Crack Pairings VI - We've Finally Stooped to Shipping Ourselves

[CoffeeIncluded]

Ahhh. That was my second guess.

Hmm, he does look a lot like Male V.

He doesn't just look like V, he acts like V. He's slightly condescending and has a sophisticated vocabulary. He's a mage. He was tutored by a top mage and has great admiration for his tutor. When he first showed up at his tutor's house he locked himself in his tutor's study for over week and then passed out from exhaustion because he was too busy studying the magic books to eat or sleep.

Does that sound like something that Vaarsuvius probably did when s/he first showed up at Aarindarius's house?

You know what's funny? He was one of my favorite characters in the game.

I liked Vaarsuvius before I knew Vaarsuvius existed.

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*looks at empty box of cookies*
Well... I guess you're hungry then.

When am I NOT hungry!