Hillariously Stupid Non-Monster Things from D&D

[Kelb_Panthera]

Except that you don't have to turn around fully to counter something at 4 or 8 o-clock.

I think the point is made, regardless of the specifics.

Let's get back to D&D stupidity shall we?

on topic: wish twisting.

While it was included with the intention, I think, of limiting the spell's power when munchkins get ahold of it, or to keep it from being abused if you get it from a SP. In practice, it's far too often used just to be a d-bag of a DM. That's just plain stupid, IMO.