TwoBitWriter's Tubular Tracts of Thought-Talking Random Banter #111

[Kaelaroth]

Ugh, the love in the place is just sickening. Honestly, when will y'all learn? I mean, when will the dancing heart brigade be incinerated.

I want a hug.

[Fredthefighter]

Ugh, the love in the place is just sickening. Honestly, when will y'all learn? I mean, when will the dancing heart brigade be incinerated.

I want a hug.

Come here Kael, I don't mind.
*Hugs*

[Kaelaroth]

Come here Kael, I don't mind.
*Hugs*

Thus proving my point.
*side-steps*
All y'all are just subservient monkeys to the big brother of hippy-dippy pink that rules this sector of life with an Orwellian Iron Fist.

What if I was a murderer, eh? Would you be so willing to dish out affection then?

[Fredthefighter]

Thus proving my point.
*side-steps*
All y'all are just subservient monkeys to the big brother of hippy-dippy pink that rules this sector of life with an Orwellian Iron Fist.

What if I was a murderer, eh? Would you be so willing to dish out affection then?

That would depend on whether you plan on killing me. Everyone deserves a little bit of affection.
You seemed a bit down then and I'm just too much of a nice guy to not try to cheer you up with a hug.

[Cobra_Ikari]

Kaela, it's me. If I didn't hug you, people would think something was wrong.

I'll just handcuff your murderous self before the hugs! Kinky. >.>

[Fredthefighter]

Kaela, it's me. If I didn't hug you, people would think something was wrong.

I'll just handcuff your murderous self before the hugs! Kinky. >.>

Woah, Kael you lucky dog you.

[Kaelaroth]

That would depend on whether you plan on killing me. Everyone deserves a little bit of affection.
You seemed a bit down then and I'm just too much of a nice guy to not try to cheer you up with a hug.

DOWN? Me, I'm up, frankly, and away, but here, really. On my chair, a possible murderer, according t'you, who, frankly, might love to think of killing you, of sliding my salad fork and butter knife through your left ventricle and heart atrium(s), giggling.

Everything's up, m'dear.

Oooh, I sense a trend! I'll mumble, then say something, typically a one liner, a bit later, isolated.

I'm just so good at the social self-commentary, damnalamalation.

And, Cobra, touch me, and die.c We've been through this before, remember. 'Sides, it's your own fault if people thing you're a hug/kiss/something-more maniac, ain't it?

[Dr. Bath]

This concept of 'wuv' disgusts and infuriates me.

I think the stabbing gloves need to come out. (They're gloves made of knives. Now with patented thermo-tech lining to keep your hands free from cold AND blood!)

[Fredthefighter]

This concept of 'wuv' disgusts and infuriates me.

I think the stabbing gloves need to come out. (They're gloves made of knives. Now with patented thermo-tech lining to keep your hands free from cold AND blood!)

*Sighs* I'll get the tranquiliser rifle and the shotgun.

[Kaelaroth]

This concept of 'wuv' disgusts and infuriates me.

I think the stabbing gloves need to come out. (They're gloves made of knives. Now with patented thermo-tech lining to keep your hands free from cold AND blood!)

All that he said in there is truth. Hence why it's quoted. By me.

See what I did there?

[Cobra_Ikari]

...but...blood is warm.

...how did you do that? =O

*runs from Tony-Stark-posessed Bath*

[Fredthefighter]

...but...blood is warm.

...how did you do that? =O

*runs from Tony-Stark-posessed Bath*

I believe it's done with Lego and the skin of a Yak.

[Recaiden]

Thus proving my point.
*side-steps*
All y'all are just subservient monkeys to the big brother of hippy-dippy pink that rules this sector of life with an Orwellian Iron Fist.

What if I was a murderer, eh? Would you be so willing to dish out affection then?

Maybe. That depends on a lot of things. Who was murdered, why, how, etc.

@ Bath: Do you want to be hugged with gloves made of knives, or would you have them?

[Kaelaroth]

Maybe. That depends on a lot of things. Who was murdered, why, how, etc.

Well, I wouldn't kill you, obviously. I'm using your darned adorable flaming mustelid avatar, ain't I? Eh?

[Dr. Bath]

I believe it's done with Lego and the skin of a Yak.

Incorrect! They are made from Mechano and silk.

@Recaiden: I ain't giving my invention to anyone else! They're bonafide and copywrite and trademarked and branded with fire!

...aaugh! my hands are on fire!

[Cobra_Ikari]

*shoves Bath into pool...of gasoline! =O*

The horror, the horror!

Though, if the hands are on fire, it gives away the secret of warmth...

[Fredthefighter]

Incorrect! They are made from Mechano and silk.

@Recaiden: I ain't giving my invention to anyone else! They're bonafide and copywrite and trademarked and branded with fire!

...aaugh! my hands are on fire!

*Tasered
*Maced
*Sworded
*Arrowed
*Stabbitied
*Knifed
*Shanked
*Shivved

[Dr. Bath]

@Cobra: You 'ave deaded me! You dirty rotten swine, you! Aaaaauuugghhhh oowwwwaaaargghhhh *sizzle* ow.

@Fred: Way to mutilate a corpse, mr. I'm-too-nice.

[Cobra_Ikari]

*Tasered
*Maced
*Sworded
*Arrowed
*Stabbitied
*Knifed
*Shanked
*Shivved

By "maced", do you mean clubbed in the face? Or pepper sprayed in the face?

Also, aren't shanking and shivving the same thing? Unless by "shanked", you mean a certain part of you has been removed for consumption...

[Kaelaroth]

A lesser man would exclaim "ZOMG!" at this point, but I, a greater woman, will merely say this: Fredthefighter said shanked. He used a word Zira's children use. The ones you see in Croydon.

*backs off*

Get the windolene.

[Cobra_Ikari]

A lesser man would exclaim "ZOMG!" at this point, but I, a greater woman, will merely say this: Fredthefighter said shanked. He used a word Zira's children use. The ones you see in Croydon.

*backs off*

Get the windolene.

I shall stare at you in a slightly off manner until your discomfort prompts you to reveal the secrets of your magic words!

Also, Bath: in point of fact, I am serpentine, not porcine. But seeing as your eyes are on fire, I'll forgive you this once. ^_^

*moves as to hug before remembering OMGonfireness of Bath*

[Kaelaroth]

*gouges out cobra's eyes with the penis bone of a great blue whale*

Turns out there's another way to cease thine "off staring". I need not explain myself, now.

[Recaiden]

Well, I wouldn't kill you, obviously. I'm using your darned adorable flaming mustelid avatar, ain't I? Eh?

Thanks... You... just keep using that. Oh, and I never asked why it was on fire, and pink.

I think the pepper spray mace would work better, although I hear it reacts badly with tasers.

[Kaelaroth]

Thanks... You... just keep using that. Oh, and I never asked why it was on fire, and pink.

He's a FFRS character. Or is he? Perhaps he's me.

With better kept flames.

[Dr. Bath]

Also, Bath: in point of fact, I am serpentine, not porcine. But seeing as your eyes are on fire, I'll forgive you this once. ^_^

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Does no one know of Bluebottle? Anyone? Really? I'm gonna have to go cry in a corner now.

[Fredthefighter]

First, I meant actually using a club to "Mace" him in the face.
Second, I used Shanked, Shivved and Knifed because I felt like stabbing wasn't enough.
Third, just because I'm nice doesn't mean I don't have a dark side.
Fourth, what is Windolene?
Fifth, for some reason I'm rather hungry right now.
And Sixth, I don't have a 6th thing to say.

[Kaelaroth]

Windolene's a cleaning product. Ashley bathes in it.

[Recaiden]

Does no one know of Bluebottle? Anyone? Really? I'm gonna have to go cry in a corner now.

The operating system, the jellyfish or the character? I don't know of any of them.

[Fredthefighter]

Windolene's a cleaning product. Ashley bathes in it.

Ashley?
Okay, try to use Windolene on me and you will wake up next to the head of a horse.

[Dr. Bath]

Third, just because I'm nice doesn't mean I don't have a dark side.

It does if by 'dark-side' you mean mercilessly beating someone to death and then continuing to attack their body for no real reason.

I would draw a venn diagram for you, but I'm too lazy.