Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[Kaytara]

So. No more Ranger walking against the wind?

I still really like that one, so maybe later, when I get bored of scaring people. :)

[Meg]

I still really like that one, so maybe later, when I get bored of scaring people. :)

I don't understand... Bored? Of scaring people...?

Anywho, here's three pictures I've drawn recently. I'm not really happy with any of them, I've MAJOR artist's block since school began. I think it's something in the water.

Redcloak X Tsukiko

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Spliced Kyrie

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Vaarsuvius

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So tired...

[Kaytara]

Wonderful pictures! :D I especially like the first one. I'd love to see them in colour, or something... :D

I don't understand... Bored? Of scaring people...?

Yeah, I know. I didn't phrase that right... Let's say... Until THEY get bored of being scared with THAT particular thing.

I've MAJOR artist's block since school began. I think it's something in the water.

Tried drawing during class? I've been doing that forever. In average, several hours of solid drawing a day for many, many years.... :D The best way to get good at anything! :D

[Carnivorous M.]

Very nice, CheeseMuncher! I especially liked the Tsukiko/Redcloak pic, being a closet TxRC fan and all.

Wait! CRAP! You didn't hear that!

[Meg]

Tried drawing during class? I've been doing that forever. In average, several hours of solid drawing a day for many, many years.... :D The best way to get good at anything! :D

I wanted to take a drawing class, but I had to get my gym requirement out of the way, as well as woodworking, although I'm rather looking forward to the latter.

And Carnivorous... Your secret's safe with me. *evil laugh*

[Closak]

We need more dragon in this thread.


*Sits and daydreams about the ABD*
*Drools*

[Taekwondodo]

Too bad; I've already finished Spliced!Inky.

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I think I'm having far too much fun with this. (BTW, are the colours I used too dark? The coat should look dark green, but not black.)


However, I'd love to see other people's takes on what soul-spliced Kyrie would look like.

*Claps hands* I /love/ your spliced Kyrie! Looks green on my laptop.

[Carnivorous M.]

Uh-oh. Why do I not find that reassuring?

I think I'll roll one up. Let's see...

The dragon's hoardxMitD; true love.

Bleh. Too tame. Rolling...

ThanhxSarah Greenhilt; unrequited love. I might give it a go, if I could reliably remember who Thanh is. Rolling...

Jehpton/Haerta/GanneronxThanh; drunkenness. I thought his name was Ganonron...

Mr. ScruffyxThe Cliffport Chief of Police. Aliens made them do it.

I want to see it, and I really, really don't want to see it...

[Taekwondodo]

*embarrassed cough* I'm still not happy with it but I uploaded my Kyrie x splices on Fanfiction a couple of days ago and I'm not so horrified by it that I want to delete it (yet) so here's the link.

WARNING! RATED M: I'gorga en' rimpa

[Carnivorous M.]

*embarrassed cough* I'm still not happy with it but I uploaded my Kyrie x splices on Fanfiction a couple of days ago and I'm not so horrified by it that I want to delete it (yet) so here's the link.

WARNING! RATED M: I'gorga en' rimpa

...Darn it, now I have to go hunt down a decent online translator to know what the title means.

Nice job!

[Kaytara]

I wanted to take a drawing class, but I had to get my gym requirement out of the way, as well as woodworking, although I'm rather looking forward to the latter.

Um, by several solid hours a day for many long years, I meant SCHOOL. :D You know, drawing during class? :D

[Silverraptor]

Um, by several solid hours a day for many long years, I meant SCHOOL. :D You know, drawing during class? :D

Especially when your not suppose to.

[Taekwondodo]

...Darn it, now I have to go hunt down a decent online translator to know what the title means.

Nice job!

Or I could just tell you? It means "The fear of flying" in elven.

Is it really ok??????

[Carnivorous M.]

Ah. Okay. And yep! I've definitely seen worse ones... -fingers twitch reflexively towards brain bleach-

[Zanaril]

*embarrassed cough* I'm still not happy with it but I uploaded my Kyrie x splices on Fanfiction a couple of days ago and I'm not so horrified by it that I want to delete it (yet) so here's the link.

WARNING! RATED M: I'gorga en' rimpa

Is there something wrong with me that I found that hilarious?

[Taekwondodo]

Is there something wrong with me that I found that hilarious?

All of it or just the last bit? The last bit I can understand as it was /meant/ to be humorous but all of it...

[Carnivorous M.]

Is there something wrong with me that I found that hilarious?

If you're a regular poster on the Crack Pairing Threads, then it's pretty much a given that there's something wrong with you. My parents still can't figure out why I have a shrine in my room devoted to ten-sided dice...

[Zanaril]

All of it or just the last bit? The last bit I can understand as it was /meant/ to be humorous but all of it...

Well, the last bit specifically, but anything with the souls seems to end up as comedy. The premise for the fic is amusing, at least compared to some of the angsty* stuff we've had on here recently.

*Although I'm certainly not complaining about it.

[Kirby]

I'm Gonna Make Me Some CRACK SOUP!!!!

Vaausarvis+Haley

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"WHYYYYY *sniffle* WHHYYYYYYYY!!!!" Vaausarvis screamed, crying. Haley had heared the Elf crying, and came over. "Whats wrong! Is it Xykon!" Haley asked. Vaausarvis continued to cry and hands her a note. "It will be okay... I guess..." said Haley "It will be okay" She started rubbing his neck...

the Rest here is NOT SAFE FOR WORK

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"W- w- what a- are you doing?" Vaausarvis said, shakily "Ssssshhh" Haley said "just relax..." she said and pinned Vaausarvis down she started taking off her leather top "N- no s- s- stop" Vaausarvis said. "Just relax... submit to me" she said while slipping the Elves robes with the expertise only a pick pocket could muster while pinning the Elf "submition? what are you talking... about... " Vaausarvis said "submition..."

So What a Ya Think

[Zanaril]

So What a Ya Think

Well written, but a bit abrupt.

Tried drawing during class? I've been doing that forever. In average, several hours of solid drawing a day for many, many years.... :D The best way to get good at anything! :D

I sometimes doodle caricatures of other people in my class, while trying not let them notice I'm staring at them.

[Kirby]

Well written, but a bit abrupt.

OH MAH GOD ZANARIL QUOTED ME!!!!

Yeah I wrote this at... I think midnight, left my laptop on all night, posted it a minute ago and now I'm here. The point is, I wrote it late at night... Wow this post is wooorrrdy.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Um, by several solid hours a day for many long years, I meant SCHOOL. :D You know, drawing during class? :D

You know, if you hadn't said that, I wouldn't have thought of anything BUT school.

[Gimliggamer]

Wow! We are old enough to drive now! Booyah!
If you have a life i will hunt you down and kill you!

[Carnivorous M.]

If you have a life i will hunt you down and kill you!

-pokes Zanaril- Not it! -runs away-

[MReav]

Here's my entry in the banner making.

[Zanaril]

Here's my entry in the banner making.

I vote we pool our GP and buy that sketch.

Then keep the answer to ourselves so that the rest of the world will never know.

Great banner.

[Kaytara]

Bwhaha! Heh, that's as cracky as they come. :D Although now I'm wondering how a Titanic version of the same scene could be shown on a banner...

[rangermania]

Here's my entry in the banner making.

Now that is a nice idea

vote we pool our GP and buy that sketch.

And that is even a nicer one

[Kaytara]

Nitpick: V's torso seems a bit too wide there, pretty much like Roy's, but from what we've glimpsed V's body shape is more comparable to Elan's.

[Zanaril]

It is complete, and I've remembered why I hate gradients:


...

If I wasn't damned before, I am now.

I might play around with the text. (Annoyingly, I no longer have that font on my computer so I'll have to use something else.)