Crush'd

[ForzaFiori]

No, it is a real life relationship. The mechanics are a bit different, but there's still two very real people involved on either end.

unless u crush on a bot.

then there is only 1 very real people involved.

[Pyrian]

So internet relationships can be just as..."real" as a real life one? Interesting...

Perhaps more to the point, a "real life" relationship can be almost as fake as an internet relationship.

[Serpentine]

Damn it, I just can't seem to stop acquiring crushes.

Ooo oo, someone new*? Do tell!


*Not intended to impugn upon the genuineness of any previous crushes.

edit: Never mind, found it

[AngelSword]

edit: Never mind, found it

Correction: You found one.

[Serpentine]

Ooo oo, tell tell! G'orn. G-'ooooooorrrrrrn! Come o-oooonnnnnn, tell me, I wanna knooooooow! Please? I'll be good, honest!

edit: Swoot. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Whinging. Does. Work.

[phoenixineohp]

*Walks in carrying a small wooden box in her hands*

It is late in my province and I'm sleepy, so forgive me for not responding about previous entries yet. (Syka especially if I skimmed right. We'll chat. Huggles are certainly offered.)

*Walks up to the fourth wall and carefully opens the box. Slowly reaches in and pulls out a large Tokay gecko. Holds it gently near the wall until it clues in and scampers off. Pulls out several more Tokays, affixing them to the wall. Finally when the box is empty, shuts it and walks carefully away from the wall.*

There, that should do it.

*Giggles slightly at them all before quietly waving goodnight to any observers and heading off.*

[Hell Puppi]

Ooo oo, tell tell! G'orn. G-'ooooooorrrrrrn! Come o-oooonnnnnn, tell me, I wanna knooooooow! Please? I'll be good, honest!

edit: Swoot. Let this be a lesson to you, kids: Whinging. Does. Work.

Yeah but WE don't know, and I'm horribly nosy.

[Serpentine]

Serves you right for not being a prying, whingy little juvenile then, doesn't it?
Pxp... I don' get it

[Castaras]

The glass is Only Half Full.

The glass is poisoned.

...What? That's what I always say.

[Yiel]

*leaves lurking to chase the geckos about the walls*





*slams into wall and falls backwards*

*rubs sore head*

Anyway, my advice for those who have crushes is that its often best to tell them. I can be as thick as two bricks, and had no idea my partner liked me too until he sat me down and told me (this was over two years ago mind you).

[Rawhide]

*attests to being thicker than two bricks*

[Serpentine]

>is probably not thicker than any number of bricks, but is more paranoid than a cat<

[Pyrian]

Anyway, my advice for those who have crushes is that its often best to tell them. I can be as thick as two bricks, and had no idea my partner liked me too until he sat me down and told me (this was over two years ago mind you).

Heh, I'm not noted for being subtle, but I hate being straight up, too. Generally if I like a woman I compliment her. Usually a lot. They usually get the message...

[ForzaFiori]

*is both thicker than bricks AND more paranoid than a cat*

no wonder i have trouble telling my crushes i like them.

[Death, your friend the Reaper]

Heh, I'm not noted for being subtle, but I hate being straight up, too. Generally if I like a woman I compliment her. Usually a lot. They usually get the message...

Girl: "Hey there Pry-"

Pryian:"Hey the, did I mention your brilliance radiates from you like the sun?"

Girl: "Um..."

Pryian: "And the way you said um, the formation on it from your perfect lips brings tears to my eyes"

*The girl backs away*

Pryian: "Ah, have to go my goddess of all things magical and great? I didn't get your name? ....Did anyone tell you look like a parking ticket while you run away, mighty fine?"


Yeah, I can see it working

V Where? *shocked look*

[Jibar]

Did anyone tell you look like a parking ticket while you run away, mighty fine?"

I'll handle this.

ARGH!
BAD JOKE!
The pain!
The unbelievable pain!

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

Well, I have come to certain conclusions about the crush I HAD. The most important being that it won't work. There are several reasons for this.

1: There's about 2000 miles between us. The odds of us meeting are extremely slim, as neither of us is sitting on a stack of money to run and meet the other.

2: She's extremely busy with events in her life, and I...do nothing important with my days. I feel more like I'm interrupting her than taking time to chat. Hence, I usually wait for her to initiate the AIM chats to avoid bugging her.

3: There's a quality that doesn't quite translate via the internet. You see, when you meet someone, you can get a certain vibe off them. Because this person can't get that, she claims there can be not romantic attachment. Foolishly, I have had online relationship and paid a heavy price for them, so I can understand. But also foolishly, I'm still willing to give it a shot. She isn't.

Thus, we are friends. And a testing friendship, it has become.

Me: Blah, blah, blah...joke.
Her: Haha!
Me: Blah, blah blah...complain.
Her: Awww...me too.
Me: Well, at least blah, blah, blah...joke.
Her: (After five minutes of mysterious silence) Haha!

(I know one of you clowns out there is just DYING to criticize the fact that all I say is "blah, blah, blah." It's called FILLER! So hush! )

It's those mystery silences that make me sit here and wonder if I said something wrong. Then she returns to explain why she took so long to respond. Sometimes, she actually says something about needing a few minutes away from the computer. Other times, there's nothing until after the fact. Thus, I am left to wonder what I did wrong, if anything, until she comes back.

*sigh*

I wish people wouldn't have lives. It cramps my style.

Anyway, I guess I'm free to try again with someone else. Maybe Hellpuppi. Her breasts can hold a kitten!

[SDF]

Not gonna tell us who? Smooth operator :P

*hug* hey I feel you.

[Bor the Barbarian Monk]

No, I will not tell you who the crush was. That's out of respect for her. She has enough going on without you heathens busting her chops.

[FdL]

It's those mystery silences that make me sit here and wonder if I said something wrong. Then she returns to explain why she took so long to respond. Sometimes, she actually says something about needing a few minutes away from the computer. Other times, there's nothing until after the fact. Thus, I am left to wonder what I did wrong, if anything, until she comes back.

Yeah, this particular detail sucks about instant messaging. I've had my experiences with a girl and IM, and sometimes it drove me crazy. She wouldn't reply or would take long times to reply, which eventually frustrated and tired me and made me forget about the whole thing. Of course, this wasn't this way before I told her that I liked her :S

Silly me, there's some people out there I just can't understand :(

[Jibar]

Anyway, I guess I'm free to try again with someone else. Maybe Hellpuppi. Her breasts can hold a kitten!

Okay, I gotta ask, I don't want to, but the overwhelming amount of curiosity could kill said kitten.
How do you know this thing?

[Nomrom]

There was a picture of this in one of the you threads.

EDIT: Here we go, it was in this post.

[JellyPooga]

*Walks up to the fourth wall and carefully opens the box. Slowly reaches in and pulls out a large Tokay gecko. Holds it gently near the wall until it clues in and scampers off. Pulls out several more Tokays, affixing them to the wall. Finally when the box is empty, shuts it and walks carefully away from the wall.*

*Walks in and looks at the wall, sits down cross-legged and gawps at geckos, sniggering*

hee hee hee...heh heh...wibble...

*slowly falls over to one side, still cross-legged and sniggering*

...oh phoenixineohp, how I love your love of all things small and scaly...

[Sean92k]

I feel for you Bor, I'm in the same situation. Except I'm still mid crush -_-U. Why does the gretest girl ever live on the other side of the planet

[Cyrano]

I feel for you Bor, I'm in the same situation. Except I'm still mid crush -_-U. Why does the gretest girl ever live on the other side of the planet

Dude, you know I'm like, right outside your house right now. What're you on?

[Sean92k]

Dude, you know I'm like, right outside your house right now. What're you on?

I truthfully looked out the window, just the same old same old

[Cyrano]

I truthfully looked out the window, just the same old same old

What, do you think I'd let you SEE me? I'm stalkin' ya! Bein' sneaky!

[Sean92k]

What, do you think I'd let you SEE me? I'm stalkin' ya! Bein' sneaky!

Damn... you're good

[Cyrano]

That's what your....no, I won't do it. But know that you owe me one, mister.

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phoenixineohp, don't read this.

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Srsly, don't.

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I mean it.

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Yeah, anyways, I have a bigger crush on Bor now that he sorta left and sorta came back than I did before. It's nice to see someone go through so much and still be able to deal with it all. I can't even deal with it all, and I live relatively comfortably. Yeah. Anyway. HAWT.

[SDF]

No, I will not tell you who the crush was. That's out of respect for her. She has enough going on without you heathens busting her chops.

Heh, I was just kidding. I definitely get the too much going on thing @_@ Weee <- thats me going insane ;P