Aziraphales Actually Alliterative And Awesomely Affluent Random Banter #104

[Oregano]

Woo, go Kaelaroth what's the evil fairy/pixie person in your avatar doing now? I can't see it.

I did good on a mock modular maths test as well.

[Kaelaroth]

Woo, go Kaelaroth what's the evil fairy/pixie person in your avatar doing now? I can't see it.

I did good on a mock modular maths test as well.

Well, he's attacking the guy with his little adze.

And, to be honest, I did terribly. But a pass is all I need. 'twasn't important, anyways. Well done on yours.

[Oregano]

Oh yes, he is, I thought he was trying to steal something at first but he's trying to chop up little by little.

That's my attitude to english and it was my attitude to maths but my tutor makes us redo work if we get below an A.

[Kaelaroth]

Meh, I kick English's scrawny little buttocks.

But Maths has the numbers! They be everywheres!

[Oregano]

not for me, maths is all about x all of a sudden and occasionaly some other letters, I prefer just number work to be honest, and I'm that bad at English, I just can't explain things, apparently my descriptions are fantastic.

[Jibar]

I don't think I've ever posted in RB before, but I just gotta say that I read this and laughed. For some reason I read "Cat-Muffinmicon" as "Cat-Muffinomicon" Yes, the book of things Man Should Not Know about Cat-Muffins!

Huh? You mean it's not Cat-Muffinomicon? I've been reading it wrong all this time? Jibar, it's time to change the spelling of your book, it's missing an o.

Well it was originally named after the Draconomicon, because it was exactly that. The Draconomicon for Cat-Muffins.
Cat-Muffinomicon works just as well though. I'll make sure to use it for future entires.

*cracks muffinwhip* (utensil used to whip muffins to an sufficiently fluffy state)

Moar reviews! Moar Catmuffinom(nom nom nom)icon! Moar steampunk scheming! Put some elbow-grease into it ya sickening little smears of cake mix!

Eggy demands MOAR!!!
(I am your unappeasable fanbase )

Yess master. Yesss master. Pleassse don't whip usss masster.
We don'tsss like you whipsss ussss.

[Kaelaroth]

not for me, maths is all about x all of a sudden and occasionaly some other letters, I prefer just number work to be honest, and I'm that bad at English, I just can't explain things, apparently my descriptions are fantastic.

Heh. My English descriptions are fantastic, and fantastical. On every piece of work I do in English, I get the words:
HYPERBOLE! NO! NO! BAD KAELA!

[Oregano]

My descriptions are apparently good because of lack of purple prose although I get in trouble in lessons where I'm supposed to write two pages even though I answered the question perfectly in half a page(although it's good for history apparently), I can never win.

[Destro_Yersul]

But Hyperbole is fun!

My English stuff was weird. If I liked it, the teacher was almost guaranteed to hate it. If I thought it was crap, everyone else thought it was made of condensed awesome.

[Kaelaroth]

But Hyperbole is fun!

That's my opinion. But my teacher says it be bad, especially when I neglect human pity and community in favour of over-the-top judgments.

Not that I do that.

[OldSchoolGamer7]

You English and your crazy classes to learn English!

I've been getting many, many compliments on both my style and content when I write for my Honors English Comp class. Grammatically, I'm almost flawless on the first go 'round (leaving subsequent drafts for context revision,) substance is thought provoking, and, aside from mastering the "short quote" when putting in citations, I'm still pulling down about a 99% in the class.

Yeah, I'm happy with how my grades are in college. I just wish I didn't have a thousand and one things tossed at me this week that are due next week.

[Kaelaroth]

You English and your crazy classes to learn English!

When I say English, I'm referring to my combined English Literature/Language class.

[Skippy]

But Hyperbole is fun!

My English stuff was weird. If I liked it, the teacher was almost guaranteed to hate it. If I thought it was crap, everyone else thought it was made of condensed awesome.

It happened to me all the time. Then my imagination got fried. I don't write anymore...

[Player_Zero]

not for me, maths is all about x all of a sudden and occasionaly some other letters, I prefer just number work to be honest, and I'm that bad at English, I just can't explain things, apparently my descriptions are fantastic.

Letters eh?

Try:
y⁽ⁿ⁾ = f(t, y, y', y'', ....,y^(n-1))
For an interval α < t < β where t∈ℝ
a_n(t)dⁿy/dtⁿ + .... + a₁(t)dy/dt + a₀(t)y = f(t)
n∈ℕ is divisible by m∈ℕ if ∃q∈ℕ s.t. n=qm
etc. etc.

Perfectly simple and randomly picked stuff from my lecture notes.

[Cristo Meyers]

Letters eh?

Try:
y⁽ⁿ⁾ = f(t, y, y', y'', ....,y^(n-1))
For an interval α < t < β where t∈ℝ
a_n(t)dⁿy/dtⁿ + .... + a₁(t)dy/dt + a₀(t)y = f(t)
n∈ℕ is divisible by m∈ℕ if ∃q∈ℕ s.t. n=qm
etc. etc.

Perfectly simple and randomly picked stuff from my lecture notes.

I think my head just exploded...

[OldSchoolGamer7]

Letters eh?

Try:
y⁽ⁿ⁾ = f(t, y, y', y'', ....,y^(n-1))
For an interval α < t < β where t∈ℝ
a_n(t)dⁿy/dtⁿ + .... + a₁(t)dy/dt + a₀(t)y = f(t)
n∈ℕ is divisible by m∈ℕ if ∃q∈ℕ s.t. n=qm
etc. etc.

Perfectly simple and randomly picked stuff from my lecture notes.

Dear gods, man! You have singlehandedly caused me to want to never, EVER take another math course again (after I finish this semester!)

[Destro_Yersul]

It's P_Z. He does that. For my part, I just take that whole mess, add infinity and multiply by Zero. Then I smile calmly to myself and walk away, secure in the knowledge that I will never ever have a job as any type of math-using person.

[Skippy]

When I'm doing a maths exercise, I don't call my variables "x", "y" or "z". I call them "Link" or "Sora" or "Phoenix" or anything else, just to mess with my teachers.

This is really funny in vectors.

[Oregano]

I'm going to say 3.....

If I knew what half of it meant it would most likely be simple, like factor theorem.

[TwoBitWriter]

I disagree. Besides, I remember most of the PC games I've played used the Keyboard, not the mouse. With the exception of Mumorpogers.

*sniff* I miss mumorpogers.... I'd play them so much if it weren't for the fact that they fill my computer with virus.

EDIT: Congrats, righthandless!

What games are you playing that don't require a mouse? Any strategy game, RPG, Shooter, really, anything that is played on the computer requires a mouse.

Have you tried playing a real-time strategy game on a console? It isn't pretty...

I am going to stop now, because I am sounding like a die-hard PC gamer, which I'm not. I love consoles just as much but believe the PC is simply better for some genres.

[Oregano]

Have you tried playing a real-time strategy game on a console? It isn't pretty...

QFT, it's the exact reason I'm sceptical about Halo Wars.

[randman22222]

When I'm doing a maths exercise, I don't call my variables "x", "y" or "z". I call them "Link" or "Sora" or "Phoenix" or anything else, just to mess with my teachers.

This is really funny in vectors.

That... Is just awesome.
I would do that, but my teacher is somewhat eccentric. He'll probably think... Well, there's really no telling what he'll think.

[Skippy]

Yeah, it could go like this...

Sup. Sora subspace of V. Then...

And then the demonstration or whatever continues. It's really funny, and it keeps me from sleeping or taking out my DS.

[Destro_Yersul]

QFT, it's the exact reason I'm sceptical about Halo Wars.

Apparently the developers have realized that consoles are not great for RTS games, and are taking extra pains to make sure the game works well and still feels like an RTS.

[Lyesmith]

*grumble grumble grumble*
I've got a sore throat and it's really, really cold today.
AND i've been having daydreams.

[Calamity]

*grumble grumble grumble*
I've got a sore throat and it's really, really cold today.
AND i've been having daydreams.

You stole my day! :O

Well, it was all that, plus a sudden spell of warm sunshine. Then it rained on me. As if the weather was taking the cake, or something. And the freezing, freezing wind...

[Lyesmith]

*shivers*
WHY IS THE SUN SO COOOOLD
*Makes sacrifices to Quetzacouatl*

[TwoBitWriter]

*shivers*
WHY IS THE SUN SO COOOOLD
*Makes sacrifices to Quetzacouatl*

*grows a beard, appears before you*

You rang?

[Lyesmith]

*blink blink*
...You're not Quetzacouatl!
Burn him! Burn the heretic!
Then cut out his heart!
*Cackles and runs about in a headdress*

[Edge]

...This blood sacrificing and killing of heretics may have some merit...

In other news, I had proper fish'n'chips today, which is a rare occurrence. I nom nom nommed 'em good.