Results 61 to 90 of 121
-
2009-03-05, 01:12 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Maybe. Up to you, of course.
The 400s are already in the original post, edited in. If you'd like I can note-send it to you without the numbering (I transferred this to excel, best move I ever made. SO MUCH EASIER now).
Also, on occasion you get "MISSING" in a field on yours. Might want to look into that?
-
2009-04-30, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Ethnically Stereotyped Poser-Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down), Incredibly awesome
Also, Product-Placement-Laden Stylish Guitar Riff and
QWERTY-Savvy Man-eating Obligatory cute animal sidekick
Greatest encounter table EVERLast edited by the cake; 2009-04-30 at 07:49 PM.
-
2009-05-16, 02:00 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2006
-
2009-05-16, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Aug 2007
- Location
- The Serpent's Throne
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Amusingly Multiclassed Ochre Jell-O
Oh No, It's the Displacer Anthropomorphic Avatar of Broken Bones
Emancipated Gaggle of Bearbug
Boat Wearing Anarchist Buddha
Deep-Fried Immortal Chipendale Dancer
Extremely Para-False Cultural Icon
Ethnically Stereotyped Caffeinated Package of Cookies
Really, Really, REALLY Free-willed Mobile Demiplane of Fire Made of AIDS
Gelatinous Atypical Apostle
Arachnoid Blob-Leviathan
...
I just rolled up at least five epic monsters of incredible stupidity. I love this table. I want it to bear my children.SpoilerMy Characters
According to this test, I am a LN Half-Orc Cleric, Lvl.2.
"And in the layer of the Deep Ones, we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever." - H.P. Lovecraft
-
2009-05-16, 02:46 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- Location
- NYC
- Gender
-
2009-05-16, 03:28 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2009
- Location
- St. Louis
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Ghost-Fearing Motorcycle riding Cyborg--Sounds like a character backstory
Pistolwhipping Flying Crotch Rocket--
Pope-Mobile-Riding Motorcycle riding Hobo--What?
Spray-Painted Hygenic Life Size Chessboard--Sounds like something from real life.
Abstractly Stranded Jellyfish
-
2009-05-16, 03:49 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
This thread actually contains enough awesomeness in it to get me to make an account, just so I can post in it.
The crowning monster: Neverending Spicy Serving of bacon! (stats here)
Runners up: Flame-Spitting Steam-Powered Crab (found here)
Bloated Cannibalistic Thieves
Thunderously Metric Jesus
Serial Killing Flammable Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
Suspicially Humanlike Hyperbolic Jack of All Trades
Interactive Fictional 3D Story About Noisy Berserker
And the classic: Wanna-Be Punk Adventurer!
EDIT: This one has to be added: Wanna-Be Sex-Appeal-Abusing Pizza Delivery Specialist
EDIT 2: And these five: 8-Legged Arthropodic Zombie Head On A Stick (Speech-capable)
Pie-Faced Tormenting Successful Suicide Attempt
Lecherous Condescending Princess
Teenaged Lumpy Sentient set of women's underwear
Buried Alive Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Hole-in-the-ground
This chart is the best.Last edited by Xan_Kriegor; 2009-05-16 at 04:02 PM. Reason: Adding more monsters
-
2009-05-16, 04:00 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
- Location
- Earth... sort of.
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Misgendered Lumpy Train.
Avatar by K penguin. Sash by Damned1rishman.
MOVIE NIGHTS AND LETS PLAYS LIVESTREAMED
-
2009-05-16, 08:30 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
........................... ok, I think we need a campaign setting just as nonsensical as this encounter table to compliment it.
Last edited by Trizap; 2009-05-16 at 08:30 PM.
-
2009-05-17, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Switzerland
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Serial Killing Defenestrating Snowman!
Pregnant Inconstanent Captain Crunch!
Nirvana-Approaching Blob-Rodent!
Masterwork Sado-masochist themed Modern Artist!Resident Vancian Apologist
-
2009-05-17, 01:21 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
exquisitely adorned swamp behemoth
wannabe poly-lawyer
diamond-encrusted omni-tongued cowboy
This is pretty win.
-
2009-05-17, 01:50 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Nov 2008
- Location
- Oneonta Alabama
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
wow One-Eyed Licorice-Wielding Zombie head on a stick
I lurv it.
-
2009-05-18, 05:18 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Let's try this again...
Subatomic Anarchist Yardsale (Cursed Potions of Healing 50% Off!)
Hive of Keelhauled Flying Saucer(s)
Spray-Painted Untithed Tornado
8-Legged Snarky Hooker Boots
Introspective Taffy Mime
This is still the greatest random encounter chart ever.
-
2009-06-15, 09:23 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
I got "<Amalgamation of <Goons> and <Tax Collector>>-Man!" for my C3 (brackets included for clarify by my rolling program)
Um... I didn't realize how old the thread was - is it a problem to post in a thread a month old?Last edited by Random832; 2009-06-15 at 09:25 AM.
-
2009-06-15, 01:03 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Location
- Oregon, USA
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Haven't posted here in ages, but this is fantastic!
"Holiday-themed puddle of Nazis"
"Product-Placement-Laden High-culture Elder Evil" (HPL just rolled over in his grave!)
"Carnivorous Halitosis-suffering Punks"
"Sin-Ridden Hidden-Weapon-Wielding Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)"
"Hyperventilating cannibalistic assassin" I feel a movie in the works!
It just goes on and on! Thanks!
EDIT: "Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For Inflatable Mary Sue" ... I don't think I *want* to know. :)Last edited by The Shadow; 2009-06-15 at 01:08 PM.
"All right, I am not the Shadow. You have nothing at all to worry about. Except oh, wait, I'm pointing a gun at you."
--The Shadow
-
2009-06-20, 06:36 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
I sure hope not, because my brainchild is amazing and needs more love.
That's right. Off, peons, and continue to bring me the wonderful filthy lucre of my table! Bwahaha!
In other news, I get the feeling that I've distanced myself enough from it to start working on V5.0 Woo.
-
2009-06-20, 10:39 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
- Location
- England
- Gender
Spoiler
Avatar, with thanks to the wondrous Ink. Steampunk avatar by the talented KingGolem. xkcd avatar by the fantabulous happyturtle
Current Characters:
Aldon Moorcastle (Adventurer Education)
Edwick the Magnificent (Heroes & Villains)
My Homebrew: Surikats (Race)
-
2009-06-20, 04:23 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
-
2009-06-26, 08:23 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
-
2009-06-26, 08:50 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2006
- Location
- Nova Scotia, Canada
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Hahaha, these sound like encounters from Earthbound. I love it.
Last edited by The White Knight; 2009-06-26 at 08:51 AM.
-
2009-06-26, 09:40 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
People seem hesitant, so let me spark some:
Sanctified Chainsaw-headed Marionette
Pseudopod-Wielding Ghost-Table
Fountain Of Veliciraptor Riding Baba Yagas
Kaiju'd Cave Spider Hobo
Grumpy Sumo Wrestling Nazis
Unusually Acrobatic Mechanical Toilet
Heavy Metal Skeletal Train
Quasi- Progressive Rock (or maybe a bush?)
Highly Respected Lumberjacking Crimesmith
Unusually Short Reptilian Hobo That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
Apologetically Omnitongued Angler fish
Asgardian Poisonous Mastadon
Christlike Husk of a Former Cultural Icon
Spawning Pit Of Stegosauratic Monk
Lost Chocolate-flavoured Meat Fairy
Irradiated Dire Mr. T
Claymation Mechanical Horse Archer
Seriously. This chart allows you to randomly generate a homeless kobold who is on fire. Or a Dire Mr. T. You love me and we both know it.
If any one else has NBOS Inspiration Pad, I can post the code I use for the generator. Also I think Sweetreign will probably update her automatic one once she gets wind of this, and when she does I'll first-post-link it.
-
2009-06-27, 03:29 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
My script generates bbcode now.
- Dastardly Para-Ogopogo
- Enraged Culturally Ignorant Carnies
- Naturally Agorophobic Valkyrie
- Iron-Shod Soup, Cream of Stick figure
- Lecherous Underleveled Subnova
- Elderly Horribly disfigured Incarnation of Pure Skankitude
- Polite Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Rock1
- Rather Unimpressive Samurai Zorro!
- A plethora of Lumpy Club
- Uncephalized Love Adventurer
- QWERTY-Savvy Samurai Overlord
- Cubist Plaid Trogdor!
- Saintly Worker Co-ed
- Hallucinatory Shiny, Happy Tower Of Fey disgorging Elf
- Abusive Asbestos-Armoured Tsaritsa
- Dead Incompetent Dictator
- Particularly Visible Lascivious Artist
- Randomly Teleporting Gauze-wrapped Rust-bucket
- Creepishly Human-Like Optional Lush
- Esoteric Bearded Topless Chick2
- or maybe a bush?
- literally, a young chicken from the waist down
-
2009-06-27, 03:58 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
I would like to propose adding Pun-Pun to C3 for the next version
-
2009-06-30, 10:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jan 2007
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
I would love to write a small program for this, if I had permission...
Stampeding Future Victim of Spontaneous Combustion
The Square Root of Crying Legendary Dreadnaught
Fanfic-Defiled Tired Old Lizardman
Hehe, I love itEpic avatar by Djinn
-
2009-07-01, 12:53 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2008
- Location
- Just around the riverbend
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Crustaceanic Optional Event Horizon
Tentacled Local Emo Kid (Wow. Who would've thought?)
Experimental Catatonic Sentient Ooze (Yup)
AFK Atypical Art Major (All A's)
Niche-Filling Industrial Constellation
Some were cool...some I didn't get. Looks like I'll do it again.
Pie-Defacing Chocolate Subnova
I made the next ones up by pick-and-choose:
Anime-Styled Sexy Rebel Adventuring Party
Sexily Flirtful Motorcycle Riding Nurse That Is Currently ON FIRE!!
Entirely Faked Vegetarian Castle Made Out Of Pacifists
Saintly Paladin-Eating Celestial Feminist
Female Arch-Obligatory Romantic Female Lead
Wielding A Bow That Shoots Supervillains, It's A Disconcertingly feminine SOUL (yours, specifically)
Viola-Playing Blood-drinking Soccer Mom!
And back to random:
Hallowed 4 kilometer tall Pizza Delivery Specialist
Water-Walking Spawn Of The Zombie Head On A Stick (Speech-capable)
Creepishly Human-Like Reinforced MusiciansI'm gone for a couple of years!
I'm off doing service in developing countries in South America
(Very little chance of internet access) - I'll try to come back afterwards
-
2009-07-04, 06:40 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Feb 2006
- Location
- Das Kapital
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
From the old, out of date Monster Generator, I bring you...
Vacillating Flammable Paste-EaterSize/Type: Small Fey (Fire, Swarm)
Hit Dice: 5d6+35 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: ??
Armor Class: 126, touch 14, flat-footed 125 (+1 size, +2 deflection, +1 dex, +112 natural)
Base Attack/Grapple: +2/-2
Attack: ?? +3 str-based / ?? +4 dex-based (3d8)
Full Attack: +3
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: ??
Special Qualities: ??
Saves: Fort +8, Ref +5, Will +5
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 13, Con 24, Int 16, Wis 13, Cha 12
Skills: 72 skill points with a max rank of 8 (or 9 maxed skills)
Feats: 2 feats
Enviroment: ??
Organization: ??
Challange Rating: ??
Treasure: ??
Alignment: ??
Advancement: ?? Favored Class: ??
Level Adjustment: —
Type Info
Fey
A fey is a creature with supernatural abilities and connections to nature or to some other force or place. Fey are usually human-shaped.
Traits
A fey possesses the following traits (unless otherwise noted in a creature’s entry).
* Low-light vision.
* Proficient with all simple weapons and any weapons mentioned in its entry.
* Proficient with whatever type of armor (light, medium, or heavy) that it is described as wearing, as well as all lighter types. Fey not indicated as wearing armor are not proficient with armor. Fey are proficient with shields if they are proficient with any form of armor.
* Fey eat, sleep, and breathe.
Subtype Info
Fire
A creature with the fire subtype has immunity to fire. It has vulnerability to cold, which means it takes half again as much (+50%) damage as normal from cold, regardless of whether a saving throw is allowed, or if the save is a success or failure.
Swarm
A swarm is a collection of Fine, Diminutive, or Tiny creatures that acts as a single creature. A swarm has the characteristics of its type, except as noted here. A swarm has a single pool of Hit Dice and hit points, a single initiative modifier, a single speed, and a single Armor Class. A swarm makes saving throws as a single creature. A single swarm occupies a square (if it is made up of nonflying creatures) or a cube (of flying creatures) 10 feet on a side, but its reach is 0 feet, like its component creatures. In order to attack, it moves into an opponent’s space, which provokes an attack of opportunity. It can occupy the same space as a creature of any size, since it crawls all over its prey. A swarm can move through squares occupied by enemies and vice versa without impediment, although the swarm provokes an attack of opportunity if it does so. A swarm can move through cracks or holes large enough for its component creatures.
A swarm of Tiny creatures consists of 300 nonflying creatures or 1,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Diminutive creatures consists of 1,500 nonflying creatures or 5,000 flying creatures. A swarm of Fine creatures consists of 10,000 creatures, whether they are flying or not. Swarms of nonflying creatures include many more creatures than could normally fit in a 10-foot square based on their normal space, because creatures in a swarm are packed tightly together and generally crawl over each other and their prey when moving or attacking. Larger swarms are represented by multiples of single swarms. The area occupied by a large swarm is completely shapeable, though the swarm usually remains in contiguous squares.
Traits
A swarm has no clear front or back and no discernable anatomy, so it is not subject to critical hits or flanking. A swarm made up of Tiny creatures takes half damage from slashing and piercing weapons. A swarm composed of Fine or Diminutive creatures is immune to all weapon damage. Reducing a swarm to 0 hit points or lower causes it to break up, though damage taken until that point does not degrade its ability to attack or resist attack. Swarms are never staggered or reduced to a dying state by damage. Also, they cannot be tripped, grappled, or bull rushed, and they cannot grapple an opponent.
A swarm is immune to any spell or effect that targets a specific number of creatures (including single-target spells such as disintegrate), with the exception of mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects) if the swarm has an Intelligence score and a hive mind. A swarm takes half again as much damage (+50%) from spells or effects that affect an area, such as splash weapons and many evocation spells.
Swarms made up of Diminutive or Fine creatures are susceptible to high winds such as that created by a gust of wind spell. For purposes of determining the effects of wind on a swarm, treat the swarm as a creature of the same size as its constituent creatures. A swarm rendered unconscious by means of nonlethal damage becomes disorganized and dispersed, and does not reform until its hit points exceed its nonlethal damage.
Swarm Attack
Creatures with the swarm subtype don’t make standard melee attacks. Instead, they deal automatic damage to any creature whose space they occupy at the end of their move, with no attack roll needed. Swarm attacks are not subject to a miss chance for concealment or cover. A swarm’s statistics block has “swarm” in the Attack and Full Attack entries, with no attack bonus given. The amount of damage a swarm deals is based on its Hit Dice, as shown in the table.
A swarm’s attacks are nonmagical, unless the swarm’s description states otherwise. Damage reduction sufficient to reduce a swarm attack’s damage to 0, being incorporeal, and other special abilities usually give a creature immunity (or at least resistance) to damage from a swarm. Some swarms also have acid, poison, blood drain, or other special attacks in addition to normal damage.
Swarms do not threaten creatures in their square, and do not make attacks of opportunity with their swarm attack. However, they distract foes whose squares they occupy, as described below.
Swarm HD Swarm Base Damage
1-5 1d6
6-10 2d6
11-15 3d6
16-20 4d6
21 or more 5d6
Distraction (Ex)
Any living creature vulnerable to a swarm’s damage that begins its turn with a swarm in its square is nauseated for 1 round; a Fortitude save (DC 10 + ½ swarm’s HD + swarm’s Con modifier; the exact DC is given in a swarm’s description) negates the effect. Spellcasting or concentrating on spells within the area of a swarm requires a Concentration check (DC 20 + spell level). Using skills that involve patience and concentration requires a DC 20 Concentration check.
-
2009-07-04, 07:24 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
A high-five deploying director of meatloaf.
Intriguing...You read it, you can't un-read it...
-
2009-07-09, 03:31 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Sep 2007
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
v6.0!
The standard "another 100 have been added to each category" but in addition to that I standardized (or tried to) the use of capitalization. Nothing was QUITE as irksome as seeing randomly Capitalized words, so You know, I figured That maybe I should fix that.
I've been using a program called Inspiration Pad Pro 2 to automate the actual rolling process for myself for the past couple iterations, so I finally thought to let you guys in on that action. (It's free)
Step 1:
Get http://www.nbos.com/products/ipad/ipad.htm
Step 2:
Make a new .txt
Step 3:
Copy paste the following into it:
Spoiler
Code:Table: Random Product 90: [@C1] [@C2] [@C3] 4: [@C1] [@C3] 4: [@C2] [@C3] 1: [@C1] [@C1] [@C3] 1: [@C2] [@C2] [@C3] Table: C1 [@C1] [@C1] [@C2] [@C2] [@C3] Encrusted With [@C3] Wielding [@C3]-Tossing 8-Legged 80's style A Fight Between A [@C3] And A A Particularly Ugly A Plethora of Aberrational Abjurative Absolutely Talentless Abstract(ly) Abusive Accident-Prone Acid Blooded Acid-Breathing Acidic Advertised Aerial AFK Aggressive(ly) Agorophobic Airy Alchemical(ly) All-Consuming All-Natural All-Tasting Ambulatory Ammonia-Splattered Amusing(ly) Anecdotal(ly) Angry Angsty Anime-Styled Antialiased Antiarctic Anticlimatic Antisocial Antlered Aphrodesiacal(ly) Apocalyptic Apologetic(ally) Aquarial Arachnoid Arbitrar(il)y Arctic Artificially Inflated Ascending Asgardian Asphyxiating Athsmatic Atlatl wielding Atmospheric Atomic Axe-Breathing Baby-Eating Bad Baptized Basement-Dwelling Battle-Hardened Bed-Ridden Behold... The Benevolent Big-Boned Bilateral Bird-Brained Black Black-Hearted Black-Toothed Bleeding Bling-coated Bloated Bloodied Bloodletting Boat-Wearing Boisterous Bootlegged Copy Of A Born Again Boston-Cream-Filled Braindead Buried Burned Burning Campaign-Hating Candy Card-Tossing Carnal Carnivorous Cavernous Ceramic Chalky Charnel Cheap Child-Filled Childless Christlike Chronically Punctual Church-Dwelling Circle Of Clan of Classical Classically Trained Claymation Clean-Shaven Cleavage-Enhanced Coiled Colossal Complete Composed of Bread and Wine, It's A Concussive Confused Constantly Commode-Requiring Convoluted Corrupt Corset-Clad Cowardly Creepishly Human-Like Creepy Crimefighting Crossdressing Crusading Crustaceanic Cryptic Cryptidesque Cubist Cuddly Curruscating Custom-Made Cute Dakka-Needing Dark Dashing Dastardly Dead Deep-Fried Delicious Despicable Destiny-Driven Diamond-Encrusted Diaphanous Difficult Diminutive Disemboweled Disgorged Disobedient Disruptive(ly) Divinely Armoured Divinely Malevolent Door-Slamming Draconic Drugged Druid-Angering Dungeon-Raiding Dwarf-Throwing Dying Dynamic Ecstatic Elder(ly) Electrified Elf-Drowning Elvis-Impersonating Emancipated Emotionally-Unstable Encephalized Endangered Enraged Entirely Faked Epileptic Erotically Inclined Esoteric Eternal(ly) Ethereal(ly) Ethical Ethnically Stereotyped Everflumphing Eviscerating Evocative Exhausted Existentialist Exotic Experienced Experimental Expiring Explosive Exquisitely Adorned Extreme(ly) False(ly) Fanfiction-Defiled Farming Female Filching Fine-Sized First-Born Flame-Spitting Flash-Frozen Flesh Of The Fleshy Fletched Flirty Floating Force-Sensitive Fossilized Fountain Of Four-Wheel-Drive-Capable Fractal Frictionless Frisking Frog Vomiting From The Most Distant Lands Imagineable, It's A Frozen Fumigated Furry Hunting Fuzzy Gadget-Laden Gargantuan Garlic Scented Gelatinous Generic Ghost-Fearing Giftshop-Running Glaive-Glaive-Guisarme-Glaive Wielding Glass-Crushing Good-Natured Googled Gothic Grateful Gravy Coated Grudge-Harbouring Grumpy Grunge-Harbouring Guest-Starring Guitar-Wielding Gumball Blasting Habit-Wearing Halitosaic Hallowed Hallucinatory Hardcoded Headbanging Headless Heavily Armed Heavy Metal Hedonistic Helicopter-Riding Hexed Hidden High-In-Vitamins Highfive-Deploying Highly Respected Hindu Hive Of Hoard-Wearing Hole-Dwelling Holiday-Themed Hollow Holographic Horde-Wearing Host-Dependent Hotrodding Huge Humanoid Humming Hyperventilating Hypocritical Illegal(ly) Imaginary Imperial Imported Impressionist Imprisoned Incessantly Whining Incoherent Inebriated Inside Out Instinctive(ly) Instrospective Interactive Fictional 3D Story About Internally-LED-Lit Intrinsically Investigative Iron-Shod Ironic Irradiated It's Anything But A Kaiju'd Kama Sutric Kamikaze Ketchup Covered Kitten-Harvesting Lacquered Land Of The Lantern-Headed Large Larva-Infested Laser-Guided Lasso'd Laughing Lawn-Mowing Lecherous Legendary Levitating Unsettlingly Lightcycle-Riding Lithe, Sensual Litigated Load-Bearing Locomotive LOOK IT'S A Lost Lovecraftian Magic Magical(ly) Male Malevolent Maniacal(ly) Many-Angled Marching Marginalized Marker-Sniffing Masterwork Masticating Mediocre(ly) Medusaic Melf's Menacing Misgendered Mistranslated Mitten-Clad Morally Defecit Morbidly Obese Moshing Mouth-Breathing Multi-Shadowed Multidimensional Mummified Napping Narcoleptic National Geographic's Book Of Natural(ly) Neon-Lit Neverending Niche-Filling Nine-Armed Nirvana-Approaching Non-Canon Notostigmomorphic Nudist Nutmeg-Seasoned Oblique Oblivious(ly) Obsessive-Compulsive Offensive Oh No, It's The Old Southern Ominous Omnipotent One SASSY One-Eyed Onomatopeidic Orthogonic Ostracized Otiluke's Irresistable Over The Top Overcompensating Overnight-Mailed Paladin-Eating Paladin-Spitting Pan-Dimensional Pantalooned Pants-Wearing Paradigm-Shifting Parliament Of Parrot-Wearing Particularly Visible Pathetical(ly) Patriotic Peon-Crushing Percussionist Perennial Perpetual Perplexing(ly) Pie-Defacing Pie-Faced Piney Pistolwhipping Plague-Ridden Please Wait, Updating The Drivers For Poetic Pointy-Haired Polite Polygonal Polymorphed Polyps Of A Poorly Drawn Poorly Proportioned Poorly-Assembled Pope-Mobile-Riding Porous Pot-Bellied Potato-Constructed Power-Armoured Powerthirst-Bearing Praise-Giving Praise-Worthy Precarious(ly) Pregnant Presumably (a) Previously Decapitated Priestly Primordial Product-Placement-Laden Profane(ly) Profanely Benevolent Profanity-Spewing Promiscuous Pseudopod-Wielding Psionic Psychopathic Psychotic Pulsing Pun Involving A Quadrupally Amputated Quasi- Quite-Likeable-For-A-Random-Encounter QWERTY-Savvy Rain Of Raisin-Encrusted Rampaging Rancid Rancorous Randomly Teleporting Rare Rastafarian Rather Unimpressive Raving Really, Really, REALLY Redheaded Regally Adorned Reincarnated Renaissance Renally Troubled Resizing Reverse Rickrolling Ridiculous(ly) Rigorous(ly) Rotting Ruined Russian Sacred(ly) Sacrificed Saint(ly) Sanctified Scared Schrodinger's Scientific Seizuretastic Self-Absorbed Self-Contained Self-Evolved Self-Referential Self-Replicating Serial Killing Seven Sewer-Dwelling Sex-Appeal-Abusing Sex(il)y Shiny, Happy Shovel-Proficient Simplistical(ly) Sin-Ridden Six-Man Team Of Skulleted Slandered Small Small-Moon Sized Snoring Snuggly Soap-Opera-Style Societicidal Sorcerous Spawning Pit Of Spectral Spherical Spindly Spine-Breaking Spirited Spiteful Spray-Painted Squeaky Squealing Squirming Squirrel-Summoning Stained Glass Stampeding Starry-Eyed Suave Subatomic Subepic Submarine-Riding Successful Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Survivor of a Suspicially Humanlike Swarm-Of-Tiny-Men Controlling A Swashbuckling Symbolic Synchronized Pair Of Syrupy Tasha's Hideous Tattooed Tauric Tea-Sipping Teenaged Tentacled Terrestrial The Dimension Of The Mother Of All The Square Root Of Theatrical Therapeutic Thieving Thorny Three-Headed Three-legged Throttled Thunderous(ly) Tick-Infested Tin-Plated Tiny Titanic Titillating Tittering Tofu-Flavoured Toilet-Feeding Topiary Totalitarian Totally Buff Towel-Having Toxic Trackable Transmutative Transparent Traveling Trendy Trivial(ly) Truncated Turquoise Twitchy Uncephalized Undead Underwater Undiluted Unexpected Unfeeling Unfinished Unfortunate(ly) Unfurnished Ungulating Unhallowed Unidentifiable Uninteresting(ly) Unmoveable Unspeakably (/e) Unstoppable Unsubtle Unusually Acrobatic Unusually Short Unworthy Ursine User-Friendly Vacationing Vacillating Vainglorious Verbose Vicarious(ly) Victorious Viola-Playing Viral Viscuous Vivacious Vocally Protesting Voyeuristic Waffle-like Wand-Wielding Wanna-Be Water-Walking Wealthy Wee L'il Well-Organized Squad Of Well-Prepared Well-Read Well-Sculpted Wheeling and Dealing Whiny Wielding A Bow That Shoots [@C3], It's A Wood-Growing Worldly Zealous EndTable: Table: C2 [@C1] [@C1] [@C2] [@C2] [@C3] Grafted To The Back Of A [@C3] That Isn't At All Like A [@C3]-Addicted [@C3]-disgorging [@C3]-Eating [@C3]-Mounted {1d12} {40d40} 1930's Gangster Style 1990's Comic Book Edgy 4 Kilometer Tall Abiotic Abusive Acrobatic Agorophobic Air-Headed Alcoholic Alive Alkaline All-Terrain- Aloe-Vera Aluminium Amorphous Amourous Amphibious Amplified Analogous Anarchist Androgynous Anenome-Coated Anti- Anti-gravity Arachnophobic Arcanic Arch- Archaic Archer- Armed Arthropodic Artificial Asbestos-Armoured ASCII-Rendered Ash-breathing Atypical Awakened Axiomatic Aztecan Baby Bacon-Serving Balding Bane Of Banshee-Howling Barbecued Bat- Bazooka-Wielding Bearded Beastly Bee-Covered Beer- Bikini-Clad Blackmailing Bladed Blasphemous Blind Blob- Blood-Drinking Bone Boneless Boogie- Brain Brain-Eating Breakdancing Bubble-Wrapped Bubbly Cadaverous Caffeinated Calcified Calculating Cancer- Cannibalistic Capitalistic Captain Carcinogenic Catatonic Cave Spider CD-Throwing Celebratory Celestial Cesium Chainsaw-Headed Chainsaw-Surfing Charismatic Cheddar Cheese- Cheeseless Cheesy-Pick-Up-Line-Using Chemically Assisted Chicken Infested Childlike Chlorine Chocolate Chocolate-Coated Chocolate-Flavoured Chromatic Classic Clean Clockwork Cloned Cloud- Cobweb-Covered Commercial Condescending Construct-Wearing Cool-Hat-Clad Corporate Creeping Crimesolving Crocodile-Wrestling Crusty Crying Crystalline Culinary Culturally Ignorant Cursed Cutie- Cyber Daft Dairy Dante's Dead-Small-Child Possessed Death- Deceased Deep-sea diving Defenestrating Dehydrated Demonic Desert-Based Dessert-Based Devil- Diabetic Dire Director Of Disconcertingly Feminine Displacer Disproportionately Strong Doctor Domestic Double-Parked Dragon-Riding Dramatic Dread- DRM-Free DRM-Infested Dubiously Pretentious Earth-themed Educational Effeminate Elder Elite Elitist Embarrassingly Weak Enchanted Engineered Entirely Regular (bowels-wise) Entirely Regular (no unusual characteristics) Entropic Escaped Ex- Exception That Proves The Exotic-Weapon-Wielding Explosively Decompressing Eye-Plucking Fairy Fallen Fast-Food Father Of All Faux-Punk Feathered Feebleminded Festering Filth First Edition Fishnetted Flaming Flammable Flatulent Flying Flying Carpet riding Ford-Truck-Driving Foreboding Fornicating Pair Of Fortified Fortuitous Fortunate Fourth Edition Free-willed Motile Demiplane of Freezing Fungal-Based Funky Funny-Looking Future Gaggle of Gardening Garishly Coloured Gauze-Wrapped Ghastly Ghost Of A(n) Ghost- Giant Giga- Giggling Glitter Glowing Gluttonous Gnoll-Riding Goat-Cheese-Hoarding Golem Composed of Tiny Little Gooey Gore-Splattered Greater Gulper Gummy Gun-Fu Gunpowder- Guy With The Breath Of A Half-man, Half- Halfling Halitosis-suffering Hallucinating Handlebar-Moustached Hard-core Harmonically Pinched Heir To The Throne Of Helium Hello Kitty Heroic Hidden-Weapon-Wielding Hideous High High-Culture Hilarious Hill Hippity-Hop Hob- Hollendaise-Soaked Honey-Covered Horribly Disfigured Hotshot Hover- Howler Hungry, Hungry Husk of a Former Hydrated Hygienic Hyper Hyper-Intelligent (relatively or otherwise) Hyperbolic i- Icarian Ice- Illusory Immolated Immortal Impotent Inadequate Feeling Inbred Incompetent Inconstanent Incorporeal Incredibly Masculine Industrial Inexplicably Medium Sized Inflatable Insane Internet Intimidating Intricately Wired Iron Jazz- Jet-Propelled Jewel-Encrusted Juvenile Keelhauled Knights of the Round Knowledge of Knuckle- Kung Fu Lady- Laid Back Lap-top Carrying Larcenous Lascivious Latin-Derived Latrine Law-Abiding Lead Lego Lesbian Lesser Liberal Liberal-Arts-Degree-Holding Licensed Licorice-Wielding Live Action Living Wall of Local Loquacious Love Low-Sodium Lumberjacking Luminescent Lumpy Lycanthropic Lying Lyre Of Mafia Comprised Of Magic-proof Magical Magma-Powered Maintenence Mammoth-Riding Man Of Man-Eating Man's Many-Eyed Marketecturizing Martian Mashed Masked Maze-Dwelling Meaty Mechanical Melting Member of the Society for the Preservation Of Mercury Metaironic Metallic Metameric Metric Militant Miniature Monastic Order Of The Monochromatic Monotonous Monstrous Motion Motorcycle Riding Mountain Of Mucous Multi-Dimensional Multiclassed Mutated Mythological Naive Nano- Narcissistic Necro- Necromantic Needy Neo-Dwarven Night Ninja Noble Noisy Nutritious Obelisk of Obviously Homosexual Octogenarian Octogonal Omnitongued One-Handed Oozing Opera Opiates-Addicted Optional Organic Origami Orky Overly Oversized Oversized-Weapon-Wielding Paint-Sniffing Pajama-Clad Paper Para- Parked Parody of a Particularly Hairy Pervert Pink Pirate Pit- Pixelated Pixie- Plaid Plastic Pocket- Pod- Poetry-Writing Pogo-Stick Riding Poisonous Polar Pollution-Ingesting Poly- Polystyrene Ponderous Poorly Written Pop-Culture Porcelain Poser- Possessed Power Word: Prank Prince Prismatic Pro- Professional Progressive Prophecized Propogandist Prostitute Riding Psoriasis-Ray Wielding Psychic Psychotherapeutic Puddle of Punk Pure Purple Pyrokinetic Quarter-Inch Tall Queen Questionably Platonic Radical Rainbow-Themed Rebel Rebellious Redeemed Redneck Refracted Regenerating Regretful Reinforced Reptilian Residential Retardent Revolutionary Rhinocerous- Rhyming Rhythm Riderless Riding- Roaming Band Of Rock-And-Roll Rocket-Propelled Rodeo Rogue Runed Saber-Toothed Sado-Masochist Themed Saint Samurai Sand Satirical Screaming Sea- Secret Seductive Senatorial Septic Sexually Frustrated Sexy Shambhalaing Shambling Shatner-esque Shell of a Sherrif Shish-Ka- Shotgun Skeletal Sluggish Smash-Hit-Single Recording Smoked Smoking Snakes On A Snarky Snowball-Spitting Snowman- Soapy Soda Soothsaying Sorcellous Soup, Cream of Space Spaghetti-Covered Spat-Spouting Spawn Of The Spellstitched Spicy Spiked Spin-Doctored Spinning Spirit- Splintered Squealing Steam-Powered Steamy Stegosauratic Stereotyped Sterilized Stomping Storm Stranded Straw-Stuffed Street Stylish Styrofoam Sumo Wrestling Super-Effective Super-Powered Supplanted Swamp Swarm of Sword-Swallowing Swordproof Taffy Tagged Tangibly Emo Tank-Driving Taser-Tagged Tasselated Technical Techno- Thai Cuisine-Themed Thuggish Tightly Wound Timbit-Tossing Timeless Tired Old Toffee Tongue-Twisting Tooth-Collecting Tormenting Tower Of Traditional Traditional Chinese Traditional Dwarven Traditional Norse Tree-Sap Trenchcoat-Clad Tri-Polar Tricera- Trippy Tusked Two-Dimensional Tyrannical Ultra Uncoordinated Underbite-Suffering Underleveled Underperforming Undersized Unoriginal Unpaid Unrealistically Fragile Untithed Unusually Dextrous Unusually Tough Ur- Urinal Utilitarian Utopiatic Vampiric Vegetarian Veliciraptor Riding Verminous Voodoo Voracious Vorpal War Warforged Warmongering Warrior Wart-wielding Waxy Well-Intentioned Well-Padded Well-Polished Were- Western-Styled Wheelie-Popping Whispering Whistling Wig-Wearing Wooly Worker Wounded Youthful Zombified EndTable: Table: C3 -burg -opolis [@C1] [@C2] [@C3] [@C3] Butcherer [@C3] Fest [@C3] Made Of Tiny Little [@C3]s! [@C3] Of The Deep [@C3] Of the GODS! [@C3] That Is Currently ON FIRE!! [@C3]-Demon [@C3]-Man! [@C3]-o-Matic [@C3]-osaurus [@C3]Monster [@C3]smith [@C3]swarm Abuse Victim Accountant Actor Admiral Adventurer Adventuring Party Agent Akupara Alchemist Amalgamation of [@C3] and [@C3] Anenome of the State Angler fish Anglosaxon Angry Poptarts Animated Pocket Knife Animated Teddy Bear Anime Fan Anime-Spawn Anklyosaurus Ant Colony Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.) Anthropomorphic Leech Anticlimax Antidisestablishmentarianist Antihero Apostle Aquanaut Arctopus Armadillo Art Major Artist Assassin Astronaut Aunts Autolaundromaton Automaton Autopsy In Progress Axolotl Baba Yaga Babes Babysitter Bacteria Badger Baker Ballerina Barbecue Barracuda Batman Battleship Bear Bearbug Beast Beatles, The Beaver Bee Hive Beguiler Behemoth Beholden Berserker Biochemist Biologist Bishop Blue Screen of Death Book of Nine Recipes Bourgesie Buddha Bug Of Some Sort (it's creepy and hard to tell) Bugbear Business Men Butler Butt Acne Cactus Cadaver Cakes Cancer Patient Cannoneer Captain Crunch Car Winch Cardinal Carebears Carnies Carnivorous Plant Carp Castle Made Out Of [@C3]s Cavalier Cavalry Cave Men Centaur Cephalopod Chainsaw Chauffeur Chav Cheerleader Chef Chess Piece Chevalier Chicken Child Chimera Chimney Sweep Chippendale Dancer Chosen One (third choice) Chupacabra Cicada Circus Clown Club Co-ed Comedian Communists Conspiracy Theorist Constellation Construct-Sidekick Cookies (Package Of) Cowboy Crab Cradlerobber Crazy Cat Lady Creepy Old Man Crimesmith Crocodile Crossdresser Crotch Rocket Crows Crusader Crustacean Cuisinart Cultist Cultural Icon Cyborg Dadaist Dave Deaf Knight Deathsquad Demon Dental Hygienist Deposed Communist Dictator Dictator Dinosaur Doctor Dodecapede Dog Donkey Doublehawk Douchewagon Dove Dragon Draugr Drone Drowning Chamber Duck Dwarf Earthworm Eel Elder Evil Elemental Elephant Elf Elk Emo Kid Emu Enemy of the State Engineer Euphoria Evangelist Event Horizon Eviscerater Ex-Familiar Executioner Executive Experiment Father-Figure Feminist Fey Fiend Fighter Fire made of AIDS Fisherman Fleetmind Flying Machine Flying Saucer Flying Tank Folk Formorian Freshly Baked Pie Frog Furry G/Mary Sue Gadgeteer Gardener Gazebo Gelatinous Cube Gelatinous Pyramid Gemcutter Ghost Ghoul-Friend Giant Giant Space Hamster Gingerbread Man Gnome Gnorc Goblin God / Goddess Goldfish (in a fish bowl) Golem Goons Graffiti Artist Graverobber Gremlins Grig Grue Guitar Riff Guitar-Instructor Gun Nut Guttersnipe Hallucination Hammerer Handful of Coins Hangman Harlequin Harlot Heart Burn Hillbillies Hippopotamus Hippy Communion Hipster Historical Monument Hobo Hole-in-the-ground Hooker Boots Hoopsnake Horse Horse Archer Hot librarian House-Stomping T-Rex Hugbot (or Lovebot if ECLs > 10!) Humanoid Hummingbird Hunchback Hydra Ice berg Illithid Illusionist Imp Incarnation of Pure Skankitude Inevitable Inferno Inquisiter Intern Internal Combustion Engine Internet Meme Investment Banker Irate Customer Jabberwocky Jack of All Trades Jellyfish Jester Jesus Joggers JRPG Protagonist Judge Kangaroo Kick-Boxer Killer Bees Kitchen Sink Kitten Kiwi Bird Knight Knobgoblin Kobold Kraken Land-Squid Lantern Archon Laptop computer Lawyer Legendary Dreadnaught Legion Lemmings (in full stampede) Leprachaun Leviathan Lick-Boxer Life-sized Chessboard (complete with pieces) Lion Living Cave Drawing Living Spell Lizardman Locksmith Loot Lovers Caught In The Act Lumberjack Lurch Lush Machine Mad Scientist Mafia member Magic Mouth Magic Mouth-Puncher Magical Beast With More X's In Its Name Than Vowels Mailman Man Marionette Marketers Martial Artist Mass of hair Masseuse Mastadon Meat Fairy Meatloaf Mech Mechanic Mechanotherapist Medusa Messiah Methhead Mexican Style Bandito Mime Mining Constructs Misplaced Apostrophe Missingno Mistress Mobile Phone (Animated Object) Modern Artist Modron Molotov Cocktail Monk Monkey Monolith Monorail Monster From Another Campaign Setting Moose Motortricycle Mount Mouse Mr. T Mug of Lager Munchkin Murder Victim Musicians Mustang Mustard Package Nautilus Nazis Nerd Newt Noosesmith Nuclear Dumplings Nun Nurse Obligatory Cute Animal Sidekick Obligatory Romantic Female Lead Ocelot Ochre Jell-O. Ogopogo Ogre Oompa Loompas Orca Orphan Ostrich Outsider Overlord Pacifist Pagan Paragon Mosquito Party Dude/tte Paste-Eater Patrick Stewart Peasant Named "Rolfor Inishi Tiv." Peldagryph Penguin Personel Petunias (potted) Philosopher Philosophical Concept Anthropomorphicized Phoenix Picketers Pile of Ooze Ping Pong Balls Pink Floyd Reunion Tour Piranha Pizza Delivery Specialist Platyhelminthes Platypus Plot Device Plot Twist Plumber Pod People Poker Game Using A 'Deck of Many Things', Already In Progress. Poopsmith Pop-Out book Pope Porn Star Portal (to another dimension) (the second, specifically) Potash-Maker Potion of [@C3] Priest Princess Procrastinator Professor Psychonaut Pudding Punks Puppy Purple Worm Quetzacoatl Rabbi Racial Supremicist Railroad Rapper Raven Raver Rebelling Proletariat Rebellion Record Collection Redcap Refridgerator Remorhaz Renaissance Artist Rhamphorhynchus Rhinoceras Ring-Wraith Roach Roady Robot Rock (or maybe a bush?) Rodent (or Rodent-Like Mammal) Rogue Roper Rotunda Rust Monster Rust-bucket Sackboy Sahuagin-And-Tonic Salamander Salesman Sammiches Samuel L. Jackson Sasquatch Satyr That Plays A Different Kind Of 'Pipe' Savescummer Scabs Scalykind (because of a skin condition) Scarab Beetle Scarecrow Scene Kid School Teacher Scientologist Scout Script Kiddy Scum Sell-Outs Sensei Sentient Cloud of Gas Sentient Ooze Sentient Set of Women's Underwear Sentient Sword Serving of Bacon Sexophonist Shaman Ship Shirley Temple Shogun Siamese Twins Siren Sixsixsixie (think Pixie, Nixie, etc.) Skeleton Trapped In A Suit Of Flesh Snail Snotlings Snowman Soccer Mom Sock Puppet Soldier Soothsayer Sorcerer SOUL (yours, specifically) Soul-Sistah Sphere of Mild Annihilation Sphere of Ultimate Exasperation Sphinx Stalker / Fanboy Multiclass Stalker, Visible Star Statue Stereotypical 1970's-Movie-Style Kung Fu Master Stick Figure Sticks (from snakes) Streetrat Subnova Successful Suicide Attempt Succubus Superheroes Supervillains Surfer Dude SUV Swarm of Prawn Swashbuckler Sylph Table Taco Talking Stop Sign (named 'Greg') Tankgirl Tax Collector Taxi Driver Telemarketer Termites Terrorists Theologist Thieves Thrasher Thresher Thug Tiger Time Traveller Titan Toad Toilet Tombraider Tooth Topless Chick (exactly what mental image just came to mind) Topless Chick (literally, a young chicken from the waist down) Tornado Towering Phallic Representation Trailer Park Train Traps Treant Treasure Type XXX Tree Trogdor! Troglodyte Troll Trooper Tsaritsa Turtle Tyranid Horde Umberhulk Unicorn Unladen Swallow Unnecessary Fortitude Save Unrecognizable Mass of Jaggies Urchin Utahraptor Vagrant Valkyrie Vampire Vandal Vermin Victim of Spontaneous Combustion Vigilante Violinist Voyeur Vulcans Wageslave Walrus Waltz Warlock Weasel Week-Old Pizza Wendigo Whale Wheat Thresher Whirlwind of [@C3]s Whitesmith Wigger Windmill Witch Witch Doctor Witch That Will Turn Into A [@C3] Witch That Will Turn You Into A [@C3] Wizard Wookie Worm WoW Player Writer's Block Xenomorph Xylophone (self-playing) Yardsale Yeti Yog-Sothoth Youth Yuppy Zergling Zomb-Bees Zombie Zorro EndTable:
Step 4:
Rename the .txt to a .ipt
Step 5:
Place it in a folder that Inspiration Pad Pro 2 uses
Step 6:
Enjoy!
-
2009-07-10, 04:05 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Location
- Washington State
- Gender
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
Frog Vomiting Traditional Dwarven Anthropomorphic Avatar of a Portion of Reality (time, death, body odour, etc.)
Fleshy Church-Dwelling Feminist
Survivor of a Reinforced Magic Mouth-Puncher
Wheeling and Dealing Hyperbolic Kitchen Sink
Okay, yeah, best encounter table ever. I give.Look! It's me!
The Fey Archer (made for my fiance, many years ago.)
Savannah gets the awesome credit for my John Locke avatar.
-
2009-07-11, 11:17 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Mar 2009
Re: Greatest Random Encounter Chart Ever (V4.0)
How does a highly respected crocodile wrestling beehive work?