KuReshtin's Kallously Konfusing Konsternations - Random Banter #208

[FinnLassie]

Archie, if you're feeling old, then... uh... FEEL OLD AND SUFFER!

[EmeraldRose]

Gah. Sat down to do some work after the 3rd 20 minute workout for the day. Got up to get more coffee () and my legs are PROTESTING the decision to move!

[Teddy]

i'm gonna request a picture with you

That's good. Then I'll remember to actually take any pictures.

Glad we corraled you over for some pictures, then!

Yeah! I got lots of good pictures from you, even though most were from the bottling factory...

(and you know, playing Civ on your computer in a dream is likely a sign that you've been playing too much Civ on your computer. It's the reasons I play so much Zelda and Batman games! )

Yeah, I was building pastures on sheep resources, and I've been doing quite a lot of that in Civ as well as of lately...

[Somensjev]

The proper response is for us to point and laugh at how silly and young chaotic stupid is.

i might be silly and young but.. um.. y'know, i've actually got nothing to respond with

[TheWombatOfDoom]

That's good. Then I'll remember to actually take any pictures.



Yeah! I got lots of good pictures from you, even though most were from the bottling factory...



Yeah, I was building pastures on sheep resources, and I've been doing quite a lot of that in Civ as well as of lately...

Speaking of! I got a womButt load of history on that place recently, and that place apparently used to be the largest distillery and distributor in THE WORLD. So I took you some place historic and important after all. I'll give you some hard facts at a later time, the paper I jotted it on is not within arms reach...


(I'll give you some brick for those sheep...)

On the larger conversation, for posterities sake, is 26 (27 in a week) young or old?

[Archonic Energy]

i might be silly and young but.. um.. y'know, i've actually got nothing to respond with

Use the big gun.
"But you'll likely die first"

And finn. I'm drinking whisky older than you.

[Dimonite]

(I'll give you some brick for those sheep...)

Ironically, we actually played Settlers of Catan today. Teddy won by quite a bit.

On the larger conversation, for posterities sake, is 26 (27 in a week) young or old?

As a 20-year-old, whose eldest sister is still younger than you, I'm going with old. Also, you're older than every member of my favorite band.

[Teddy]

Speaking of! I got a womButt load of history on that place recently, and that place apparently used to be the largest distillery and distributor in THE WORLD. So I took you some place historic and important after all. I'll give you some hard facts at a later time, the paper I jotted it on is not within arms reach...

Don't you mean a womBoat load?

(I'll give you some brick for those sheep...)

Great! Then I'll trade in these three ore for another brick, then these another three ore for a wheat, and I'll build one road and one settlement and that brings me up to 10 points!

(That was more or less my finishing move in the game of Settlers we played earlier today, except the trade was wood for brick and not sheep, and one of the ore exchanges was for sheep and not wheat, unless I misremember. )

[Somensjev]

Use the big gun.
"But you'll likely die first"

haven't you heard, young people are getting even more irresponsible, and are killing or injuring themselves all the time, apparently

As a 20-year-old, whose eldest sister is still younger than you, I'm going with old. Also, you're older than every member of my favorite band.

as a 17 year old who's eldest brother is about 32, i'd say young enough

[FinnLassie]

And finn. I'm drinking whisky older than you.

You don't even know how old I am...

[Somensjev]

You don't even know how old I am...

and you don't know how old the whisky is

[Archonic Energy]

You don't even know how old I am...

*looks at the bottle*
I'm making a safe bet.

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Ironically, we actually played Settlers of Catan today. Teddy won by quite a bit.



As a 20-year-old, whose eldest sister is still younger than you, I'm going with old. Also, you're older than every member of my favorite band.

That's because Teddy always wins! We played a bit of Munchkin while he visited and he beat us soundly.

As for that...I still feel like I'm pretty young, but I've also seen a lot of crap. I can't believe I'm 3/4's of the way through my 20's! Time is a funny thing.

Don't you mean a womBoat load?



Great! Then I'll trade in these three ore for another brick, then these another three ore for a wheat, and I'll build one road and one settlement and that brings me up to 10 points!

(That was more or less my finishing move in the game of Settlers we played earlier today, except the trade was wood for brick and not sheep, and one of the ore exchanges was for sheep and not wheat, unless I misremember. )

That is of course what I meant! > . >

Oh gosh, not again! That's it. We're playing Halo next time.

*looks at the bottle*
I'm making a safe bet.

Oh old scotch. How you please me, so. Enjoy!

[LaZodiac]

What is ashing? Did you leave a w off of washing?

There was a fire near Yellowknife and all the ash rained down on us.

What counts as alcohol would be if it had alcohol in it. To a significant degree, say above 0.1% Almost all fruit has some alcohol in them.

I mean like booze and stuff.

Also, I know teh lyrics to Sound of Silence too! And I'm just 22! So don't feel old, people!

[FinnLassie]

*looks at the bottle*
I'm making a safe bet.

Hey, you never know if I've just simply stopped aging after my 20-odds in the 1800s...

[TheWombatOfDoom]

Hey, you never know if I've just simply stopped aging after my 20-odds in the 1800s...

Vampire! Oh, that reminds me, Finn, would you like to come over for some stake? I shall get out my finest silver! I've just found a reciepe that involves adding some garlic to the stake as it cooks that sounds absolutely divine.

[Amidus Drexel]

*looks at the bottle*
I'm making a safe bet.

"Older than humans" would be a safe bet.

Granted, I haven't seen the bottle, so...

Hey, you never know if I've just simply stopped aging after my 20-odds in the 1800s...

If the ongoing SMT game hadn't set me a bit off-kilter with respect to vampires, I might have found this a little less suspicious. Now, however... *narrows eyes*

[factotum]

I shall get out my finest silver!

To borrow a phrase from "Love at First Bite": No, that is a werewolf...

(http://youtu.be/5_xsdo57-Ow?t=55s)

[FinnLassie]

Vampire! Oh, that reminds me, Finn, would you like to come over for some stake? I shall get out my finest silver! I've just found a reciepe that involves adding some garlic to the steak as it cooks that sounds absolutely divine.

Emphasis mine. I don't think I'll trust you this time....

Granted, I haven't seen the bottle, so...

If the ongoing SMT game hadn't set me a bit off-kilter with respect to vampires, I might have found this a little less suspicious. Now, however... *narrows eyes*

What are you trying to suggest?! That I'm some old hag?!

I promise you, I'm not a vampire. *flutters eyelashes beautifully*
Now, if you just come forth to the corner, I've cooked up some blood sausages to feast on...

[AtlanteanTroll]

I went to Warped Tour yesterday. I drew a picture of my favorite band's lead singer. He signed it.

[LaZodiac]

If the ongoing SMT game hadn't set me a bit off-kilter with respect to vampires, I might have found this a little less suspicious. Now, however... *narrows eyes*

If you can somehow convince me every NPC that does something mysterious is a demon I'm sure as hell going to plague every dark corner with the threat of vampires.

I went to Warped Tour yesterday. I drew a picture of my favorite band's lead singer. He signed it.

Huh. A friend of mine works at the bar where they played.

[AtlanteanTroll]

Huh. A friend of mine works at the bar where they played.

There are 50 or so bands playing Warped... So they is?

[LaZodiac]

There are 50 or so bands playing Warped... So they is?

I don't know **** all about rock bands or whatever, I just assumed it was a band.

Spoiler: Zodi friend conversation

Show

Player 1: nuhh
LaZodiac: you okay?
Player 1: 11 hour shift
LaZodiac: Ow
Player 1: at warped tour, this huge scene rock festival
LaZodiac: ...oh dear
Player 1: if my feet had hands
Player 1: they'd strangle me

That's the entire context I know of for this.

[AtlanteanTroll]

I don't know **** all about rock bands or whatever, I just assumed it was a band.

Spoiler: Zodi friend conversation

Show

Player 1: nuhh
LaZodiac: you okay?
Player 1: 11 hour shift
LaZodiac: Ow
Player 1: at warped tour, this huge scene rock festival
LaZodiac: ...oh dear
Player 1: if my feet had hands
Player 1: they'd strangle me

That's the entire context I know of for this.

OH. Doubt he served the bands then, but yeah. Lots and lots of people getting drinks at Warped. Also lots and lots of snot nosed brats. It gets worse and worse every year. Really only went for the one band, but they were one of the biggest acts this year, so it was worth it.

[LaZodiac]

OH. Doubt he served the bands then, but yeah. Lots and lots of people getting drinks at Warped. Also lots and lots of snot nosed brats. It gets worse and worse every year. Really only went for the one band, but they were one of the biggest acts this year, so it was worth it.

Never said her served the bands, just that he was there at a thing involved. I don't know!

[Coidzor]

Got a friend out on the Warped Tour. Can't for the life of me recall what he's doing now though. I should probably ask or just go through and facebook creep until I find the answer.

[Teddy]

OH. Doubt he served the bands then, but yeah. Lots and lots of people getting drinks at Warped. Also lots and lots of snot nosed brats. It gets worse and worse every year. Really only went for the one band, but they were one of the biggest acts this year, so it was worth it.

That might also have something to do with the range of people counting as snot-nosed by your book growing...

[Amidus Drexel]

What are you trying to suggest?! That I'm some old hag?!

I promise you, I'm not a vampire. *flutters eyelashes beautifully*
Now, if you just come forth to the corner, I've cooked up some blood sausages to feast on...

I believe you were the one suggesting that. But no.

Ooh, black pudding! Good stuff.

If you can somehow convince me every NPC that does something mysterious is a demon I'm sure as hell going to plague every dark corner with the threat of vampires.

I did nothing. You convinced yourself that every NPC is a demon. Plus, it's not really a fair comparision; I'm starting out convinced that most of the NPCs are demons - now you've added vampires too.
:smallertongue:

[Coidzor]

Great, now there's Demon Vampires. Or Vampire Demons. XD What did you learn about never giving the DM ideas, mang?

I promise you, I'm not a vampire. *flutters eyelashes beautifully*
Now, if you just come forth to the corner, I've cooked up some blood sausages to feast on...

Indeed, everyone knows that Finnish Vampires are adorably cute and stop aging at around 14 or so. Meanwhile Finnalinn is a strong, healthy young adult human female feminine womanly dame.

Now whether the English have rubbed off on her to an unfortunate degree in her culinary appetites...

i don't believe so, however once i was watching a cooking show, and they were making something (i think it was Italian) that translated to something like 'prostitute sauce' and all i heard was "and the first ingredient for 'prostitute ((whatever))' is extra virgin olive oil"

for some reason i couldn't stop laughing at that

Pasta di Puttanesca, IIRC.

This is amazing. You know what the difference between this and all the world's psychics is? Her stuff works.

Makes ya wonder what beat her.

[DraPrime]

Operation Absinthe has reached phase 2: adding wormwood. Now I wait 2-3 hours. This is taking a while.