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2009-09-30, 03:22 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
*Buries myself in a crypt somewhere*
YOU NEVER FIND ME NOW!
...I hope...
*Screams in horror as the thought of the ABD spawning an army of Half-Dragons re-enters my brain*
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2009-09-30, 03:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-30, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
AHHHHH...What is thy bidding my master?
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2009-09-30, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-30, 03:47 PM (ISO 8601)
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- A nice, sparkly place.
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Oh dear...
This doesn't look good...
If anyone wants me to free them from the Cleric of Belkar's control. Let me know.
In the mean time... Mind Blank!Last edited by Silverraptor; 2009-09-30 at 03:47 PM.
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2009-09-30, 03:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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DeviantArt
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2009-09-30, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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2009-09-30, 03:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Nov 2006
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-09-30 at 03:53 PM.
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2009-09-30, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Master tells me to hump ABD.
Me hump ABD for master.
*Drools like a mindless buffon*
My subconciusness: HELP!
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2009-09-30, 04:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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2009-09-30, 04:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
I cast Meteor Swarm on both dragons several times, bind their souls so it won't happen again and cast Mind Blank on everyone in the vicinity.
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 04:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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DeviantArt
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2009-09-30, 04:33 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-09-30 at 04:38 PM.
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2009-09-30, 04:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Last edited by TheBibliophile; 2009-09-30 at 04:44 PM.
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 04:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
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DeviantArt
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2009-09-30, 05:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Last edited by The Dark Fiddler; 2009-09-30 at 06:32 PM.
It's been a bit, GitP. If you're reading this, you're either digging through old stuff, or I've posted for the first time in forever.
If you want to stay in touch, reach out to me on twitter (same username).
The best answer is always to ask your DM.
Unless you're the DM, in which case you should talk to your players.
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2009-09-30, 07:32 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
I've decided to spit out something on that thing I made a banner on earlier, with Haley x Durkon.
SpoilerThe desert breeze tossed another bit of grit inbetween Haley's teeth as she dodged behind a pillar. She'd just distracted Elan with a game involving urns and did not want him to see her again now. "Haley!" he called as he walked right by her, oblivious as always. "Where'd you go?"
As he moved out of earshot, Haley breathed a sigh of relief and made her way through across town to a little out of the way inn that catered to "special interests." The innkeeper grinned and winked as she passed through up to her room.
Inside, Durkon was waiting for her, already stripped of clothing above the waist. She feasted her eyes on his small but powerful chest, admiring his fuzzy dwarf hair; she couldn't wait to start tugging on it. "Heya, Durkon," she said seductively, casting him a little wink.
Durkon smiled and bowed his head. "'allo, me Mistress," he intoned respectively. The sound of his title for her caused an instant feral smirk to grace her face. "Oooh, starting with that already?" She bounced over to him and ran her hand over his smooth pate. "You just really like this too much, don't you?"
Durkon shivered in delight. "Yes, Mistress."
Haley giggled. "I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that." She suddenly slapped him in the face. Durkon let out a low rumble of pain mixed with a pleasured laugh. "Now then," Haley said, inching her face down to his and running her tongue over his lips, "shall we start with the whip, or the paddle?"
That was fun to write.
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2009-09-30, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
...
I think I may need to take a break here for a while. I've written all usable material dry since the lack of comic updates.
...
And, you know, what's happening right now.
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2009-09-30, 07:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Mind Blank! Mind Blank!
It's too late! My only option is surgery by evocation!
Delayed Blast Fireball.
*inserts capsule into specific area of brain*
*detonates*
KABOOOM!
The pain... the pain....
Now I can't remember why I did that!
EDIT:
*recovers*
What is happening right now?
Apart from the Haley x Durkon BDSM, that is... oh. Oh no. I still remember! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!Last edited by TheBibliophile; 2009-09-30 at 07:42 PM.
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- It would break your mind.
Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
*Comes back again*
Another long absence, man this is getting...
*Looks at thread to this point*
OH my gods! The horror! THE HORROR!\
*hurls self out window*Last edited by Malkar Grumbo; 2009-09-30 at 07:49 PM.
I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 11
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2009-09-30, 07:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 07:50 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
"Support for my theory continues to accrue at an alarming rate.
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2009-09-30, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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- It would break your mind.
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2009-09-30, 07:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
My girlfriend has very pronounced canines. They're almost fang-like. Not that I'm complaining... Its kinda cute, in a weird sort of way that I've never actually comprehended.
Yeah, I just skipped the HaleyxDurkon thing. I'd rather not have that abcess in my brain matter for the rest of my life.
Edit: Oh right, I need to write crack... Uh... GRRRRR, I can't think of ANYTHING!! >.<Last edited by Lycan 01; 2009-09-30 at 07:51 PM.
Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-09-30, 07:52 PM (ISO 8601)
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- It would break your mind.
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2009-09-30, 07:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied
Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
Books are a mind-altering substance. Therefore, I am high all the time.
My old avatars. Thanks, y'all!
Some poetry I've written. Constructive criticism warmly welcomed.
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2009-09-30, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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- Sep 2009
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- It would break your mind.