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2009-04-28, 02:29 PM (ISO 8601)
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Greatest Fanon Mary Sue ever
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
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2009-04-28, 02:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Elminster is not every character ever simultaneously.
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
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2009-04-28, 02:42 PM (ISO 8601)
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No, but he can beat them. Simultaneously. In his sleep. Also, your guy is dead. Elminster isn't.
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But did he sleep with all of them, despite half of them being himself?
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"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
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2009-04-28, 02:58 PM (ISO 8601)
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Were you the one who posted it on /tg/? Because I am laughing so hard at the thread right now.
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2009-04-28, 03:01 PM (ISO 8601)
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Nope, just a fellow fa/tg/uy spreading The Word.
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
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2009-04-28, 03:13 PM (ISO 8601)
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That is indeed every character ever. He's a Vizard Super Saiyan 11 with a Geass, the power of a 1000-tailed fox, snakes and the Sun, and is also a time-travelling god?
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2009-04-28, 03:21 PM (ISO 8601)
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Actually, yes.
He also controls 70% of the world's market and was reincarnated nine times - the ninth form being his dead wife."All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence
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2009-04-28, 03:23 PM (ISO 8601)
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That may be true, Prime, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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2009-04-28, 03:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-04-28, 04:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Remember how I was wishing for the peace of oblivion a minute ago?
Yeah. That hasn't exactly changed with more knowledge of the situation. -Security Chief Victor Jones, formerly of the UESC Marathon.
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2009-04-28, 04:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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Mary Sue?
More like Mary Skinny:
Height 6 ft, 3 inches
Weight 121 pounds
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2009-04-28, 10:08 PM (ISO 8601)
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Apparently any character made by David Gonterman qualifies as an Author Insert version of this. That and whatshername of "My Immortal".
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2009-04-28, 10:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oy vey...wish my Naruto character had all those abilities, seeing as how he just got his arm chopped off...
But in all seriousness, is this guy having a laugh? Because this is quite possibly a parody. I'm surprised he didn't randomly get Haku's kekkei genkai for $#^*s and giggles.Last edited by Rogue 7; 2009-04-28 at 10:19 PM.
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2009-04-28, 10:20 PM (ISO 8601)
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The joys of Shonen....I can't even read that wiki without weeping
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2009-04-28, 10:28 PM (ISO 8601)
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Yeah, I think the only well-known fanon character who can match up to this is the infamous Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way...
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2009-04-28, 10:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-04-28, 10:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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I dearly, dearly hope this is either exceptional parody or a troll of epic proportions.
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You know, I have yet to read a decent, long Bleach fanfic. I've come across several good short stories and the like, but never anything of epic length. I'm disappointed in this. Which is compounded by the fact that the manga's so gorram lame right now.
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2009-04-28, 10:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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This is very zen.
One zen turn deserves another.
A koan:
An pupil studied with an old master on a mountainside. Every day, to fetch water, the two of them would go to the river, crossing a bed of sharp stones in the process.
The pupil noticed that, though the stones were coarse and sharp, the master always walked unshod. Sometimes, the master would trod on a stone, and would nurse his foot for a moment before continuing on.
The student asked the master, "Why is it, master, that though the path be rough and painful, you never wear your shoes?"
And the master replied, "Because I've got a nasty foot fungus, and I have to air it out."
And the pupil was enlightened.Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-04-28, 11:07 PM (ISO 8601)
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*opens link*
*reads half a sentence*
*eyes glaze over*
*makes cursory glance through pictures at side of page*
Okay, this is all rather frightening, and I honestly couldn't get through the first sentence. This is why I stay out of anime. And fanfiction. And fandoms other than the one I'm stuck in in general.
People are nuts.The above post sponsored by Fullbladder Manufacturing.
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2009-04-28, 11:10 PM (ISO 8601)
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But if you abstain from fanfiction, you'll miss out on the glory, the pageantry, the epic storytelling of:
Half Life: Full Life Consequences!
But seriously, in history, there has been precisely one fanfiction I've enjoyed non-ironically. And it's not even technically fanfiction.
Observe: the story of Donny the Moron.
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=1735Spoiler<-I won this from Dr. Bath.Spoiler
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2009-04-28, 11:27 PM (ISO 8601)
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You make an excellent point, Rutskarn. Full Life Consequences was jovially amusing back when it was a big fad. I'm sure it is just as funny now, but I haven't opened that link in particular.
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2009-04-28, 11:38 PM (ISO 8601)
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Well, if we're going for comical Half Life fanfiction, there actually was a pretty well regarded comic. Looks like it provided at least some inspiration to the animators of those excellent videos.
One of the best webcomics I've read. And it's done, so there's no obligation. Plus, Shamus Young likes it, so there's the exact reason for Rutskarn to read it as there was for many of his readers to start reading the blog.Last edited by chiasaur11; 2009-04-28 at 11:40 PM.
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2009-04-28, 11:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Oh God, that's horrible. The author just took the abilities of a bunch of well-known shonen protagonists and gives them all to the character. And then he becomes a god and has sex with every female character. It's like raw anti-creativity. If someone finds a character that can top that, please don't let me know about it.
EDIT: And he's afraid of needles, the most cliched humanizing flaw in a powerful character ever.
EDIT EDIT: He transforms into his own wife? What the hell?