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2014-11-16, 08:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2010
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- London, EU
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
π = 4
Consider a 5' radius blast: this affects 4 squares which have a circumference of 40' — Actually it's worse than that.
Completely Dysfunctional Handbook
Warped Druid Handbook
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2014-11-16, 08:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2012
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- In the Playground. Duh.
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
White is my color for internal monologue. (without the black highlight, of course)
Judge's choice in the Pathfinder Grab Bag XIX
Spoiler
Avatar by the ever-brilliant Ceika
Paizocarnum - A 3.p update of Incarnum, now in PDF!
The Beastmaster: Master of Beasts! (Pathfinder homebrew class)
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2014-11-16, 09:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2013
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
NPC charging too much for a particular magic item? Use infinite gold tricks and but out his store, as well as every other store on the plane. Now you never have to worry about price twice over (once for infinite gold, twice for owning all stores everywhere).
Need to climb a 10 ft high ledge? Buy a 10 ft ladder! Cause who ever really carries one of those things around anyway?
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2014-11-16, 09:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2014
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- Sovereign State of Denial
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
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2014-11-16, 10:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- France
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Que tous les anciens dieux et les nouveaux protègent la France.
Resistance Data in MM, Volo's, MToF. -- -- Petrocorus's 3.5 Paladin Builds List. -- -- French vs. EnglishOriginally Posted by King Louis XIII in The Musketeers
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2014-11-16, 10:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Jul 2013
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
The temperature in the room is a bit too warm. Obviously, the solution is Fimblwinter.
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
Where did you start yours?
In a mountain after a cave-in.
MY STATS OFF THE ELITE ARRAY:
Str: 14 Dex: 8 Con: 12 Int: 15 Wis: 10 Cha: 11
Please critique my 5e Beguiler Wizard subclass!
https://forums.giantitp.com/showthre...izard-Subclass
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2014-11-16, 11:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- Dominion of Canadia
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2014-11-16, 11:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Please use they/them/theirs when referring to me in the third person.
My Homebrew (PF, 3.5)
Awesome Bone Knight avatar by Chd.
Spoiler: Current Characters
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2014-11-16, 11:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2014
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
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2014-11-16, 11:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2010
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- Pennsylvania
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2014-11-16, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Texas
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
Check out my NEW sci-fi TTRPG about first contact. Cool alien races, murderous AIs, and more. New expansion featuring rules for ships! New book here NOW!
Iron Chef Medals!
Amazing Princess Mononoke avatar by Dispozition
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2014-11-16, 11:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- Dominion of Canadia
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
I just got turned into a vampire in the most ass backward way possible, by my own vampire-in-a-can gone berserk no less, but it fits the theme of the thread.
Paladin: We need to pay to raise your mistress and then pay to restore the strength drain she was under before that.
Familiar: No!
*One Speak With Dead later*
Paladin: Your mistress wants to become an undead abomination to save on bills?
Familiar: Yes!
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2014-11-16, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2014
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- Birmingham, AL
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
DM doesn't interpret the rule like you do and shuts down your plan to break the game?
Need something extra to build that character you really want but DM won't agree?
Want to stop a player from abusing a rile/loophole that makes the game boring, but the DM allows it?
1. Acquire a rulebook, preferably one that's allowed but noone ever uses, either in pdf or a physical copy.
1a. If in physical form, painstakingly make high quality, perfect copies of ALL the pages AND covers.
2. Pay your graphic design friend to Photoshop a slight rule change/massive rewrite of your choice.
3. Pay a printer/publisher/book binder to print out the altered book in high quality color using heavyweight glossy paper, make a realistic hardback cover, and professionally bind it using the same method as your chosen book.
4. Use altered book(s) to warp the game in your favor
5. Prepare for book-related head injury and/or loss of friends
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2014-11-16, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2011
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- Texas
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2014-11-16, 11:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2011
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- Texas
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
Check out my NEW sci-fi TTRPG about first contact. Cool alien races, murderous AIs, and more. New expansion featuring rules for ships! New book here NOW!
Iron Chef Medals!
Amazing Princess Mononoke avatar by Dispozition
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2014-11-16, 11:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Mar 2008
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- Dominion of Canadia
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2014-11-16, 11:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Apr 2014
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
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2014-11-16, 11:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
- Location
- certainly not kansas
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
mindrape.
lots and lots of mindrape.avatardonebymememememememememeeeeeeeeeee
Julian, it's a hungry world
They're gonna eat you alive son, yeah
Oh Julian, when their fangs sink in
I'll stitch you but then I gotta throw you back in
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2014-11-16, 11:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
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- Realm of Dreams
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Last edited by Phelix-Mu; 2014-11-16 at 11:54 PM.
In my dreams, I am currently adruid 20/wizard 10/arcane hierophant 10/warshaper 5.Actually, after giving birth to a galaxy by splitting a black hole, level is no longer relevant.
Extended Sigbox
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2014-11-17, 07:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2011
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Wipe out true Scotsmen everywhere.
Use Wish to replicate Prestidigitation on every Scotsman in the world, to sugar their porridge.
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2014-11-17, 10:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Jan 2012
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Imagine if the second law of thermodynamics was reversed.
Now imagine that effecting an area 80 miles in diameter.
For 10 years.
Short answer: The rule isnt written to function for anything but wizards, fireball, and wizards casting fireball. Exploits are by definition that, holes in the rules. Its the fact that the rule is worded so poorly as to not function.
meh, i only killed Athas, 75% chance of having restored the sun (we do have AN issue with that but that comes down to exact rules we dont know), and delayed the issue of defiling for several million/billion years.My Homebrew: found here.
When you Absolutely, Positively, Gotta Drop some Huge rocks, Accept NO Substitutes
PM Me if you would like a table from my homebrew reconstructed.
Drow avatar @ myself
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2014-11-17, 01:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2012
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
It seems to me a sculpted fumblewinter would be the perfect way to keep your drink cold on a tropical beach, or a full sized one if you sit on the edge of the spell effect.
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2014-11-17, 02:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2013
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
This actually happened in a session.
*Party encounters locked door*
Options Available:
A) Rogue with lock picking
B) Any party member with obvious tools scattered around
C) 10 barrels of explosives
... of course the party selected explosives first, after learning there was something sentient behind the door.
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2014-11-17, 03:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Dec 2012
- Location
- Realm of Dreams
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
I prefer the spell frostfell for my drink-refrigerating purposes.
Nothing against fimbulwinter of course (great spell), but nothing spells "STYLE" like having a flesh-to-iced marilith as my drink holder (she can hold up to six drinks!). When my drink gets too warm, I can just shave a bit of ice off her ass. Problem solved.
The bigger issue is the supply of mariliths. Every time I go looking for one now, they all overreact and toss whole armies at me. *sigh*
Hehe.
I don't always drink cold drinks, but when I do, I prefer frostfell'd ones.
In my dreams, I am currently adruid 20/wizard 10/arcane hierophant 10/warshaper 5.Actually, after giving birth to a galaxy by splitting a black hole, level is no longer relevant.
Extended Sigbox
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2014-11-18, 10:52 AM (ISO 8601)
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- Oct 2010
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
King trying to feed a hungry populace? (or just a parent of a teenage boy) Capture the tarrasque, use one of many techniques to subdue it (there was a thread recently that talked about this) and carve up infinite tarrasque burgers! You now have an unending supply of regenerating meat that won't eat you for a while at least. Just make sure to cook it well, we don't want to have a case of exploding indigestion.
May all praise the oh so glorious, oh so benevolent oh so androgynous Sam!
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2014-11-18, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Please use they/them/theirs when referring to me in the third person.
My Homebrew (PF, 3.5)
Awesome Bone Knight avatar by Chd.
Spoiler: Current Characters
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2014-11-18, 02:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Feb 2014
- Location
- Arcadia
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Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Creator of the LA-assignment thread.
Entries have been posted for the newest round of Junkyard Wars. Are YOU the judge we need? And while you're there, vote for the next round!
Interested in judging a build competition on the 3.5 forums but not sure where to begin? Check out the judging handbook!
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2014-11-18, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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- May 2013
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- A world all my own
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
problem: Need to get from the bottom of the grand stair case to the top.
solution: Make enough ice assassins of Punpun to instantly make (by hand and without magic) and carry a litter of your design. Have them lift you into the litter and position you comfortably, carry you up to the top, they take you out of the litter. Then have them fight to the death for the honor of opening the door.I reserve the right to be wrong and will use that right whenever it happens
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
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2014-11-18, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Aug 2014
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
Please use they/them/theirs when referring to me in the third person.
My Homebrew (PF, 3.5)
Awesome Bone Knight avatar by Chd.
Spoiler: Current Characters
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2014-11-18, 05:20 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2011
- Location
- Texas
- Gender
Re: "I too like to destroy beehives with nuclear weapons!" Mundane problem; crazy ans
I've got a new fantasy TTRPG about running your own fencing school in a 3 musketeers pastiche setting. Book coming soon.
Check out my NEW sci-fi TTRPG about first contact. Cool alien races, murderous AIs, and more. New expansion featuring rules for ships! New book here NOW!
Iron Chef Medals!
Amazing Princess Mononoke avatar by Dispozition