The Airport
As the chains reach out to ensnare the Cullens, they encounter...no resistance. Literally; the images of the vampire family vanish the moment they are touched. And now you have a slightly bigger problem on your hands...
"Freeze! Get down on the ground! Somebody gag Deadpool!"
The Office
"Possibly. Merely insulting someone's wife used to be grounds for a duel; killing one could be cause for war." The vampire gestures towards a steaming teapot. "Tea? Now then, Walker, let us begin as if we had met for the first time. You seem to have a problem on your hands?" The vampire pours a cup for himself, taking a sip without sugar or milk.