FinnLassie's Fantabulous Facade of Random Banter #194

[TaiLiu]

TaiLiu, is... a he...? *eep*

Nope.

ION: Oh, I wonder when this poor babby will cease to be and a new thread comes up! I'm excited!

About... About your baby's death?

[FinnLassie]

Nope.

About... About your baby's death?

Then I'll go with my theory that you are some beautiful celestial being. You always come out as one to me at least. It's the way you write, it's so... calm!

This thread is my wee babby. But its time will soon be over. Life is.


EDIT:

AAAAAAAAAA we need a new thread guys!

[TaiLiu]

Then I'll go with my theory that you are some beautiful celestial being. You always come out as one to me at least. It's the way you write, it's so... calm!

Oh, no. Do you not see the panic seeped into the words?

This thread is my wee babby. But its time will soon be over. Life is.

Alas! You speak words of wisdom.

EDIT:

AAAAAAAAAA we need a new thread guys!

We do. Who here is able to create one?

[FinnLassie]

Oh, no. Do you not see the panic seeped into the words?

Alas! You speak words of wisdom.

We do. Who here is able to create one?

Your simplicity is divine, TaiLoop!

It's oddly quiet. Then again, I'm up at 2am looking at the sun to rise and such... What time is it in 'Murrika land, I wonder?

[Coidzor]

I know, but I tend to stay in doors. I'm an introveeeert *curls into a ball*

But how will you make friends with the birds and weasels and other woodland creatures?

Uwaah!

Hahaha, don't worry, it's okay, I'm fine

I'm not entirely sure what you mean by that, but I hope you're okay.

Dat noise...

*uncurls anyway* *shoves a pic-a-nic basket into Zodi's hands* Now you march outside young lady and have a fun picnic party.

Aaaah! Someone's bouncing wee LaZoozieboo around and about as she has now transformed into a ball! I must save the lass but can't as I'm afraid of balls. Damn it, life.

*makes little sense*

Super Moon and nightless night? Deffo making me go bonkers.

LaZoozieboo, eh? That's a cute name... ad'awwable, even. That's... That's an unfortunate phobia. Not very much fun for those of us dating someone with that either...

Tired, eh? Hope you're able to sleep sooner rather than later.

*wipes sweat off forehead*

Um, nightless night is the time of the year the sun doesn't set or sets only for a brief moment. Do you have another term for it? And the Moon nearest to the Earth it can get atm, so it appears to be supermahoosive! Scary! It's like it's staring at you.

It's quarter past 1am here and the sky's just somewhat dim but still very much ok to see in, plus there's a beautiful haze of pinkish orange in the horizon left by the sun.

Um. Um. I think I'm missing something here. *is somewhat dimwitted*

You'd be afraid of balls after getting hit by a football (the correct kind, not the 'Murrikan one!) in the stomach more than sodding once. Or getting a wee bounce ball to your eye.

Hot out?

3 Days. 3 Days. 3 Days. /Majora's Mask

Sounds like blackout curtains are useful then. Also, cute.

I missed it too.

With me, it's volleyballs to the face. Usually the glasses, once or twice the mouth. Fun times.

[Taet]

No, no, Cuthalion, I'm not making fun of you, I don't understand when a freeway is a "the" and when it's not. It must be common around here also otherwise I would never have heard people talk about the 5.

There were no mosquitoes on the retreat. I am glad but worried. If it is too dry for mosquitoes now we are going to have a thirsty autumn. There was nothing worse than a late June bug. They don't bite or invade. They just exist. I am still not happy one almost fell on me from a redwood. They are built to scale with redwoods and sequoias.

One of my cats just stepped on its own tail while changing from sleep mode to stalking mode. He is not very good at this.

[LaZodiac]

*wipes sweat off forehead*

Um, nightless night is the time of the year the sun doesn't set or sets only for a brief moment. Do you have another term for it? And the Moon nearest to the Earth it can get atm, so it appears to be supermahoosive! Scary! It's like it's staring at you.

You'd be afraid of balls after getting hit by a football (the correct kind, not the 'Murrikan one!) in the stomach more than sodding once. Or getting a wee bounce ball to your eye.

We call it Midnight Sun, and we have it for weeks on end Super Moons are awesome though!

You're afraid of pain, not the balls. The balls aren't at fault.

But how will you make friends with the birds and weasels and other woodland creatures?

Dat noise...

*uncurls anyway* *shoves a pic-a-nic basket into Zodi's hands* Now you march outside young lady and have a fun picnic party.

With bullets

I make the best noises.

Yay picnic *eats while inside*

[Coidzor]

I would try to doooooooodge! I mean, I've been cut with knives several times, and I'm not afraid of them. I've certainly been hit with soccerballs and basketballs before (and handegg balls too, for that matter), and I'm not afraid of them either.

What'd I tell you about monkey knife fights!?

There were no mosquitoes on the retreat. I am glad but worried. If it is too dry for mosquitoes now we are going to have a thirsty autumn. There was nothing worse than a late June bug. They don't bite or invade. They just exist. I am still not happy one almost fell on me from a redwood. They are built to scale with redwoods and sequoias.

One of my cats just stepped on its own tail while changing from sleep mode to stalking mode. He is not very good at this.

*shudder* Too big.

He is a cat. He will know what to do after he goes off to sulk in embarrassment for a bit in private.

We call it Midnight Sun, and we have it for weeks on end Super Moons are awesome though!

You're afraid of pain, not the balls. The balls aren't at fault.

With bullets

I make the best noises.

Yay picnic *eats while inside*

~Roland was a warrior....

No comment. *snrk*

Silly Zodi. That's how you get lunch, not friends!

I can only imagine.

It's not a picanic if you do it inside. Then it's just a regular old boring basket lunch.

[TaiLiu]

Your simplicity is divine, TaiLoop!

Well. I suppose my nicknames rise to two, then.

One of my cats just stepped on its own tail while changing from sleep mode to stalking mode. He is not very good at this.

Ouch! Is he in pain?

[LaZodiac]

~Roland was a warrior....

No comment. *snrk*

Silly Zodi. That's how you get lunch, not friends!

I can only imagine.

It's not a picanic if you do it inside. Then it's just a regular old boring basket lunch.

Interesting song, never heard it before. I like it though.

Ballsballsballsballsballs

Right, I forgot that.

Most of my noises are actually pained noises cause I am clumsy and hurt myself a lot X_X

Good point. I guess I'll eat on my deck then. Though I'd need those things that keep bugs away.

[FinnLassie]

Well. I suppose my nicknames rise to two, then.

I-it's not like I have more stored up for f-future reference or anything...

[TaiLiu]

I-it's not like I have more stored up for f-future reference or anything...

I feel bad for having no nicknames for you, now.

[FinnLassie]

I feel bad for having no nicknames for you, now.

It's ok my little Taiphoon. Finn's perfectly fine.

[Taet]

You can have outdoor meals on a screened porch, LaZodiac. Picnics have to be all the way outside and somewhere where you can spill food and have it fall into the dirt. Otherwise eating fast food in the parking lot would be a picnic too. It's fun but it is not a picnic. Funny. That means that eating ice cream while riding a bike would be a picnic. I'm not sure about this now.

The cat was not hurt or even aware. His tail is very long and has a tip of fur, and he stood on that. He has tips and toe hairs and they look odd on a short haired cat.

[TaiLiu]

It's ok my little Taiphoon. Finn's perfectly fine.

Finn-kin, stop giving me so many nicknames!

The cat was not hurt or even aware. His tail is very long and has a tip of fur, and he stood on that. He has tips and toe hairs and they look odd on a short haired cat.

Ah! He is a strange looking cat, then?

[Coidzor]

I-it's not like I have more stored up for f-future reference or anything...

>_< Gack. Too much adorable.

Ouch! Is he in pain?

Briefly? He's a cat. They're fairly robust. Especially when it's something as light as a cat stepping on its tail a while ago.

Interesting song, never heard it before. I like it though.

Ballsballsballsballsballs

Right, I forgot that.

Most of my noises are actually pained noises cause I am clumsy and hurt myself a lot X_X

Good point. I guess I'll eat on my deck then. Though I'd need those things that keep bugs away.

Warren Zevon. Learn to love him.

You and your balls.

We forgive you. Though we still want you to get out there and make friends. Dinner is just a plus, though avoid the moose.

Citronella candles? Bug spray? Fire?!

[LaZodiac]

I-it's not like I have more stored up for f-future reference or anything...

D'aw, that's adorable! Tsundere Lassie is the best

@Coidzor: I'm talking about those little swirly things that you burn.

[Coidzor]

You can have outdoor meals on a screened porch, LaZodiac. Picnics have to be all the way outside and somewhere where you can spill food and have it fall into the dirt. Otherwise eating fast food in the parking lot would be a picnic too. It's fun but it is not a picnic. Funny. That means that eating ice cream while riding a bike would be a picnic. I'm not sure about this now.

The cat was not hurt or even aware. His tail is very long and has a tip of fur, and he stood on that. He has tips and toe hairs and they look odd on a short haired cat.

Eating ice cream while riding a bike is a nifty feat.

How adorable. I love with kitties have those fuzzy-wuzzy toes. I make fun of them for having hobbit feet like me.

D'aw, that's adorable! Tsundere Lassie is the best

@Coidzor: I'm talking about those little swirly things that you burn.

Of course.

But not citronella candles? No idea then.

[LaZodiac]

Of course.

But not citronella candles? No idea then.

I don't know what those are

[Dimonite]

You'd be afraid of balls after getting hit by a football (the correct kind, not the 'Murrikan one!) in the stomach more than sodding once. Or getting a wee bounce ball to your eye.

I've gotten hit in the face with basketballs more times than I can count. As a matter of fact, I can't think of a type of ball that hasn't hit me in the head.

This sounds like an excellent excuse to create a archetypical DnD party! I'll be the Rogue!

I wanna be a sorcerer!

EDIT:

AAAAAAAAAA we need a new thread guys!

Calm yourself, ma'am. Rawhide did say it was OK if we went a page or two over 50.

[TaiLiu]

I've gotten hit in the face with basketballs more times than I can count. As a matter of fact, I can't think of a type of ball that hasn't hit me in the head.

A glass ball...?

[Taet]

Useless. That's what citronella candles are. At least they smell nice. They are not any good at keeping insects away even if that is why they are made and sold.

Eating while riding a bike is easy. Just remember that if you only have one brake you have to keep that hand empty in case you meet a red light. It gets messy otherwise. It's an It's-It.

How about a foil ball?

[Amidus Drexel]

...Darn it; I didn't think about this. Now I just sound sexist.

Not really. You were talking about the stereotypical adventuring party. One of the stereotypical adventures is "save the princess".

Nope.

... *shrug*

What'd I tell you about monkey knife fights!?

...*sigh* Not to use a double-sided butterfly in both hands.

Ballsballsballsballsballs

I am taking this, because it'll be even funnier out of context.

[enderlord99]

avoid the moose.:

They're friendly though, as long as you don't try to use a toothbrush to carve your name into them. If you were referencing toxic salmon from the same group, it's "mousse."

[TaiLiu]

Not really. You were talking about the stereotypical adventuring party. One of the stereotypical adventures is "save the princess".

Is that not for fairy tales? It seems - to me - that a stereotypical adventure is to go into a dungeon, stab the inhabitants, take their stuff, and leave.

... *shrug*

Mm? Why the confused face?

[enderlord99]

Apparently, I've been a tumor longer than even Dimonite has been a pancreas*.


*organ chosen at random.

[TaiLiu]

Apparently, I've been a tumor longer than even Dimonite has been a pancreas*.

*organ chosen at random.

I don't understand.

[enderlord99]

I don't understand.

In the body that is this forum.

I'm saying I thought Dimonite had been here longer than me, but he hadn't. Likewise with Letter-jumble-man.

[TaiLiu]

In the body that is this forum.

I'm saying I thought Dimonite had been here longer than me, but he hadn't. Likewise with Letter-jumble-man.

Oh. Why would you call yourself a tumour?

[Amidus Drexel]

Is that not for fairy tales? It seems - to me - that a stereotypical adventure is to go into a dungeon, stab the inhabitants, take their stuff, and leave.

Mm? Why the confused face?

Eh, they're really pretty close. The inhabitants probably stole the princess. I mean, there are more than one stereotypical adventures.

I had figured you were a dude. (and while you don't have your gender listed, the internet tends to default to "he"). That, and you never corrected me in the several months I've been calling you a he.

Apparently, I've been a tumor longer than even Dimonite has been a pancreas*.

Your metaphors are as obtuse as your humor, and you barely participate in the conversations here. I'm not really sure what you want us to do.