Mercenary Pen's Meticulously Planned Machine of Prose Random Banter #182

[Mutant Sheep]

BURN ME WITH IT

Now remember kiddies, too much care can HURT.

[MoonCat]

Everyone gets a big group hug!

Fine, fine. <huggleattackles>

<teddyangst>

<hugs> You don't need to worry man, and you seemed pretty stressed at the time. Go get some sleep now.

ION: Woohoo, Empire Strikes Back. Popcorn.

[LaZodiac]

I started a hug party! My job here today is done~

Also, Moonie, how did your not date go? Come online and tell me and stuuuuuuuff!

[MoonCat]

I started a hug party! My job here today is done~

Also, Moonie, how did your not date go? Come online and tell me and stuuuuuuuff!

Let me jsut say, I never thought it was possible to under completely innocent circumstances leave scratch marks on the back of a dude's neck, but I appear to have achieved that. Like, really, it would have been one of those scenarios from a comedy that would have had everyone going 'really? That is such an unrealistic pile-up of events.' And it happened.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Let me jsut say, I never thought it was possible to under completely innocent circumstances leave scratch marks on the back of a dude's neck, but I appear to have achieved that. Like, really, it would have been one of those scenarios from a comedy that would have had everyone going 'really? That is such an unrealistic pile-up of events.' And it happened.

...

...mhmm. Mhmm.

*sniff*...our little Moonie, all grown up...mauling her first boy in a fit of passion...

[LaZodiac]

Let me jsut say, I never thought it was possible to under completely innocent circumstances leave scratch marks on the back of a dude's neck, but I appear to have achieved that. Like, really, it would have been one of those scenarios from a comedy that would have had everyone going 'really? That is such an unrealistic pile-up of events.' And it happened.

Oh do tell. I'm quite curious

[MoonCat]

...

...mhmm. Mhmm.

*sniff*...our little Moonie, all grown up...mauling her first boy in a fit of passion...

It was an accident! And not like that! And I think we're just going to be friends anyway.

Oh do tell. I'm quite curious

He was hiding in a darkened corner because we'd ended up hanging out in some old military bunkers. I have long fingernails, and when I slammed my hand into him because I couldn't see him, I accidentaly raked my fingernails alongside his neck. THAT IS IT.

[LaZodiac]

I'm not accusing you of any debauchery, I just wanted to know as I haven't ever done anything like this at all. Hanging out with friends and stuff.

I am curious why you guys were doing in the dark corner of a military base, too.

[Cobra_Ikari]

It was an accident! And not like that! And I think we're just going to be friends anyway.

Mhmm. Suuure, we believe you.

I'm sorry to hear that. Is it because you think he's not interested in you, or because in spending time with him, you changed your mind about how much you crushed?

He was hiding in a darkened corner because we'd ended up hanging out in some old military bunkers. I have long fingernails, and when I slammed my hand into him because I couldn't see him, I accidentaly raked my fingernails alongside his neck. THAT IS IT.

...you hung out in dark, abandoned military bunkers alone with this boy, and you expect us to believe such a flimsy story?

[MoonCat]

I'm not accusing you of any debauchery, I just wanted to know as I haven't ever done anything like this at all. Hanging out with friends and stuff.

I am curious why you guys were doing in the dark corner of a military base, too.

Cobra. Move to Canadia. Naow.

We have bunkers. And it wasn't a ark corner, he just ran off into one, and I couldn't find him.

Mhmm. Suuure, we believe you.

I'm sorry to hear that. Is it because you think he's not interested in you, or because in spending time with him, you changed your mind about how much you crushed?

...you hung out in dark, abandoned military bunkers alone with this boy, and you expect us to believe such a flimsy story?

It's true!

Changed my mind. And don't be sorry, I have a cool friend now!

Okay, firstly, it wasn't alone, there was a tourist school group there, as well as all the adults who come over from the islands. Secondly, it wasn't dark, it was just a maze, and sometimes there were passages that were blocked off from light. Stop making it sound worse than it is!

[LaZodiac]

We have bunkers. And it wasn't a ark corner, he just ran off into one, and I couldn't find him.

It's true!

Changed my mind. And don't be sorry, I have a cool friend now!

Okay, firstly, it wasn't alone, there was a tourist school group there, as well as all the adults who come over from the islands. Secondly, it wasn't dark, it was just a maze, and sometimes there were passages that were blocked off from light. Stop making it sound worse than it is!

Aaah, ok. Yay for friends! And yay for tours! I'm glad you had fun Moony

[Cobra_Ikari]

Cobra. Move to Canadia. Naow.

We have bunkers. And it wasn't a ark corner, he just ran off into one, and I couldn't find him.

You already told me to do that!

And don't worry, I've already made plans with Zodi to take her out to enjoy every hangy-outy thing her town has to offer, among other things.

...so...he found a secreted away place, where no one could see you two, and you immediately pursued him into it?

It's true!

Changed my mind. And don't be sorry, I have a cool friend now!

Okay, firstly, it wasn't alone, there was a tourist school group there, as well as all the adults who come over from the islands. Secondly, it wasn't dark, it was just a maze, and sometimes there were passages that were blocked off from light. Stop making it sound worse than it is!

Ah, well, I'm glad to hear you got an awesome friend out of things. ^_^

Ah, so you weren't alone, you just tried using the darkened mazes to lose your companions and have a bit of alone time, hmm?

Also, these are totally toned down from how suggestive they originally were. And I originally read "passages" as "passions". You have no idea how much fun I'm having with this.

[MoonCat]

Aaah, ok. Yay for friends! And yay for tours! I'm glad you had fun Moony

Thank you. But why yay for tours?

You already told me to do that!

...so...he found a secreted away place, where no one could see you two, and you immediately pursued him into it?

Ah, well, I'm glad to hear you got an awesome friend out of things. ^_^

Ah, so you weren't alone, you just tried using the darkened mazes to lose your companions and have a bit of alone time, hmm?

Also, these are totally toned down from how suggestive they originally were. And I originally read "passages" as "passions". You have no idea how much fun I'm having with this.

So get hopping!

No! It was like, almost outside, it just happened to turn off and not get any light becuase bunkers are designed to be really creepy.

Yup.

...We didn't have any companions.

IT WASN'T LiKE THAT I SWEAR

[LaZodiac]

Thank you. But why yay for tours?

Well, because it sounds like something nifty, is all. I've never been on a tour

And don't worry Moonie, I believe you.

[MoonCat]

Well, because it sounds like something nifty, is all. I've never been on a tour

And don't worry Moonie, I believe you.

I wasn't on a tour either.

Good! <pats>

[LaZodiac]

I wasn't on a tour either.

Good! <pats>

I thought that was what you meant when you said tourist group XP

Thanks

But yha. Glad you had fun Moony. Glad you had fun

[Cobra_Ikari]

So get hopping!

I fully intend to, whenever she's ready for me to visit. =3

No! It was like, almost outside, it just happened to turn off and not get any light becuase bunkers are designed to be really creepy.

...We didn't have any companions.

IT WASN'T LiKE THAT I SWEAR

...no companions? So what was all that protesting about there being a tour group around and everything? *suspicious eyebrow raise, knowing smirk*

And don't worry Moonie, I believe you.

Mhmm. Says the girl who just had me type up the original, more risque version of Moonie's secret time with her crush in a dark bunker. Don't you play innocent and leave me with all the blame.

[MoonCat]

I thought that was what you meant when you said tourist group XP

Thanks

But yha. Glad you had fun Moony. Glad you had fun

Nah, the bunker is from my actual town . We just get tourists a lot

Yeah.

I fully intend to, whenever she's ready for me to visit. =3

...no companions? So what was all that protesting about there being a tour group around and everything? *suspicious eyebrow raise, knowing smirk*

Mhmm. Says the girl who just had me type up the original, more risque version of Moonie's secret time with her crush in a dark bunker. Don't you play innocent and leave me with all the blame.

No, NAOW!

There WAS a tour group there! We were not part of it! We got there via the beach!

I was blaming you all anyway!

[Cobra_Ikari]

No, NAOW!

Trust me, if she said "Hey, Cobra, come up and visit me tomorrow", I'd be there in a heartbeat. =3

...well...maybe I'd pack some clothes first or something, I might need those. >.>

There WAS a tour group there! We were not part of it! We got there via the beach!

So...what you're saying is...you were having a nice romantic walk along the beach with this boy...possibly in swimsuits, it's not that late in the year yet...and you decided you'd abandon the well-lit, easily viewed beach in favor of sneaking into a dark, secretive bunker?

I was blaming you all anyway!

Aww, poor Zodi. *snuggles* =3

[MoonCat]

Trust me, if she said "Hey, Cobra, come up and visit me tomorrow", I'd be there in a heartbeat. =3

...well...maybe I'd pack some clothes first or something, I might need those. >.>

So...what you're saying is...you were having a nice romantic walk along the beach with this boy...possibly in swimsuits, it's not that late in the year yet...and you decided you'd abandon the well-lit, easily viewed beach in favor of sneaking into a dark, secretive bunker?

Aww, poor Zodi. *snuggles* =3

I'm sure you wouldn't need too many clothes for a visit to LaLa's.

No! Firstly, these are Washington beaches, they are virtually empty, the sun is totally obscured by a massive cliff, and it is really twisty and covered with rocks. and the water is freezing. The bunkers were filled with people, the sun was shining right on it, and it wasn't sneaking, I was charging around in a massive trenchcoat and he was making Gollum noises. We were the most conspicuous people there!

[LaZodiac]

Moony's actually right, I've got a ton of cloths you could just borrow. Mom buys me too many cloths

Oh man trenchcoat MoonCat is the best cat.

[Cobra_Ikari]

I'm sure you wouldn't need too many clothes for a visit to LaLa's.

No! Firstly, these are Washington beaches, they are virtually empty, the sun is totally obscured by a massive cliff, and it is really twisty and covered with rocks. and the water is freezing. The bunkers were filled with people, the sun was shining right on it, and it wasn't sneaking, I was charging around in a massive trenchcoat and he was making Gollum noises. We were the most conspicuous people there!

You're probably right.

Mhmm. Mhmm. So cute when you're full of denial. ^_^

And that trenchcoat is so badass. Perfect for, you know, clandestine activities.

Moony's actually right, I've got a ton of cloths you could just borrow. Mom buys me too many cloths

Oh man trenchcoat MoonCat is the best cat.

...is that adorable blush because you've got too many clothes, because you're imagining me in your clothes, or because you're imagining why we wouldn't need many clothes?

And yes, yes she is. =3


EDIT: Moon, I bet you're regretting asking to see more of my personality now, aren't you.

[Teddy]

Goodnight, sötnos!

You can blame H_Birchgrove for teaching me that one.

It's cute. If anything, I'm going to thank him for it.

He was hiding in a darkened corner because we'd ended up hanging out in some old military bunkers. I have long fingernails, and when I slammed my hand into him because I couldn't see him, I accidentaly raked my fingernails alongside his neck. THAT IS IT.

Ooh, bunkers!

Okay, firstly, it wasn't alone, there was a tourist school group there, as well as all the adults who come over from the islands. Secondly, it wasn't dark, it was just a maze, and sometimes there were passages that were blocked off from light. Stop making it sound worse than it is!

Ooooh, bunker complexes!

We only have small bunkers strewn about here in my area (that is, within 2 km of my house), which isn't to say that they aren't fun to explore (even though each bunker is finished in 10 seconds, and most of the time is spent walking to the next one). During our Germany trip this summer, however, we visited a bunker graveyard in Denmark. They were probably 30-40 bunkers randomly strewn about on the beach and in the water as the sea had claimed the land below them. Surreal yet awesome.

Also, I can attest to that it's really easy to find a completely dark spot in a sufficiently large bunker. I had some fun going into a bunker, hiding in a dark corner, jumping out to scare littlest brother and then run away from him to repeat the proceedure, and I managed to find a spot that was so dark that you couldn't see me even with your eyes fully adjusted to the darkness. The room was no more than 120-140 cm wide and the end was no longer than 2 m away from the door through which you entered it, and yet I managed to scare littlest brother as he did so and then completely evade him when came to exact revenge, jumping past him without him even managing to touch me, because I could see him, and he just couldn't see me.

[Elemental]

I'm back from Proston, and I did not get a single opportunity to photograph scenery. Which is annoying, because we went the long way home.
And there was a lot of scenery to photograph! But we didn't get the camera out!

Admittedly, the scenery is much the same all the way, but the views are often spectacular, and even though the grass is practically grey this time of year, it makes it look even nicer for some reason...
Still, gravel roads are fun to drive on.


And sorry Kneenibble, I didn't see any budgies. I don't think we went far enough.

[Heliomance]

I dreamt I was MoonCat last night, in charge of logistics and planning for some sort of fantasy war. It was strange

[Elemental]

It was so worth the four hours up and fours hours back, because now I have a bunch of CDs with classical music. And the lady at the market stall gave us a discount, which is even more awesome!

Unfortunately... None of the hats at the other stall fit me...

[super dark33]

My god, a friend of my grandmother gave her grapes, and they are amazing!

i never enjoyed grapes this way before.

[Dimonite]

Get in the group hug damnit!

I missed a group hug? Aw man! *Goes around and hugs everyone individually*. There.

ION: I got to meet a Samoyed last night. OMGSOFLUFFYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

[enderlord99]

Cobra, please stop making Mooncat sound like Lix.

As usual, I'm sorry if this offends anyone, and if it does, I will remove it.

[Devmaar]

I'm doing the question sheet in preparation for my first tutorial on Tuesday and it turns out I've forgotten how to do trigonometry