Crack Pairings V - We Revel in Infamy

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Never heard of that one before. What reasons did your therapist justify this unorthodox perscription with?

I'm working on the fic as we speak, by the way.

Among other things:

That the universe is conspiring against me in this regard

I channel my repressed sexual frustration into teasing my friends who actually have boyfriends, but I don't know when to stop. (Though there are a lot of other reasons for that one too.)

My self-esteem is basically non-existent.