[NEXUS] The Wall

[Morty]

In case you don't know, I'm sending the Imperial Army a video with edvidence of Mercury's murder that you guys didn't even know.

Who cares who did him in? We're just happy he's dead.
-an anonymous NPC.

[Darkcomet]

And this will be important to them how? Mercury's death was good news for all, from what I've gathered. Given that the Empire's penalty for terrorism is still death, I doubt you will accomplish much.

[Maxios]

And this will be important to them how? Mercury's death was good news for all, from what I've gathered. Given that the Empire's penalty for terrorism is still death, I doubt you will accomplish much.

Murder is still murder. And the vampire who murdered him has killed many others.

[V'icternus]

?Was he at least a cute vampire?

[Darkcomet]

Do tell, does it even take place within the Empire's territory? And have you proved its authenticity?

[Reinholdt]

The person who killed Mercury is a hero! He should be given a medal!

[Gimliggamer]

?Was he at least a cute vampire?

No. Because he's a vampire golem assassin.

[V'icternus]

No. Because he's a vampire golem assassin.

oh
whitetextwhitetext

[Maxios]

Do tell, does it even take place within the Empire's territory? And have you proved its authenticity?

I've ran numerous tests, both scientfic and magical. There are numerous holes in the time line though, that I'll be happy to help you sort out

[Gimliggamer]

oh

Exactly
morewhitetext

[Rae Artemi]

Maxios, you may be the single most incompetent leader I have ever seen, and I've seen a group that had powers based entirely on not caring about things.

once again, im a cat and i can tell youre pretty dumb.

[Maxios]

Maxios, you may be the single most incompetent leader I have ever seen, and I've seen a group that had powers based entirely on not caring about things.

once again, im a cat and i can tell youre pretty dumb.

Perhaps. But one must see my logic. Clearly, someone may have tampered with the video. Why would Nite blockade Trog's on his own? I suspect someone tampered with the timeline of the event. The part of Mercury's death should be after the blockade, not before it.

[Lord Magtok]

Perhaps. But one must see my logic. Clearly, someone may have tampered with the video. Why would Nite blockade Trog's on his own? I suspect someone tampered with the timeline of the event. The part of Mercury's death should be after the blockade, not before it.

That sounds ridiculously complicated. Wouldn't evil twins, clones, doctored footage, or a villainous doppelganger make way more sense?

[Maxios]

I have an evil clone, and trust me, nothing makes sense.

[VampireRot]

I have an evil clone, and trust me, nothing makes sense.

Gravity.

There. I proved you wrong. Do I get a cookie from the Wall now? :3

[Terumitsu]

Gravity.

There. I proved you wrong. Do I get a cookie from the Wall now? :3

Cookies magically manifest for this writer as soon as they finish writing.

[Rae Artemi]

Gravity.

There. I proved you wrong. Do I get a cookie from the Wall now? :3

Gravity doesn't make much sense to me. I mean, 9.8 meters per second squared, why don't they just make it an even ten?

[Maxios]

All LANTERN members report to HQ. OP: Steel will soon commence

.

[VampireRot]

Gravity doesn't make much sense to me. I mean, 9.8 meters per second squared, why don't they just make it an even ten?

Because things would be easy if everything was measured with multiples of 10, silly!

There are crumbs around this message. As if the writer was eating a cookie while writing it.

[Darkcomet]

All LANTERN members report to HQ. OP: Steel will soon commence

.

Good evening, Wall-watchers. Today I'm going to watch the fabled Wall denizen known as the Moron.

Here, the Moron relays his organization's plans to its members on this very Wall. What the Moron fails to notice, however, is that everyone can read the Wall, not just LANTERN members!

For example, the Empire and AMEN can both read this!

The Moron has inadvertently revealed his plan to the masses, and his own enemies! Bravo, Moron.

[Maxios]

Good evening, Wall-watchers. Today I'm going to watch the fabled Wall denizen known as the Moron.

Here, the Moron relays his organization's plans to its members on this very Wall. What the Moron fails to notice, however, is that everyone can read the Wall, not just LANTERN members!

For example, the Empire and AMEN can both read this!

The Moron has inadvertently revealed his plan to the masses, and his own enemies! Bravo, Moron.

Ah, but I didn't say what OP: Steel was at all.

[Darkcomet]

Ah yes. Here, the Moron attempts to justify his actions, saying that he did not describe his plan.

However, what he fails to realize this time is that letting your enemies know you're pulling something, regardless of what, is a terrible idea!

[Maxios]

Ah yes. Here, the Moron attempts to justify his actions, saying that he did not describe his plan.

However, what he fails to realize this time is that letting your enemies know you're pulling something, regardless of what, is a terrible idea!

Ah, but regardless, no one knows what OP: Steel is

[Darkcomet]

And here, the Moron repeats himself, basically ignoring what I have already pointed out.

That's all for now, Wall-watchers.

[Maxios]

And here, the Moron repeats himself, basically ignoring what I have already pointed out.

That's all for now, Wall-watchers.

Did you ever think this was part of OP: Steel?

[Gimliggamer]

Maxios, didn't you just get yelled at for trying to make plans on your own. In fact, why bother to make a plan if you are going to announce to everyone you are pulling something?

[Maxios]

Maxios, didn't you just get yelled at for trying to make plans on your own. In fact, why bother to make a plan if you are going to announce to everyone you are pulling something?

Fine. Changis Wordis. Now all traces of mention of **: ***** are now gone from the wall.

[V'icternus]

Maxios, didn't you just get yelled at for trying to make plans on your own. In fact, why bother to make a plan if you are going to announce to everyone you are pulling something?

Maybe you should fire him?

[Maxios]

[All traces and mention of OP: Steel are now erased from the Wall, and as well from the mind of everyone who read them]

[VampireRot]

To change the subject from the funny man's poor judgment...

It's snowing! Guys! Guys! See? Look around you, and see the snow! Isn't that awesome! Snow! It's cold and stuff!

And, lo and behold, there is indeed snow falling, and accumulating atop the wall and on the ground around it!


Lucky Nexusians.