Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

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Apologies for not being very active in here lately - I've fallen under Dragon Age's hypnotic spell and am trying very hard to make a Will save (if that's the correct term?). I promise I will try and get something done tomorrow, in terms of new scribblings or vote counting for the Squickies.

Oh, Masamune, may I suggest adding a new category to the Squickies? Specifically, the "Best Oneshot" award? (For a one-shot crack pairing that's over 300 words long.)