WOTC took that "hybrid race" thing too far

[Longcat]

can't most guys lift their woman? the traditional wedding thing is to carry her over the door and all that. might not be as easy, but still pretty common.

Depends on the couple. I the average guy who doesn't work can't lift an average 50-60kg woman.

On a side note, if you could do a mythological creature of your choice, what would it be?

For me, it'll be a tough call between a silver dragon, a vampire or a solar. Unless they'd be willing for a foursome, in which case there's no dilemma at all.

[taltamir]

Depends on the couple. I the average guy who doesn't work can't lift an average 50-60kg woman.

On a side note, if you could do a mythological creature of your choice, what would it be?

For me, it'll be a tough call between a silver dragon, a vampire or a solar. Unless they'd be willing for a foursome, in which case there's no dilemma at all.

foursome indeed... I mean, it will take several pages to write down the full list of mythological creatures I'd wanna do :)

As I always say, choosing is for monogamists.

[Blas_de_Lezo]

You know you would.



Don't judge me.

Of course she's sexy... because she doesn't look like a damn female dwarf!!

She has a totally human face, with a girly-girl expresion. Just drawing a hot chick with an axe and naming it "dwarf", doesn't mean a thing...

Here's a true fem dwarf:

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Yet another. Now a noble-aristocratic female dwarf, suposed to be beauty:

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And this is taking into account that none of the two fem dwarf have a slightly noticiable beard...

[Longcat]

foursome indeed... I mean, it will take several pages to write down the full list of mythological creatures I'd wanna do :)

Just stick with MM1 for the time being ;)

I mean, you gotta prioritize, right?

As I always say, choosing is for monogamists.

Monogamy is hard enough in RL... add in MM1-5, and it becomes impossible

[Starbuck_II]

Why do the "dwarf"'er pictures have bigger chests?

[Vizzerdrix]

Depends on the couple. I the average guy who doesn't work can't lift an average 50-60kg woman.

On a side note, if you could do a mythological creature of your choice, what would it be?

If I could pick only one? A werewolf. Insert peanut butter joke here

Now if if more than one, Anything but the undead or elves.

[Touchy]

Why do the "dwarf"'er pictures have bigger chests?

Because we are posting beautiful by dwarf standards, they still like it big you know.

Also: Changeling, in their true form.

[taltamir]

Of course she's sexy... because she doesn't look like a damn female dwarf!!

she isn't a female dwarf, she is a female Mul (half human, half dwarf). And her features and proportions are somewhat dwarfish, she looks like she is very short and somewhat stockier then a human woman.

[Vizzerdrix]

Nothing stocky about her. Short yes but not stocky. Cute though. I'd throw down a few plat for a roll, just saying.

[Eldariel]

Now if if more than one, Anything but the undead or elves.

You should go see a doctor. You're leaking stupid all over the internet.

[taltamir]

Nothing stocky about her. Short yes but not stocky. Cute though. I'd throw down a few plat for a roll, just saying.

I compliment her looks, I'd say I want to do her... but I wouldn't go around suggesting that she is a whore. (even a very expensive one)... what kind of compliment is that supposed to be?

PS.A platinum coin is 100 gold right? a single gold coin is about 60 to 80 USD... so thats 6000-8000$ per platinum coin...

[Touchy]

You should go see a doctor. You're leaking stupid all over the internet.

Who'd want an elf, they would be talking about how much elf men were better than you, and generally putting you down for being a human.

[taltamir]

Not wanting elves is understandable... A lot of people think "mialee the deformed anthro cricket" when they think elf; because of WOTC choice in "art" for elves... and who would want that? *barf*

[Eldariel]

Who'd want an elf, they would be talking about how much elf men were better than you, and generally putting you down for being a human.

They've had hundreds of years to hone their craft, while still being youthful. And magic spices things up nicely. And it's not so much the elves telling you they're better as humans having some silly inferiority complex.

Not wanting elves is understandable... A lot of people think "mialee the deformed anthro cricket" when they think elf; because of WOTC choice in "art" for elves... and who would want that? *barf*

I thought we established "Mialee is a purple mutant frog" long ago?

[taltamir]

They've had hundreds of years to hone their craft, while still being youthful. And magic spices things up nicely. And it's not so much the elves telling you they're better as humans having some silly inferiority complex.

pfft... they have had hundreds of years and still can't match a human 1/5th their age in skill.
elves are vastly inferior.

[Eldariel]

pfft... they have had hundreds of years and still can't match a human 1/5th their age in skill.
elves are vastly inferior.

And yet it's the humans talking about how the elves are so superior. Funny how that works.

[Vizzerdrix]

You should go see a doctor. You're leaking stupid all over the internet.

Pssst. Your Douche bag is showing. Might wanna cover that up.

As for why I wouldn't touch an elf, I do not like scrawny old women thank you very much. Especially when they need five times as long to do anything.

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Yeaaaah no. Everything else is fine by me, but the elf I could use like a xylophone so no thanks.

[Touchy]

They've had hundreds of years to hone their craft, while still being youthful. And magic spices things up nicely. And it's not so much the elves telling you they're better as humans having some silly inferiority complex.



I thought we established "Mialee is a purple mutant frog" long ago?

Inferiority complex? I don't remember having that, I'm sure its more of "elves think their better" than "Humans think their worse than elves".

[taltamir]

read this about elven inferiority:

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...07#post7704407

[Eldariel]

Pssst. Your Douche bag is showing. Might wanna cover that up.

You mean this? I don't really see why that'd be a problem

As for why I wouldn't touch an elf, I do not like scrawny old women thank you very much. Especially when they need five times as long to do anything.

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Yeaaaah no. Everything else is fine by me, but the elf I could use like a xylophone so no thanks.

I thought we already concluded that Mialee is a mutant frog, not an Elf.

Inferiority complex? I don't remember having that, I'm sure its more of "elves think their better" than "Humans think their worse than elves".

Sure, you think they think that. It's really all in your mind.

read this about elven inferiority:

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...07#post7704407

Maybe the high-level Elven Wizards just don't care enough to make themselves known, preferring to expand the boundaries of magic and their own knowledge instead of dealing with hordes of fangirls.

On a metagame level, we'll have to remember that the only reason the limitations are in the place in the first place is to avoid having Elves break the game entirely. So Elves are just toning down their performance to let the lesser races shine think they're doing something.

[Coidzor]

Ah, putting the romance back in necromancer. Just remember kids, necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry! Or anything else, for that matter.

JaronK

This reminds me. My roomie was in an icebreaking activity at some camp over the summer, and they were going around and saying what member of the undead they would be if they were undead. And the blonde next to him gets confused and says "Necrophiliac," so he just says "fresh corpse." The snickering and some one else whispering into her ear caused her to develop freckles.

[Touchy]

Sure, you think they think that. It's really all in your mind.

Of course it's in my mind, those are my perceptions of the fantasy(or not real) elves, I've always thought them as such, and I am allowed to do so with my interpretations of fantasy creatures, you wonder why people argue if dog people or dragon-loving kobolds is the better interpretation. This is how they were always presented to me and thats how I will do so. Maybe if you were DMing for me, I would understand how elves are better than me in every way, but no, in my fantasy universes, elves are pricks.

[Vizzerdrix]

This reminds me. My roomie was in an icebreaking activity at some camp over the summer, and they were going around and saying what member of the undead they would be if they were undead. And the blonde next to him gets confused and says "Necrophiliac," so he just says "fresh corpse." The snickering and some one else whispering into her ear caused her to develop freckles.

Adorable ^_^

Also, i did not know one could develop freckles. neat.

[Coidzor]

PS.A platinum coin is 100 gold right? a single gold coin is about 60 to 80 USD... so thats 6000-8000$ per platinum coin...

1 plat = 10 gold.
1 gold = 10 silver
1 silver = 10 cp
1 cp = Federal Prison For Life.

1 electrum = ???

[absolmorph]

Depends on the couple. I the average guy who doesn't work can't lift an average 50-60kg woman.

On a side note, if you could do a mythological creature of your choice, what would it be?

For me, it'll be a tough call between a silver dragon, a vampire or a solar. Unless they'd be willing for a foursome, in which case there's no dilemma at all.

Probably a solar.
Really, I just want something that could easily kill me if I pissed it off, but is still pretty attractive. Which is rather stupid; I enjoy being irritating.
There's also a character from Warcraft lore I'd go for (Alexstrasza). Seriously. I'd make half-dragons with her.

[taltamir]

Probably a solar.
Really, I just want something that could easily kill me if I pissed it off, but is still pretty attractive. Which is rather stupid; I enjoy being irritating.
There's also a character from Warcraft lore I'd go for (Alexstrasza). Seriously. I'd make half-dragons with her.

in a fantasy setting, my goal in life would be to impregnate as many "higher" beings as possible... solars, demons, dragons, etc...
:)

[Coidzor]

Solars: Those are the ones which are big enough to fit a fully grown human man inside of them, right? 30 feet tall and all that jazz?

Or was it halflings and gnomes that were famous for having died in that manner?

Adorable ^_^

Also, i did not know one could develop freckles. neat.

Well, there might be a bit of hyperbole there. But she was blushing something fierce, haha.

[Eldariel]

Of course it's in my mind, those are my perceptions of the fantasy(or not real) elves, I've always thought them as such, and I am allowed to do so with my interpretations of fantasy creatures, you wonder why people argue if dog people or dragon-loving kobolds is the better interpretation. This is how they were always presented to me and thats how I will do so. Maybe if you were DMing for me, I would understand how elves are better than me in every way, but no, in my fantasy universes, elves are pricks.

Aye, prejudice is your god-given right. Also, if I wasn't clear enough, I'm not being wholly serious. I am, however, quite amused.

[Coidzor]

Aye, prejudice is your god-given right. Also, if I wasn't clear enough, I'm not being wholly serious. I am, however, quite amused.

Indeed. And this amusing little diversion is why I can't think of Varsuvius as anything other than hermaphroditic.

[absolmorph]

Indeed. And this amusing little diversion is why I can't think of Varsuvius as anything other than hermaphroditic.

Oh, wow.
That's hilarious!