The Throne of Thufir's Thoroughly Theoretical and Therapeutic Random Banter #116

[Player_Zero]

I think I infected you. Over the Internets.

Stranger things have happened, if rarely.

It's not that I feel sick, just feeling bad. You can infect people with feeling bad? Is that a superpower or something?

[Kaelaroth]

It's not that I feel sick, just feeling bad. You can infect people with feeling bad? Is that a superpower or something?

Meep.

[Phase]

Man, guys. Less than one page today? That's weird.

Anyway, this time next week I'll be decked out in full Dr. McNinja gear. Heyo!

[Lyesmith]

Man, guys. Less than one page today? That's weird.

Anyway, this time next week I'll be decked out in full Dr. McNinja gear. Heyo!

A certain spam-happy and irritating visage didnt appirate this evening, hence the slow start.

Plus, y'know, tuesday.
Night of slayer-related troubles.

Also.
Dr. McNinja?
Awesome.

[Phase]

I think I know who you mean.

And yeah, I have the stethoscope, mask, and assorted clothes right here, along with business cards. Lab coat is en route and the katana will be ordered in an hour or so.

[Phaedra]

Phase, what's the Dr. McNinja occasion? If there is one. Could just be a random urge to dress up, I guess.

[Lyesmith]

I think I know who you mean.

And yeah, I have the stethoscope, mask, and assorted clothes right here, along with business cards. Lab coat is en route and the katana will be ordered in an hour or so.

Does anyone not?

Pictures will be demanded, you realise.
Anything less, and we will be at war with the moon.

[Phase]

Phase, what's the Dr. McNinja occasion? If there is one. Could just be a random urge to dress up, I guess.

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, I, I still have no idea what that's supposed to signify.

[UncleWolf]

Random question.

If you were a cannibal, what part of a person would you eat first?

I'd have to say the calf muscle or forearm.

[Phase]

Yeah, I, I still have no idea what that's supposed to signify.

Yeah, okay. It's a holiday, that good?

^Wolfbane: Probably the forearm, sauteed in seawater before toasted, spit style, with a sprinkling of my emergency Cilantro.

[Rutskarn]

Yeah, okay. It's a holiday, that good?

^Wolfbane: Probably the forearm, sauteed in seawater before toasted, spit style, with a sprinkling of my emergency Cilantro.

Actually, I figured it out, like, three seconds later and forgot to edit. What can I say, I'm thick.

[Felixaar]

Why, a necklace of their toes of course.

[Phase]

@^^S'all good

Does anyone not?

Pictures will be demanded, you realise.
Anything less, and we will be at war with the moon.

Most definitely. I'm also thinking of making out some medical forms...

[Neko Toast]

How is it that an uneventful, but otherwise okay day can be so easily ruined because of one small thing? It baffles me.

I'm hoping that everyone on the forums had a good day.

In other news, I had a dream about my high school putting on the musical "The Sound of Music"... which they did, in early February. I just never got a chance to see it. Odd.

[Coplantor]

I had a rather enjoyable day. Even though I worked during most of it, for those who care, the portfolio I'm doing looks quite good. Maybe I'll post some parts of it tomorrow.

[Rutskarn]

Eh. Apart from being ill, tired, and a bit overworked, can't complain.

[Phase]

Same as Rutsy here, without the slight strain of sarcasm. Kinda achy...

[Neko Toast]

Coplantor - I don't have too many classes tomorrow, so maybe I will read it if it's up on the forums. Things have been kinda dull.

Rutskarn - Hope you feel better.

Phase - Again, hope you're feeling better. I sure wish I was.

[Assassin89]

I guess since everyone else is giving a status report, apart from being bored, I can't complain.
I have one project that I might try to start, but it only relates to my newer D&D character.

[A Rainy Knight]

Eh. Apart from being ill, tired, and a bit overworked, can't complain.

Can I join the club?

Also, I have noticed the irony of doing chemistry homework involving silver nitrate on the way to the doctor and then having a problematic blood vessel in my nose cauterized with it. (The AgNO3, not the homework) Hooray for applied chemistry!

[Coplantor]

@ARK: Thngs like that make me want to go and study sciences. That, and the full right to make science jokes.

[A Rainy Knight]

@ARK: Thngs like that make me want to go and study sciences. That, and the full right to make science jokes.

Come and join me in the dark side of scientific humor! ...even if I'm only a Chemistry I student in high school.

Holy Mole-y! That's almost like six point oh two three times ten to the twenty-third!

[Phase]

Come and join me in the dark side of scientific humor! ...even if I'm only a Chemistry I student in high school.

Holy Mole-y! That's almost like six point oh two three times ten to the twenty-third!

Man, I love science. It's a natural high-dride!

Haha, just kidding, but you gotta admit, these jokes are tight-rated.

Alright, I'm done...

You could say I'd gone to completion...

[Rutskarn]

Hah hah any more science and math jokes and I'm going to crack open a nice juicy can of murder.

[Coplantor]

Meh, the best one I ever did was asking to my math teacher once "what is a circle with a negative radius?"

"A vicious circle"

[Sneak]

Hey guys whats 1 + 1 its window LOL

...

No more math jokes?

Darn, I'm too late...

[Jack Squat]

Hey guys whats 1 + 1 its window LOL

...

No more math jokes?

Darn, I'm too late...

heh...that one took me a bit to get.

Not too long, but longer than it probably should have.

[Coplantor]

Well, but you are right in time for philosopher's jokes in spanish!

Socrates iba caminando por la calle con una cuchara gigante y le preguntaron: "¿A donde vás?" A lo que el respondió: "A comer a lo de Platón".

Hahahaha, hilarious.

[Jack Squat]

Well, but you are right in time for philosopher's jokes in spanish!

Socrates iba caminando por la calle con una cuchara gigante y le preguntaron: "¿A donde vás?" A lo que el respondió: "A comer a lo de Platón".

Hahahaha, hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92vV3QGagck

Would an English translation be possible? I know some of that, but it's a little rusty from me not having a class in a year or two.