Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

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That would be...Interesting.

However, I kinda find it unlikely that V would accidentally get pregnant, even if V is female. Why? V's an elf. And what do we know about elves? They're an extremely long-lived race known for their beauty...With an obscenely long childhood. Something tells me elves invented birth control before they invented fire.