The Dancing Fox Inn XLIII: All welcome...all

[Bergett]

(( Banner by Quinsar ))

Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn. Except Luminar, it seems . . .

We would like to ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Thank you for understanding.. Be sure to enjoy your stay.

Map:
There is no map. The Inn has as much space as is needed, as many tables as is needed, as many rooms as needed (Upstairs), as many corners as needed, and so on.
There is, however, a description:
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The inn is . . . indescribable. Size wise, anyway. It has as many tables as needed, and as many chairs as needed. So that needn't be said as well.
However, the floors have been . . . completely changed.
They were rough hewn logs. They are now laminated hardwood. All of the broken, dirty glasses and silverware have been removed, and replaced with better, more functional (And clean) ones. The kitchen is, by far, the best room in the inn. Sparklingly clean, the best equipment out there, and so on. The entire inn has been renovated. It is now made of better wood, and is much cleaner. It's not the prettiest building in the town, but it's functional. Which is what counts.
Also, any damage done to the inn will fix itself by the next day. So don't worry.
There is, downstairs, a bag. A small bag, but it . . . is bottomless. It is where the food comes from. Grade A food, and limitless supply. So there's no chance of running out of food. Same for the drinks. But, you know, a barrel, not a bag.

Current Staff:
Kelindale- Barkeep and Innkeeper
???- Barboy
Gabriella - Barmaid
Jessica - Cook
??? - Bard
(If the person with the job, such as the barboy, if that person does not come around for a month (Or so), they lose the job. Not to be mean, but to clear up the space, so that someone else who might want it can have it.)
NOW HIRING: A Waiter / Waitresses, and a janitor.
If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, ask Kelindale, IC.
((Also if you have a Banner idea, please, PM it to Me(e).))

NPCs:

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Name: Naim ElLess.
Race: Human.
Gender: Genderless.
Description: Completely average hight, weight, and so on.
He's the waiter when Kelindale isn't around.

THE MENU: OF DEATH!!!!
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS! Who am I kidding that never happens...
Wines:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry. Oak? Cherry? Eww.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands But . . . what if the wagon made turns along it's way?
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose. Full bodied? Eh?

Bar Drinks:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight with a nasty name.
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up unless it kills you.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice. Dark? What is dark anyway?
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps. How is it sneaky? :utterlyconfused:
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie and flakes of rust. :D
Coffee - buzzzzz. Coffee = nassttee
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down. To the point you won't wake up for several hundred years!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you... Liver go boom.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis. Mmmm, tasty.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice. So redheads get drinks named after them? Where's the Ori special? Or the Toby special? Or all the other redheads?
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon. Don't get a fireball one. Ever.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste. And makes it poisonous! :D
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind. Maybe a bit . . . too far.
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar sugar. SUGAR!!!! :D
Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favortie abberation. Need I say more? You mean besides the fact that he's not everyone's favorite?
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach Or those too young for the booze.
Cold Milk – For the kids See: Root Beer.
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy And Aurea. ;)
Beers Ales & Such:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy Then, it explodes! Killing you!
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - deathly good to the point of death.
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands No derr.
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind Yes it does. You only think it doesn't.
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk you might always be pickpocketed!
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly But you can't. Because it's not red bull.

Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!) *beams*
Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it. It's blue! Ba da dee da da doo,
Banana beer - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that. A traditional.
Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream. Not mine. This was Leigh's.
Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim. Leigh's again.
K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good. Go K!!!
Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors. Yeah, we have a wide variety, vanilla, or . . . vanilla. >.>
The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella. It's so CUTE!!!
Spryte - the regular, boring drink. Translation: Meh.

Food: Not touching the food.
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey
And anything else you may want. Just ask.

Dessert:
Muffins Muffins? In dessert? Really?
Brownies Browniiiiiiiiiesssssss . . . . . (For those that don't get this reference: Shame on you. Go read Van Von Hunter.
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...) CAAKE!!!
Milkshake Because THIS! IS! MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!! *kicks off ledge*
COOKIES cookie cookie cookie... num num num...
PIE who doesn't love pie? I'll tell ya who, crazy people.

We hope you enjoy your stay at the Dancing Fox Inn.

The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town

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'cause the DFI's awesome like that

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IMPORTANT! READ THIS OR RABID WOMBATS EAT YOU IN THE NIGHT!!

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Atten-Shun!
I've discussed this with my people, and we've decided to try something out for a week.
All town characters, within Town borders, must maintain a power level of six or lower. They must do this by
A) Manifesting as a lower power within town, or B) be affected by the spell casted over the Town that lowers you to power level six. Be warned, we have people watching you! DO NOT say you are a six and still over power your character. This applies to all threads and defies all other magic. If your thread is on Town ground, it is under the effect of the spell.
We 'll test this out over the next week then the Town will vote if it seems to be holding up, and we'll decide whether or not it stays. We will also be implementing a new death system. If your character dies, there are two ways to raise them: A) Wait a week, then they can be rezzed as normal, or B) When your character dies, the character that killed your character receives a "Soul orb", to be able to resurrect your character, before the weekly respond time, someone else must collect the orb, then resurrect you normally. If your character dies of un battle related causes, they may be raised normally. This will be in effect for a week, then it will be voted on!
That is all!

[Durp]

I'll repost. Chris grins, gets up, and mockingly says:
Aha! You like her! Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!
He slips on an Ice cube and hits his head.
Karma is a funny thing...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Morgan walks downstairs.

[Durp]

(( Or should you say: I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! ))

[Bergett]

((I repost as well.))

Ravik grins it's hilarious

[Dallas-Dakota]

( I miss Trog's...And you don't even have cookies...Trog used to have a special stash for me....)

[Durp]

In a horrible, hilarious way...
He grins.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Hello Chris. Hi Ravik. What's shaking? Morgan askes, slightly sleepily.

[Durp]

OOH! OOH! MORGAN! Ravik likes Sarah!!
He seems quite certain about this.

[Green-Shirt Q]

So? I do too. He says, yawning.

What's the big deal? She's hot.

[Durp]

Yeah, well you're you, but he's Ravik! And he's attached! And it's funny!

[Green-Shirt Q]

What's that supposed to mean? Morgan askes, slightly confused and slightly offended.

[Durp]

... I'll break this to you lightly... YOU SORT OF LIKE TO HIT ON EVERYONE.

[Bergett]

Keep in mind Chris you're attached to Gabrella...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Rrrrright. Morgan says to Chris, in a sarcastic way.

He then sits down, his back turned away from them, dismissively.

[Durp]

What? I'm not insulting you. I just think it's cute/funny.
He says this to both of them, then seeing morgan dismiss him, he goes back to his drink.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Morgan then turns back to them both.

Then what does it matter?

[Durp]

Well, liking someone means less if you like every single woman in the entire bar.

[Bergett]

Whozawhata?
Ravik says confuzzled...

[Quinsar]

Sarah's nose appears abouve the water line of her aquarium.

[Durp]

I was talking to Morgan...

[Bergett]

Oh, heh silly me...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Still, I think it's perfectly understandable for anybody to have an attraction to Sarah. Give him a break. Morgan grumbles, clearly in something of a bad mood.

[Durp]

I wasn't saying it's bad to like her, I was saying Ravik liking her means a bit more because he's a little more focused.
Chris sees Sarah.
Oh, nutter butter.
EDIT: ((Bergett, dungeon run... ))

[Quinsar]

Her nose sinks back into the aquarium, slowly, right before Chris' last statement...
the aquarium light turns off...

[Chas the mage]

Chas (the vampire) walks down the stairs, and over to the bar. He has bass guitar.
The nobleman is near the table
andarrius is asleep.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Morgan, who feels no further need to reply, starts reading a letter he has received in the mail and groans.

Aw hell. Morgan groans heavily at the letter.

[Chas the mage]

Chas raises an eyebrow...

[Durp]

Chris sees chas, and immediately plays this.

[Bergett]

Ravik sees sarah just sink back into her aquarium
I would join you guys but... *sigh*...