MS Paint Adventures 4: 13

[Gorgondantess]

That's mean. I don't find that amusing at all.

Y'know what's really mean? Or, rather, who? Spidertroll.

[Lix Lorn]

Yeah, but you upset ME, not her.

[Tectonic Robot]

Yeah, but you upset ME, not her.

Shooooosh pap pap pap.

Vriska's kicking it up in the afterlife. It's ok.

At least until Lord English kicks down the door. Then it's not ok.

Unless Slick runs in through the opening. Then it's ok again!

[Morganatic]

Suddenly, out of nowhere -

humanimals intermission.

[TheArsenal]

NOOOOOOO! I am forever and permanently scard!

WHO CREATES SUCH DEMONS!

[Lix Lorn]

NOOOOOOO! I am forever and permanently scard!

WHO CREATES SUCH DEMONS!

Hussie.
Duh.

[RebelRogue]

Machi's ability has exponential growth. 1 loyalty = 1 damage, 2 loyalty = 4 damage, 4 loyalty = 16 damage.

That looks like power growth, not exponential growth.

[Gez]

So the next update is going to be tomorrow.

What do you guys think it will be? :O

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AH: Play Skyrim for 76 hours straight instead of updating. Then collapse and sleep for 42 hours.

[Lix Lorn]

Nonono.

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AH: Play skyrim for 41 hours straight. Then collapse, get 3 hours sleep and force yourself up to make this ****ty comic. Then sleep for ten days and then update 25 times in an hour.

[Morganatic]

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AH: Play Skyrim for 76 hours straight instead of updating. Then collapse and sleep for 42 hours.

I imagine Hussie as some kind of ascetic monk - he's suggested (probably exaggerating, but still) that he spends most of the time he's not sleeping or eating working Homestuck-based stuff (Homestuck: The Book Vol 1 apparently took a chunk of time out of the past few months). Almost all of his pop-culture references are quite old, too, suggesting he's not a massive gamer.

[Androgeus]

How about

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AH:Finish BardQuest

Also Humanimals. Scared for life.

[Derjuin]

So the next update is going to be tomorrow.

What do you guys think it will be? :O

My hope:

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John+Vriska: True Love's First Kiss!

Alternatively, Hueg Battleship: Land on asteroid/Asteroid: Land on Hueg Battleship. Gotta start somewhere

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Y'know what's really mean? Or, rather, who? Spidertroll.

This is a giant nature/nurture overanalysis/derail waiting to happen .

[AgentPaper]

Preview of Jade:

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[TheArsenal]

My hope:

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John+Vriska: True Love's First Kiss!

Ugh, Im not sure. Vriska is a total bitch even for her planets standards, and I doubt that if Jhon seen the things she had done I doubt it would happen.

But whatever, I still like thier subplot.

[Derjuin]

Ugh, Im not sure. Vriska is a total bitch even for her planets standards, and I doubt that if Jhon seen the things she had done I doubt it would happen.

She's already told him about the "probably many thousands" of people she's killed, to feed her lusus (not doing so would have dire results, like death or being eaten). She also told him about killing Aradia and paralyzing/killing Tavros. He still said yes to a date, unless you mean something other than those things.

Agree to disagree on the total bitch part? I've seen where that debate can go, and it's not pretty at all.

But whatever, I still like thier subplot.

I can agree here though .

[TheArsenal]

I have an argument, but I don't want to continue with it if you don't want to.

[TheArsenal]

Mind****.

Seriously.

This was once again, the least thing I expected.

[Derjuin]

I have an argument, but I don't want to continue with it if you don't want to.

It'd be nice, since it'd probably come down to opinion or differing views of events or something like that.

Mind****.

Seriously.

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Yeah...I was kinda hoping for more than Act 1, Revisited, maybe Everybody: Sloppy Makeouts or something, but I guess maybe it's better to introduce the new kids first. If they're all the same age as the previous groups have been, they seem to be about 15 and 1/2 years old now...

[Midnight Lurker]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..............

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Look at that Little Monsters poster covering Doctor Manhattan's blue junk.

That's not makeup. That's Troll Howie Mandel. This is a two-species world.

[some guy]

I'm excited for meeting Jade's Penpal. I'm excited for everything. Those bears. What kind of time-traveling, universe-hopping adventures will they have?

[Shadow of the Sun]

Hmmm...

Not sure if want.

But then, Hussie is Hussie, so I expect him to pull some insane ninja crap to make this awesome, like he always does.

[Morganatic]

YESSSSSSSS

I kinda expected this, but it's certainly going to be good. I cannot wait to see what kinda of inventory gags we're going to witness over the next few weeks.

Good to see that Cal and Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are apparently trans-universal constants, though.

I also cannot wait for Act 6 to be three years long.

[Draconi Redfir]

i feared i would foam at the mouth.

i was happily wrong

I do wonder though if this version is any different from the first though, Wouldn't the frog still have cancer?

as for FRIGHTENING FAUNA, you think that means horrerterrors? Not seeing anything eldritch in her house (Though their IS a wizard-bear, and she was apparently raised by betty Crocker still who may or may not be a troll with close ties to a horrerterror, so still two possibilities there.)

[Morganatic]

i feared i would foam at the mouth.

i was happily wrong

I do wonder though if this version is any different from the first though, Wouldn't the frog still have cancer?

as for FRIGHTENING FAUNA, you think that means horrerterrors? Not seeing anything eldritch in her house (Though their IS a wizard-bear, and she was apparently raised by betty Crocker still who may or may not be a troll with close ties to a horrerterror, so still two possibilities there.)

It's the Frightening Beast, from Problem Sleuth - it's on Jane's shirt.

[TheArsenal]

I don't think this will be the same type of story as the trolls or the Kids.

[Draconi Redfir]

i just really hope this version of earth didn't become a near-carbon copy of alternia, as what i think was the upside-down immage of earth and the Alternian writing may have been indicaiting.

[TheArsenal]

90% of the time I feal like saying "Dont worry guys", Hussie isn't stupid, hje won't mess stuff up.

[Gez]

Good to see that Cal and Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are apparently trans-universal constants, though.

SB&HJ is the creation of Dave, who is going in this reboot to be the adult guardian, so it makes sense (in a horrible, terrible way) that it would now be a professional business.

[Midnight Lurker]

SB&HJ is the creation of Dave, who is going in this reboot to be the adult guardian, so it makes sense (in a horrible, terrible way) that it would now be a professional business.

It's got to be better than puppet porn.

[Draconi Redfir]

It's got to be better than puppet porn.

dear gog, teenage Bro as a budding puppet-fetishist.

not gunna be pretty.