Crack Pairings Matchup Table

[Sequinox]

Okay, I'm determined to right one... So here goes...

SpongebobxJulio Scoundrel

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Oh, for years they'd mocked his TV show... Called it annoying... Childish... Not fit for anyone over the age of 9... But he'd show them.

Spongebob wanted to lash out at the rest of the world, and so he came up with the idea of doing something so utterly twisted that it would take his show off the air forever and leave only Flapjack behind...

One day, his plan came into motion. He saw a taller, tanned man with long grey hair pulled into a ponytail... The exact type of man that mocked his show. He'd show them... "HI SQUIDWARD LET ME SERVE THAT GUY OKAY" He said, defying all rules of staying undercover in one loud question.

"All right... I don't see why not," Squidward said monotonously.

"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY CRAB" Spongebob said in his inhuman voice, a large, fake smile upon his lips.

"Hi, I'd like a table," Julio Scoundrel replied.

"I CAN GET YOU A TABLE I'LL BE RIGHT BACK AHAHAHA"

Spongebob seated him, and asked, "WOULD YOU LIKE ANYTHING TO DRINK"

"Uh, a diet coke. I've got to be somewhere fast, so could I order now?"

"AHAHAHAHA ORDER NOW OKAY"

"A.... One of those burger things you guys are known for."

"OKAY"

Long ago, decided that it would look to everyone else that he was totally being normal, and not being weird. Being a being of total intelligence, that wouldn't be difficult.

"HAHA SQUIDWARD I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING BAD"

"Shut up and stop wasting my time."

Spongebob got him a diet coke, and pulled the slim vial out of his pocket. He poured the blood-red liquid into the potion, and put on that disgusting smile.

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He'd have to move fast. Sip the coke, grab the burger off the plate, and run, before the sponge noticed he was gone.

"HI HERE'S YOUR DRINK AND YOUR BURGER"

Scoundrel nodded his thanks, took a sip of the drink, and watched as the sponge walked off. Suddenly he noticed the attractiveness of the lack of curves, the perfect squareness... The holes in the sponge...

"AHAHAHAHA" Spongebob laughed.

Soon, his plan would be in full effect.

Might be a little long... Maybe too much build up... Also, I don't think I wrote Scoundrel very well. It's really centered around Spongebob.

I feel dirty inside.