN I LOOK DOWN.
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE I AM MENTIONING MY MAMMARY REGIONS IN RESPONSE TO AN OMINOUS WRITING.

[Recaiden]

Someone's scrawled a jagged, heavily outlined message on the wall.

WHEN THE 538 MEET

YOU WILL ALL SEE

SUCH PRETTY THINGS

Then a naturally ominous blood-spatter.

Another reply.

Aren't you missing a few thousand? And a smiley = D

[Moff Chumley]

Someone has rudely replied to that one, sadly.

I SEE TWO PRETTY THINGS WHEN I LOOK DOWN.
IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE I AM MENTIONING MY MAMMARY REGIONS IN RESPONSE TO AN OMINOUS WRITING.

Can I see 'em?

The Moff lacks a certain tact in this kind of forum.

[The Bushranger]

Either that or they're over by 238.

Then lower:

Or under by 8,463!

[Beans]

IF YOU WERE UNDER A CAVE

WOULD YOU SMILE OR WOULD YOU BE SAD?

WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS

OR WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT COKE CANS?

WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT NINTENDO WII

OR WOULD YOU TRY TO EAT ME?

((If I meet any of you IRL, I will sing that to you.))

[Reinholdt]

I divide by 0!

[happyturtle]

Welcome to the City of Inside!

It has been 16 days since our last Apocalypse related incident!

[iElf]

Welcome to the City of Inside! 17

It has been 16 days since our last Apocalypse related incident!

all hail our Combine overlords!