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2011-12-15, 11:42 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
query: how did we get from 1999 to 1935? I know 2000 is a scary number but...
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2011-12-15, 11:50 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: Things I May No Longer Do While Playing II: Stop Making The DM Cry
2001: As a trained orator and stage actor I am NEVER allowed to play a Bard or the party face. Because improving speeches, conversation, and arguments that were clearly Nat 20s is just not fair to the dm.
I will be master of "pushy pull slidy nothingf@c$1ng stacks" also known as 4th edition.
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2011-12-15, 12:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-15, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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2007: This is not my theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8MO2...eature=related
2008: Zen Monks are no longer allowed
2008b: I can no longer play a combat maneuver master
2008c: I can't play monks ever again
2009: When left alone my character cannot secretly rig all the alchemist fires and other explosives he carries to the bag of holding being opened.
2010: Portable Hole and Bag of Holding arrows are no longer allowed
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2011-12-15, 05:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011: Make a whole order of Paladins fall because the all attempted to kill me and I was Lawful Good.
2011a: It was also considered in bad taste to Butcher them all once they were fallen.
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2011-12-15, 09:40 PM (ISO 8601)
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Come, visit the exotic desert beauty of the City of Zangiers!
(Just be sure to bring a sharp sword and sharper wits.)
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2011-12-16, 06:19 AM (ISO 8601)
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2013: I am not aloud to cast teleport on an enemy so that they fall 5ft, then teleport them again before they hit the ground, and continue doing this until they reach terminal volasity.
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2011-12-16, 09:47 AM (ISO 8601)
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Well of course not. It takes barely less than a second to fall e feet even from rest. They'd hit the ground well in advance of you being able to cast teleport a second time.
2014: Wizards are not to be used as shields.
2014b: Especially if I pick them up and keep going.
2014c: No, that does not mean pick up a barbarian instead.Awesome avatar by Cuthalion
Spoiler: Old Avatars
By Ceika, Ceika, Linklel (Except for one that appears to be lost to time)
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2011-12-16, 04:15 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-16, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-16, 05:34 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015c: Unless the game was in the last stages, in which case it is not only acceptable but encouraged
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2011-12-16, 07:03 PM (ISO 8601)
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2015d: Keeping his severed head alive in your fridge afterwards, on the other hand, is just plain wrong.
NOW COMPLETE: Let's Play Starcraft II Trilogy:
Hell, It's About Time: Wings of Liberty
Does This Mutation Make Me Look Fat: Heart of the Swarm
My Life For Aiur? I Barely Know 'Er: Legacy of the Void
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2011-12-16, 07:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-16, 10:54 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-16, 11:26 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-16, 11:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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2018: May not base any characters on any of GlaDOS's personality spheres.
2019: May not base any characters on GlaDOS.
2020: Mat NOT base any characters on Wheatley.
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2011-12-17, 02:30 AM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-17, 06:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021: I can't sneak attack using a thrown cat.
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2011-12-17, 06:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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2021a: Of course not. It's the cat that's attacking. No it doesn't get sneak attack either.
Most people see a half orc and and think barbarian warrior. Me on the other hand? I think secondary trap handler and magic item tester. Also I'm not allowed to trick the next level one wizard into starting a fist fight with a house cat no matter how annoying he is.
Yes I know it's sarcasm. It's a joke. Pale green is for snarking
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2011-12-17, 06:31 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-17, 09:51 PM (ISO 8601)
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2011-12-17, 11:41 PM (ISO 8601)
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2023: I am never allowed to make a bargain with greater fae, as it will always come back to haunt me later.
2023a: Unless this is the basis for a character concept.He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -Friedrich Nietziche
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2011-12-18, 02:23 AM (ISO 8601)
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A few random ones:
2024: Rakasha are not Charlie Sheen, even if pathfinder fluff says they are devoted to carnal sin.
2024.b: They do not have Adonis D.N.A, and they are not from mars.
2024.C: Nor are they required to be Vatican clerics, assassins, or warlocks.
2024.D: My character can be any of the above, DM permitting, but if he is all of the above simitaiously, he dies. It doesn't matter if he us unoptimised!
2025: not, at any point, to have more attacks per round than the caster has spells per day
2025.B: At epic level, this is acceptable, but still crass.
2026: even if I am a Tetori monk, cannot grapple a giant thrice my size and win.
And some 4th ed goodness from mah campaign.
2027: if a member of the party is trying to maul and rob friendly npcs, they are to check if the rest of the party is on board with it.
2027: Not to snerk on how they got what they deserved if their intimidate check results in the leprechauns laughing at them.
2027.B: The D.M is not to be surprised if, when the plot battle starts, this same player immediately bun-rushes and slays the nearest leprechaun, possession or no.
2028: uprooting a tree in one strike will not endear me to the same group of leprechauns.
2028.B: besides, aren't I meant to be a WARDEN?
2029: The rogue should think twice before rushing to the frontline of the battle.
2029: Earth spikes or otherwise, my foes' deathbed was not a bed of nails.
2030: the Hag BBEG is not Grunty, and her giant cohort is not Klungo.
2030.B Not to point out the hypocrisy of her saying not to meddle in her affairs after she kidnapped the heirs of two countries on the brink of war.
2030.C: I am to refrain from speaking elaborate death threats if there is a chance that their target is of a MUCH higher level than me.
2032: not allowed to tag passing locations using my character's symbol.
2033: doing so on the corpses of fallen foes is just crass.
2034: If the keys to the Big Bad's castle are a shamrock, an oak, a Rose, and a maple, not to just pick bits off random plants and hope it works.
To be fair, a lot of these players were new.
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2011-12-18, 07:05 AM (ISO 8601)
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2035: Persisted Timestop is considered crass, no matter how I look at it
2035a: May not get that 8 hours rest + spell preparation during my persisted time stop
2035b: Making a hopscotch chain with teleportation circles during this time is right out
2035c: As is Move Earth
2035d: Prestidigitation to give my foes/allies silly faces and/or mustaches is considered wrong as well
2035e: Restarting the chain just before it run out will get my fellow players trying to harm me.
2035f: further more so if I am the DM
2035g: Screw it, No time stop
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2011-12-20, 01:48 PM (ISO 8601)
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2036: Though it's considered nice/Good to raise the orphaned little animal after you kill it's mother; going out looking for nursing mothers to slay so that you can raise their babies into a bunch of animals to fight for you is considered poor taste and will cause an Alignment Shift toward Evil.
Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons, unless you brought someone bigger and tastier along with you.
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2011-12-20, 02:18 PM (ISO 8601)
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2036a If you are a Ranger, however, this is considered an approprate tactic and will merely shift your alignment to Neutral.
Open the lid and snatch a homebrewed treat from Cookie's Jar
Ponytar by Dirtytabs
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2011-12-20, 05:14 PM (ISO 8601)
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2037:
It is considered moronic to say, "You and what army?" when talking to the high king.
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2011-12-20, 05:17 PM (ISO 8601)
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2037.b. Or a high wizard.
2037.c. Really saying it to anyone is problematic.
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2011-12-20, 05:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2037d: or a necromancer in a graveyard.
2037e: and responding to it by, "Punting his dwarf ass to the moon after he finishes that sentence." is unacceptable.
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2011-12-20, 05:37 PM (ISO 8601)
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2037d: Yes, even the peseant you just robbed. most storylines will have him and the high king be the same person.