My Little Pony LXXIII: Luna's Sordid Dreams? I'm Not Googling That...

[HalfTangible]

I'm sorry to say, Lichie, but I've been to the future, and becoming a god right now would actually lesson your potential power.

..... Not sure if that typo was on purpose.

[Rater202]

..... Not sure if that typo was on purpose.

what typo?

[HalfTangible]

what typo?

"Lesson" in place of "Lessen".

[Rater202]

"Lesson" in place of "Lessen".

well it would be a lesson to.

a lesson in patience.

[HalfTangible]

well it would be a lesson too.

a lesson in patience.

FTFY

On topic(ish): Luna and Pipsqueak short.

[Aotrs Commander]

Guys, I think we're WELL beyond the point of rationality, logic or sanity! He's gone Mad With Power! Even if it's not real power! The sanity train has gone right past Reality Town and straight into Bonkers McCrazy-Ville! Look, in the absense of a choir, he's over there, trying to get Carnage Team to sing One Winged Angel!

And he's getting close to succeeding!

*waving a conductor's baton* And.. one more time, ladies and gentlemons!

Oh, Lichemaster...

♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Vigoroth!

♫Vigoroth!

*headdesk*

*headdesk*

This is not helping, hang on...

*magical girl-Lich-form*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

Much better.

What frightens me most is, given this is Bleakbane we're talking about, there's an outside chance that this might eventually even work!

I'm gonna try and talk him down, and maybe in an hour or two he'll have calmed down. Maybe. But I wouldn't bet on it.

[Rater202]

Guys, I think we're WELL beyond the point of rationality, logic or sanity! He's gone Mad With Power! Even if it's not real power! The sanity train has gone right past Reality Town and straight into Bonkers McCrazy-Ville! Look, in the absense of a choir, he's over there, trying to get Carnage Team to sing One Winged Angel!

And he's getting close to succeeding!

*waving a conductor's baton* And.. one more time, ladies and gentlemons!

Oh, Lichemaster...

♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Vigoroth!

♫Vigoroth!

*headdesk*

*headdesk*

This is not helping, hang on...

*magical girl-Lich-form*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

Much better.

What frightens me most is, given this is Bleakbane we're talking about, there's an outside chance that this might eventually even work!

I'm gonna try and talk him down, and maybe in an hour or two he'll have calmed down. Maybe. But I wouldn't bet on it.

Okay, Hopereaver, I might be able to help you out.

but first, what type is his Arceus currently?

and second, you'll need to make a contract with me first.

[Alabenson]

Guys, I think we're WELL beyond the point of rationality, logic or sanity! He's gone Mad With Power! Even if it's not real power! The sanity train has gone right past Reality Town and straight into Bonkers McCrazy-Ville! Look, in the absense of a choir, he's over there, trying to get Carnage Team to sing One Winged Angel!

And he's getting close to succeeding!

*waving a conductor's baton* And.. one more time, ladies and gentlemons!

Oh, Lichemaster...

♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Vigoroth!

♫Vigoroth!

*headdesk*

*headdesk*

This is not helping, hang on...

*magical girl-Lich-form*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

Much better.

What frightens me most is, given this is Bleakbane we're talking about, there's an outside chance that this might eventually even work!

I'm gonna try and talk him down, and maybe in an hour or two he'll have calmed down. Maybe. But I wouldn't bet on it.

Wait, there's a simple way of handling this;
Bleakbane, you do realize that by becoming a deity, you remove most the nebulous restrictions keeping our resident goddess of shipping from claiming you as her deific snugglebunny, right?

[Beacon of Chaos]

Comic #13

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Bwahahahaha!

Yes, I do see Luffy hiding at the back there - I may not know my One Piece very well, but I got that one anyway...

No-one is going to comment on the CMC, Mac and granny being there? No-one? not even Pinkie?

Poor Spike. Again.

Giant crab! Ahahahahaha!

Please let Rarity be the one fighting it next issue...

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Haha! I missed Luffy first time round.

Yeah, I'm kinda baffled as to how the Apple Family got there too.

And yes, we really need Rarity vs. Giant Crab.

♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Vigoroth!

♫Vigoroth!

Hahaha! That's amazing!

[Humble Master]

Our local lich is now a god? I'm not surprised really.

Also, happy Thanksgiving!

[Madcrafter]

Considering one of the statted up portfolio sections of the Lix Lorn deity is "Aotrs Commander", I think I might be worried if I were him too.

[Lix Lorn]

>deity<

>deity<

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Lix Lorn: Chaotic Good Intermediate Deity

Portfolio: Magic, Grace, Aotrs Commander, Ponies, Cards, Beauty.

Domains: Good, Chaos, Magic, Travel, Knowledge, Lust, Planning, Luck.

Favored Weapon: Double Bladed Sword.

Symbol: A fractal spiral of Hearts.

Lix Lorn, Freest of spirits and patron of beauty, games and magic, shares a history with her Counterpart Aotrs Commander, in that it was thought there endless, ever escalating struggles that both managed to attain godhood. Lorn reins over all that is good which may come through freedom and good, and keeps a tight leash on her eternal Rival Aotrs Commander, even as he seeks eternally elusive even footing with her.

Lorn reins over all that is good which may come through freedom and good, and keeps a tight leash on her eternal Rival Aotrs Commander, even as he seeks eternally elusive even footing with her.

:33

/me glomps her fellow deity.

[Tectonic Robot]

I have requested my own goddish stats, but alas, I do not know if people on this forum knows me well enough to stat me in such a way. Poor show.

I'm going to liveblog my thoughts on the season premier sometime soon...

(Dear Lord, I had too much turkey today. And baby carrots boiled in butter and brown sugar. Too decadent.)

[Metahuman1]

Spoiler: Lix Lorn

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Lix Lorn: Chaotic Good Intermediate Deity

Portfolio: Magic, Grace, Aotrs Commander, Ponies, Cards, Beauty.

Domains: Good, Chaos, Magic, Travel, Knowledge, Lust, Planning, Luck.

Favored Weapon: Double Bladed Sword.

Symbol: A fractal spiral of Hearts.

Lix Lorn, Freest of spirits and patron of beauty, games and magic, shares a history with her Counterpart Aotrs Commander, in that it was thought there endless, ever escalating struggles that both managed to attain godhood. Lorn reins over all that is good which may come through freedom and good, and keeps a tight leash on her eternal Rival Aotrs Commander, even as he seeks eternally elusive even footing with her.

:33

/me glomps her fellow deity.

Also, since I've now been (rightfully) deified...

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I am your GOD ponythead!

AAAAAAH-hahahahahahahahahaha!

Uh.... Boss, I'm pretty sure that doesn't make you a...

Darkspark, you are now a cleric!

Pikaaaa?!

Go get a heavy mace and full plate from stores! I want to be granting spells as soon as possible! And get more converts! More belief is more power! More unfathomable power! I want to reach greater deity status by Tuesday week!

Um, boss, I'm almost positive that it doesn't actually works that-

UNFATHOMABLE DIVINE POWER!!!!!

*facepaw*

Chu, pika...

I hear ya...

Hopereaver, get more clerical supplies in! I want unholy symbols for everyone ASAP! They'll have to be starships, obviously!

Obviously...

And a backing choir of nonsense latin chanters to echo my every proclaimation!

Star-Sergeant, you-



You...



You...



...

-keep... doing... whatever it is you're doing! Chop, chop the rest of you! I demand tribute!

Your deity commands you!

Metahuman1, you're gonna pay for this, I swear to...

...

...

...

...

*sigh* ... I swear to... Bleakbane...

Woohoo!

-I'm gonna get you for this!

Guys, I think we're WELL beyond the point of rationality, logic or sanity! He's gone Mad With Power! Even if it's not real power! The sanity train has gone right past Reality Town and straight into Bonkers McCrazy-Ville! Look, in the absense of a choir, he's over there, trying to get Carnage Team to sing One Winged Angel!

And he's getting close to succeeding!

*waving a conductor's baton* And.. one more time, ladies and gentlemons!

Oh, Lichemaster...

♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Espeon ♫Arceus
♫Abra ♫Venusaur♫Pi
♫Vigoroth!

♫Vigoroth!

*headdesk*

*headdesk*

This is not helping, hang on...

*magical girl-Lich-form*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

*skulldesk*

Much better.

What frightens me most is, given this is Bleakbane we're talking about, there's an outside chance that this might eventually even work!

I'm gonna try and talk him down, and maybe in an hour or two he'll have calmed down. Maybe. But I wouldn't bet on it.

Considering one of the statted up portfolio sections of the Lix Lorn deity is "Aotrs Commander", I think I might be worried if I were him too.

Now, ya'll didn't think I was gonna deify the lich up into fancy god status with out taking reasonable precautions, like turning our dear goddess of the element of shipping into a higher ranking deity with direct control over him FOR EEEEEVERRR did you?



XD!


Edit: Also, Happy Thanksgiving Ponythread. And um, BTW, while yes, Ponies is one of Commanders areas, again, Lix out ranks him, has him on a leash, and also has Ponies as one of her things. See, counter measures.

Edit: Oh, um, and Commander, hate to say it but based on my polling, attractive Shipping related Goddesses who do magic and have free spirited personality's are polling better then Liches who are into structure and high tech weapons in pretty much all demographics presently. Thus, I think Lix can expect to maintain a significant lead in Deity status for, well, ever.

[Rater202]

I posted this Yesterday, but I thought I'd repost it because it is apropriate and because it's so D'aww

[Dirtytabs]

Happy Thanksgiving.

Or as we I say, happy Americans-talk-about-football-and-turkey Day.

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Don't ask why I chose Fluttershy. I'm not sure, either.

...I broke the page width.

[Metahuman1]

Happy Thanksgiving.

Or as we I say, happy Americans-talk-about-football-and-turkey Day.

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Don't ask why I chose Fluttershy. I'm not sure, either.

...


*stands between fluttershy and everyone.*

"First person/pony that mentions any traditional thanksgiving food items get's wasted."

[Tectonic Robot]

Happy Thanksgiving.

Or as we I say, happy Americans-talk-about-football-and-turkey Day.

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Don't ask why I chose Fluttershy. I'm not sure, either.

Mega level adorable.

[Rater202]

...


*stands between fluttershy and everyone.*

"First person/pony that mentions any traditional thanksgiving food items get's wasted."

pumpkin pie.

Now, wheres the Booze?

[Metahuman1]

pumpkin pie.

Now, wheres the Booze?

Not what I had in mind, but if it works.

*Throws bottles of Rum over a cliff* Better catch it!

[Rater202]

Mega level adorable.

Shy can't be mega level adorable.

she is only Champion level.

now, if she Jogresed with Wormmon.

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On that note, there are a lot of PonyxDigimon crossovers.

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Omnimon and Alphamon need to switch places in this pic.

[Beacon of Chaos]

The ultimate battle: Luna vs. MDW

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[Metahuman1]

The ultimate battle: Luna vs. MDW

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That's actually pretty cool. =)

[Gamerlord]

The ultimate battle: Luna vs. MDW

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It's a bit too slow moving IMO, but the sheer coolness and art quality manage to make up for it.

[Soras Teva Gee]

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*stands between fluttershy and everyone.*

"First person/pony that mentions any traditional thanksgiving food items get's wasted."

PLEASE FIX YOUR POST.

[Metahuman1]

PLEASE FIX YOUR POST.

? I'm sorry, but unless your referring to the unintentional booze joke, I'm not sure I grasp the problem?

[Gamerlord]

? I'm sorry, but unless your referring to the unintentional booze joke, I'm not sure I grasp the problem?

The unspoilered image is a screen-buster.

[Metahuman1]

Ah, well, that would explain it then, fixed, sorry for the trouble. =)

[Rater202]

Spoiler: Somepony is sick.

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Spoiler: What do all of these pictures have in common?

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[Soras Teva Gee]

What do all of these pictures have in common?

Ponies?

Your strange latex body suit obsession?