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    I licked my own elbow!

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    The smilie is unusually appropriate here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
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    Now to try for my belly-button!
    Yeah, well, I kick my leg up to head level. The only thing separating me from humorously being able to do the cheer move where they stick their leg up like that is my hamstrings. They tighten up and I lose range of motion in my knees if I bend too far at the hips.
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    Good morning Thread! How you all doing? I'm doing great~

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    Good morning Thread! How you all doing? I'm doing great~
    I'm doing just fine, thanks!

    (You and your time zones. It's clearly the afternoon )
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    I'm doing just fine, thanks!

    (You and your time zones. It's clearly the afternoon )
    Clearly. Explains why I have steak for breakfast and waffles for supper.

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    Clearly. Explains why I have steak for breakfast and waffles for supper.
    I just wish I had waffles at all...
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    Good morning Thread! How you all doing? I'm doing great~
    About to go home after a long day at work


    My actuarial society just released an 8-year mortality study along with underlying rates to its members. It sounds frightfully boring, I know, but in my line of work it's rather interesting. Especially since this is literally the most recent data we have on a subject with a notoriously long latency period.

    So guess what I'm doing tonight? Homework
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    About to go home after a long day at work


    My actuarial society just released an 8-year mortality study along with underlying rates to its members. It sounds frightfully boring, I know, but in my line of work it's rather interesting. Especially since this is literally the most recent data we have on a subject with a notoriously long latency period.

    So guess what I'm doing tonight? Homework
    Sounds nifty! Have fun!

    Also, anyone know what today is?

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    Sounds nifty! Have fun!

    Also, anyone know what today is?
    Opposite day? It would explain the steak for breakfast and waffles for dinner?
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    Sounds nifty! Have fun!

    Also, anyone know what today is?
    Leif Erikson Day? Hinga-dinga-durgin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Sounds nifty! Have fun!

    Also, anyone know what today is?
    International chocolate cake day, apparently.

    Whatever the hell that is, heh.
    Awesome fremetar by wxdruid.

    From the discomfort of truth there is only one refuge and that is ignorance. I do not need to be comfortable, and I will not take refuge. I demand to *know*.
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    Also, this is the internet. We're all borderline insane for simply being here.
    So I guess I have an internets? | And a trophy. | And a music cookie (whatever that is).

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Sounds nifty! Have fun!

    Also, anyone know what today is?
    January 27th.
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    It's my birthday, but thanks guys

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    It's my birthday, but thanks guys
    WELL! Happy birthday then! *beams* Doing anything special?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheWombatOfDoom View Post
    WELL! Happy birthday then! *beams* Doing anything special?
    Having some Butterscotch Confetti as a dessert, and some Nutella Brioche this weekend. Gonna be watching Dad's house for February. That aside...aside from getting gifts I don't have anything special planned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Having some Butterscotch Confetti as a dessert, and some Nutella Brioche this weekend. Gonna be watching Dad's house for February. That aside...aside from getting gifts I don't have anything special planned!
    You really need to have some chocolate cake.

    Anyway, congrats
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    So I guess I have an internets? | And a trophy. | And a music cookie (whatever that is).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Feytalist View Post
    You really need to have some chocolate cake.

    Anyway, congrats
    I might also have some cake too but we'll see!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    It's my birthday, but thanks guys
    Your birthday is Leif Erikson Day?! ... Happy Birthday.

    Also, PSA: Leif Erikson Day is actually October 9th, for those who were wondering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razanir View Post
    Your birthday is Leif Erikson Day?! ... Happy Birthday.

    Also, PSA: Leif Erikson Day is actually October 9th, for those who were wondering.
    XP, I was actually kind of curious about that. And thanks!

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    It's my birthday, but thanks guys
    Happy birthday Zodi!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razanir View Post
    Yeah, well, I kick my leg up to head level. The only thing separating me from humorously being able to do the cheer move where they stick their leg up like that is my hamstrings. They tighten up and I lose range of motion in my knees if I bend too far at the hips.
    How many trivia-things have you seen that say it's impossible to kick your leg up to head level?

    And by the way, I can put my feet behind my head.
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    Wow.
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    I salute you.
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    Happy birthday Zodi!
    Thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by enderlord99 View Post
    How many trivia-things have you seen that say it's impossible to kick your leg up to head level?

    And by the way, I can put my feet behind my head.
    I can do that too! I haven't done it in like...a year so I don't know how adept I am at it, but I can!

    *urfh*

    Still can! My ankles ruin the **** out of my neck though oh my god.

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    I can move one of my eyeballs while keeping the other mostly still. The still one needs to point inwards, though.
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    It's my birthday, but thanks guys
    happy birthday to us
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    I can move one of my eyeballs while keeping the other mostly still. The still one needs to point inwards, though.
    Yeah no that's not something I can do

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    happy birthday to us
    Oh sweet, birthday buddys! Happy Birthday Somensjev!

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    Zodi and Somensjev? This is truly a day to celebrate, happy birthdays to you both!

    Really, it's so special someone should make a birthday thread, but I'm lazy and it's almost midnight over here and AHH, WHERE DID MY DAY GO?!


    Although, wait, Som, aren't you living in the 28th already?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teddy View Post
    Zodi and Somensjev? This is truly a day to celebrate, happy birthdays to you both!

    Really, it's so special someone should make a birthday thread, but I'm lazy and it's almost midnight over here and AHH, WHERE DID MY DAY GO?!


    Although, wait, Som, aren't you living in the 28th already?
    Uh, yes, Somensjev's birthday is tomorrow.

    But today.

    But really tomorrow.
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    We're crashing Wombat's wedding! WITH AN ARMY OF WOMBATS AND BUDGIES.


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    It's my birthday, but thanks guys
    Happy birthday Zodi! :3 *birthday glomps*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeppio View Post
    Happy birthday Zodi! :3 *birthday glomps*
    Uwah *gets smothered*

    Thanks Skeppio. Once I've got all my gifts I'll be sure to post my loot list here (spoilers it includes stuff from Skeppio, which is why I'm bringing it up here).

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