[Steam] Thread XVI: The biggest in-joke in gaming

[Scuzzball]

I just downloaded some TF2 hax. See you in-game >:)

YOU! From what people have said, the KF server needs an update. Or at least go look at it. It makes you download big files. And steam says you haven't been online in 3 days.

[Emlyn]

YOU! From what people have said, the KF server needs an update. Or at least go look at it. It makes you download big files. And steam says you haven't been online in 3 days.

That would be me you should be telling, as I am the KF server admin. Speaking of, either this thread or the server one doesn't have me listed as such. I'll check on it.

[ShortOne]

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• The Djinn in Tonic, ChHa Server Administrator/God,
• Potatocubed, ChHa Server Administrator/Codemonkey Foreman,
• Darth Mario, Resident Master-at-Arms, Djinn's right hand man,
• Sigs, Djinn's most rabid #1 Fan,
• Emlyn, Resident Grumpy Person,
• Arbitrary, Absolutely not Professional, we swear,
• Mtg_Player_Zach, Resident Semi-Professional Memodan,
• Treayn, Spymaster, Server Man of Mystery,
• Drolkcal, That Bastard, Administrator and Owner of the SHaFT,
• Doctor Girlfriend (MightyMonarch), Former MEEEEDIC, Administrator and Owner of the SHaFT,
• Blackfox, Resident Kickass Girl,
• Jibar, Jibar, Emperor Catmuffin the XVIIth,
• Scuzzball, Administrator and Ambassador of Minecraft Server,
• Disposition, Disapproving Guy,
• The Atheist God (has many variants), He of Many Names, Master of Pillows,
• Fawkes, The New Commissar,
• Susan_Brindle, Possibly a wizard,
• Dogmantra, the Great Equaliser Hater,
• Kainozzo, Spymaster in training, Man of not-so-much Mystery,
• Neovid, the MEEEDIC,
• SciurusDoomus, Meatbag Sniper,
• Phantom the Kritz, Heavy Duty Operator,
• Sammich, onetime Heavyweight Champion,
• Valaqil, A Friend to all Inanimate Objects,
• Drizvolta, sometimes wishes he had a Scottish accent,
• Dread Cthulhu, the (in)sane man,
• Tarbrush, British Nice Guy,
• Fluff and Napalm, was once a Pyro,
• Onasuma, actually a duck,
• Surikesu, That Other Bastard, doesn't say much,
• kpenguin, ALL HAIL FORUM MOD,
• The Gentlemanly Pyro (mamaluigi), is a man of wealth and taste,
• Imposter, Self-proclaimed Communist
• Watsyurname, loud and proud Scout,
• Alterform, is not a Transformer,
• Worira, Optimist Prime, not a Negatron,
• Phase, Honorary Ghostbuster,
• Oh no, Curious Sniper,
• Byrnbot08, Android Sniper,
• MasatoHyuga, is glad to be here,
• Rutskarn, Buttskarn,
• Azimer the Mad, Engineering Officer,

• TheBritish, Resident Smiley Face

[Byrnbot08]

I'm not on the list. I feel offended. I'm suing the internet.

[New Record]
Qwazes, Pie Guy(?), is offended, "Pie Guy vs The State of Anonymous, 2010"

[Jibar]

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• Blackfox, Resident Kickass Girl,
• Jibar, Jibar, Emperor Catmuffin the XVIIth,

Wow, you actually got my title right. Nutty.

[Volug]

YOU! From what people have said, the KF server needs an update. Or at least go look at it. It makes you download big files. And steam says you haven't been online in 3 days.

Bug Emlyn or Girlfriend, I can't update the server, I wanted to play it tomorrow too.

Eh... The Firebug update come out for that?

[surikesu]

• Surikesu, That Other Bastard, doesn't say much,

Look ma, I'm on a list!

And I would talk more if only I had a mic. Alas. :3

[shadow_archmagi]

The people below are who I believe can be considered, server regulars.

Here we go, (apologies if I miss you out,):

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• The Djinn in Tonic, ChHa Server Administrator/God,
• Potatocubed, ChHa Server Administrator/Codemonkey Foreman,
• Darth Mario, Resident Master-at-Arms, Djinn's right hand man,
• Sigs, Djinn's most rabid #1 Fan,
• Emlyn, Resident Grumpy Person,
• Arbitrary, Absolutely not Professional, we swear,
• Mtg_Player_Zach, Resident Semi-Professional Memodan,
• Treayn, Spymaster, Server Man of Mystery,
• Drolkcal, That Bastard, Administrator and Owner of the SHaFT,
• Doctor Girlfriend (MightyMonarch), Former MEEEEDIC, Administrator and Owner of the SHaFT,
• Blackfox, Resident Kickass Girl,
• Jibar, Jibar, Emperor Catmuffin the XVIIth,
• Scuzzball, Administrator and Ambassador of Minecraft Server,
• Disposition, Disapproving Guy,
• The Atheist God (has many variants), He of Many Names, Master of Pillows,
• Fawkes, The New Commissar,
• Susan_Brindle, Possibly a wizard,
• Dogmantra, the Great Equaliser Hater,
• Kainozzo, Spymaster in training, Man of not-so-much Mystery,
• Neovid, the MEEEDIC,
• SciurusDoomus, Meatbag Sniper,
• Phantom the Kritz, Heavy Duty Operator,
• Sammich, onetime Heavyweight Champion,
• Valaqil, A Friend to all Inanimate Objects,
• Drizvolta, sometimes wishes he had a Scottish accent,
• Dread Cthulhu, the (in)sane man,
• Tarbrush, British Nice Guy,
• Fluff and Napalm, was once a Pyro,
• Onasuma, actually a duck,
• Surikesu, That Other Bastard, doesn't say much,
• kpenguin, ALL HAIL FORUM MOD,
• The Gentlemanly Pyro (mamaluigi), is a man of wealth and taste,
• Imposter, Self-proclaimed Communist
• Watsyurname, loud and proud Scout,
• Alterform, is not a Transformer,
• Worira, Optimist Prime, not a Negatron,
• Phase, Honorary Ghostbuster,
• Oh no, Curious Sniper,
• Byrnbot08, Android Sniper,
• MasatoHyuga, is glad to be here,
• Rutskarn, Buttskarn,
• Azimer the Mad, Engineering Officer,

There are alot more, but that is what I can think of from the back of my head. Haven't seen some people around lately though... I miss them.

Yay I'm on a list

That makes me a hero

[Dispozition]

I'm...The disapproving guy? What? I'm the abusive admin, also Mr. Silly High Ping.

Where did disapproving come from? >: Seriously, I'm the most laid back mod, how am I disapproving?

[Valaqil]

Look ma, I'm on a list!

And I would talk more if only I had a mic. Alas. :3

I'm tempted to take up a collection. If I ship you a mic, you'd have to use it.

[Byrnbot08]

I'm...The disapproving guy? What? I'm the abusive admin, also Mr. Silly High Ping.

Where did disapproving come from? >: Seriously, I'm the most laid back mod, how am I disapproving?

On the Server Thread, posted for posterity and discussion:

>joins thread to see argument is still going
>sees that it's lasted over 3 pages

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Disgrace, Dis, absolute disgrace that you did not remember. Disappointed even.

[The Linker]

And he's disapproving of his own title as we speak!

[tarbrush]

I could have sworn TheBritish had, like, a monopoly on nice-british-guy-ness.

I thought that TheBritish wasn't, in fact, british? Hence the funny.

[Dispozition]

*throws up arms in a disapproving manner*

I have no idea what any of you are talking about!

[Sammiches]

I'm...The disapproving guy? What? I'm the abusive admin, also Mr. Silly High Ping.

Where did disapproving come from? >: Seriously, I'm the most laid back mod, how am I disapproving?

Lord of the dance was already taken. Sorry.

Edit: Hey Valaqil, I already have a mic, but can I get a free one anyway? I promise to talk twice as obnoxiously and intrusively.

[Science Officer]

Unnamed Protagonist is not on the list, as he has no name, no personality, and no mic.

and likes to refer to himself in the third person.

[Winthur]

Kainozzo, Spymaster in training, Man of not-so-much Mystery,

I performed the first stairstab in my life today, on a Medic no less.

Yes, first stairstab in my Spy career. After 84 hours of playing this class. Every previous attempt has failed.

Clearly, I am a natural.

Also, I think you left out one of my trademark traits in this description, but...

...I wouldn't gambol on that.

[Pie Guy]

My first stair stab was in Halo Reach. I funally understand how to do it.

[tarbrush]

Wth is a stair stab anyway?

[KBF]

I'm not on the list. I feel offended. I'm suing the internet.

Drizvolta got on that list and I didn't. I mean..

I am less important than Drizvolta. I mean, I guess I never play during peak times, but.. I mean..

and griever isn't on there either. i think i see what's going on. this is prejudice! us mutes demand recognition.

[mightymonarch]

Wth is a stair stab anyway?

Spy is above you on stairs. Spy uses height advantage to jump behind you and backstab.

Youtube provides a handy example.

[KBF]

Spy is above you on stairs. Spy uses height advantage to jump behind you and backstab.

Youtube provides a handy example.

Those clips are old though, nowadays you have to at least be facing the right direction. You have to spin around in midair.

[watsyurname529]

I'm not exactly sure where the "Loud" part came from but I'll gladly take the "Proud Scout" part.

Still a fantastic list.

Also I think Dizposition would have been better suited with "Resident Half-Life DJ."

[Fawkes]

That would be me you should be telling, as I am the KF server admin. Speaking of, either this thread or the server one doesn't have me listed as such. I'll check on it.

Here's a question: how do we change the server's difficulty level?

[Emlyn]

Here's a question: how do we change the server's difficulty level?

I give you web admin access and you do it yourself. Once I get the server working that is.

[Sleverin]

I thought that TheBritish wasn't, in fact, british? Hence the funny.

He is in fact British. If you hear him speak his accent is so damn thick it's kinda hard to understand him. I assumed that his accent being so thick it made him part of the lower class in Britain...although he said some people take his accent as "posh". *shrug*

Also, Suri totally has a mic, he just doesn't talk. The first time I heard him talk was when we were kicking a bunch of ass as solly/medic combo on Badwater and he said 'need ammo'.

[dromer]

Also, Suri totally has a mic, he just doesn't talk. The first time I heard him talk was when we were kicking a bunch of ass as solly/medic combo on Badwater and he said 'need ammo'.

It seems that most people have a mic, but never use it.
NOTE TO SELF: Hound random pubbies on the server until they use voice chat.

[KBF]

Also, Suri totally has a mic, he just doesn't talk. The first time I heard him talk was when we were kicking a bunch of ass as solly/medic combo on Badwater and he said 'need ammo'.

Yeah, Suri is an imposter. A fake. He's not a real mute, he just acts like one. Why does he choose to take on our suffering? Ugh.

[blackfox]

Add to list:
Nano: "WHY! WHY DID THE FLOOR GO DOWN! WHY!"

[Fawkes]

I give you web admin access and you do it yourself. Once I get the server working that is.

Oh.

Can I have that thing you just said?