Universal Smash Bros 3: Heroes' resurgance!

[happyturtle]

A single bullet from FPS girl's rifle hits the General in the hand, causing him to drop the gun. She leaps at him and punches him in the jaw with a hard uppercut. "Knock it off. You tried to play both sides and you got busted. Now take the consequences like a man."

She snaps a set of handcuffs on him and begins to drag him back to HQ.

[Murska]

But the General has a plan. I never tried to play any other side, than MY OWN! With the last two words the deadly poison in the teeth he just broke is released into his body and he falls over in a couple seconds, dead.

[UncleWolf]

The FPS girl finds the General alone, kneeling under a willow. He has a Desert Eagle in his hands and he is pointing it at his own head.

I'm sorry... so sorry, everyone... I did all I could but maybe I'm just not the right one to live.

General, you are a Gold Shirt, you'll only respawn. Besides, just because one plan doesn't work, doesn't mean you are horrible. You're the most qualified one here.

Besides...

*gestures towards Dirk and Reinholdt*

Are you really going to let one of those upstarts(Or playas, your choice of wording) to take your place?

They'd spend all of the campaign money on drink and women.



(Besides, the cut scene was only for dramatic purposes. Not part of the campaign)

[Darkcomet]

FPS guy's somehow-replaced plane circles above Murska's compound.

He waits for the order to drop the bombs.

[Dirk Kris]

Lcpl. Kris finally fights off the Zergling pinning him down and kills it. "Ugh, I hate aliens." He reloads his weapon and trots over to where he sees FPS girl standing over the general. He calls out before he gets too close - he's surprised her before and found himself staring down the barrel of her sidearm more than once. "What's going on, Hap? Is he...?"

[happyturtle]

"Damn you!" FPS girl snarls, with tears in her eyes. "Damn it, Dad, why do you have to be such an ass?"

She slings his body over his shoulder and carries it back home.

[Murska]

Dying words... a bit late, I know.

It's the only way. They'll never send another commander before I die, since they still think I might pull this off somehow. Just be glad I'm not in my ACU suit.

[UncleWolf]

With the last two words the deadly poison in the teeth he just broke is released into his body and he falls over in a couple seconds, dead.

Did you get that idea from Dune?

[Murska]

Did you get that idea from Dune?

Well, they had poison capsules in a lot of series.

...ooh, I forgot to take enemies from Dune! Then I guess I do have one regret in this game.

Please fix my error if anyone cares to RP my story anymore. I'm glad that at least people haven't dropped that yet, as tainted from being in touch with me.

And to the guy who sent me lyrics with the messageboard: At least you communicate in an epic enough way that I don't really care what you think of me.

[Dirk Kris]

Kris solemnly follows FPS girl back. "I'll cover you." He hefts his gun and starts picking off any baddies he can get in his sights.

[Boo]

I don't much care for any of the wagons presented. I'd rather see what Calamity's affiliation is.

Anyone who's complaining about Murska having gathered roles, blame yourself and the people who actually told him their true roles.

[Reinholdt]

Reinholdt, who's clearly not a playa in any sense of the word, helps FPS girl bring back the general for burial and takes care of all the little details while everyone else is fighting.

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(Thanks for the spreadsheet, Murska!!! So if you die, I'm supposed to announce that Shadow is the seer, right? Ummmm....but when was I supposed to tell the villians that Alarra is Link?)

[Murska]

(Thanks for the spreadsheet, Murska!!! So if you die, I'm supposed to announce that Shadow is the seer, right? Ummmm....but when was I supposed to tell the villians that Alarra is Link?)

Whenever you wish.

Oh, and sorry at Mustiado for missing his post before, since it was at the pagechange spot.

1: I've never in any way done anything towards forcing anyone to tell me his/her role. That wouldn't be fun, and as stated, WW games are for fun.

2: My character has to die since I suck as a RPer and if I can't draw inspiration from actual game events I'll just have to quit the thing. I hope others continue, though, I might try to GM the different enemies they have.

3:

If I had a perfect day
I would have it start this way
Open up the fridge and have a tall boy yeah
Then I'd meet up with my friends
Head out to the game again
We don't even really even care who wins
(hey) wins (hey) one, two, three

Now the time just seems to fly when we're hanging with the boys
When we're cheering and when no one keeps the score
Now the game is cool to see, you can high five up to me
Count them running over one, two, three
Operation is inside and the field is open wide
When you break everything you know you're still alive
And the cops will you make you pay if you think you'll get away
Then you know that it's one fine day (hey)

And before the day was through
We could torch a car or two
Then have ourselves another tallboy yeah
Water hoses in the lot
That's the real game that's on
I don't really give a **** who wins, (hey!) wins (hey!) one, two, three

Now the time just seems to fly when we're hanging with the boys
When we're cheering and when no one keeps the score
Now the game is cool to see, you can high five up to me
Count them running over one, two, three
Operation is inside and the field is open wide
When you break everything you know you're still alive
And the cops will you make you pay if you think you'll get away
Then you know that it's one fine day (hey)

I believe it's my god-given right
To destroy everything in my sight
It never gets dull, it never gets old
The only it gets is more bold
Drinkin', fightin', goin' to the game
In our world it's a way to stay sane
If you're askin' me, to have it my way
I'd say that's one fine day

Now the time just seems to fly when we're hanging with the boys
When we're cheering and when no one keeps the score
Now the game is cool to see, you can high five up to me
Count them running over one, two, three
Operation is inside and the field is open wide
When you break everything you know you're still alive
And the cops will you make you pay if you think you'll get away
Then you know that it's one fine day (hey)

Then you know that it's one fine day
Hey hey! hey! hey! hey! hey!

[Uncle Festy]

Hm, Murska seems to want out. In any event, this'll stop him from bugging me about my role.
Also, hah! I KNEW you were lying about, you know, everything!

[PhantomFox]

(As always, fluffy fluff is fluff)

Within the ruined stadium, there was a dark alley where someone lurked.



"Pssst. Hey you. Yeah you. ... Wanna know something? I got secrets to trade here... juicy ones. Let's trade, eh? You tell me something, I tell you something. Just remember... you come after me, it goes to the other side, kay?"

These deals went on and on, as the shady character grew bolder and more powerful. No power is amassed without gaining enemies, especially when blackmail is involved. Finally, people grew fed up with it, until everyone dragged him out into the center of the arena.

"Wait, no! I have information! You're enemies will know everything if you kill me!"
"That's... something we can live with."
One of the Ikes approached, Ragnell in his hands. He fished around in his pockets until he produced a Smash Ball and broke it in his hands, causing him to glow with power.

"You're mad!"

Ike said nothing but smacked Murska into the sky with one strike of his blade, and then leaped high in the air after him.

"Great....
AETHER!"

And then it was over. They brought Murska's trophy to the center of the arena, and awaited Master Hand's arrival. As the sun set below the horizon, he appeared, but instead of leaving a badge, a note was all that was found.

Haha! Fooled 'ya! I have your stinkin' badge, and you'll never find it! We'll hunt you down, ALL OF YOU!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. you plumbers are STUPID! Oh, I'm so witty...
~Bowser

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Murska was KO'd. His badge was stolen by Bowser

It is now...

NIGHT OF THE THIRD DAY!
-48 hours remain-

Send all night actions to Alarra and myself.

[Fawkes]

No, I got a PM from Phantom fox that told me This

Oh, I thought you were talking about a different PM. One that I know you got, because it has your name in the Recipients box, next to mine.

This game got really shady, really fast.

[Uncle Festy]

@Mecha: You mean this one?

[Murska]

Hm, Murska seems to want out. In any event, this'll stop him from bugging me about my role.
Also, hah! I KNEW you were lying about, you know, everything!

Hey, I was just lying about lying about everything. I actually mostly told the truth.

Pity nobody actually decided to contact me from the neutrals. But unless someone actually starts an Union of Neutrals, I'm rooting for the villagers. At least I helped them out some. Villains don't deserve to win since they don't have the courage to take risks.

[GoC]

I killed Murska in two games at once.

[Murska]

I killed Murska in two games at once.

Really? I only saw a large bandwagon which you in no way influenced in this one and I haven't been killed in anything else recently, as far as I know.

EDIT: Ah, didn't notice Rumble yet. Sorry.

[GoC]

Really? I only saw a large bandwagon which you in no way influenced in this one and I haven't been killed in anything else recently, as far as I know.

EDIT: Ah, didn't notice Rumble yet. Sorry.

I started the bandwagon.

[Murska]

I started the bandwagon.

Yeah, but first pointer doesn't really affect anything unless he posts logic. I'd say Mustiado and Andre got me lynched.

But I don't regret it, I had more fun than I've though possible with my win condition.

[happyturtle]

FPS girl walks into the lab and slings the General's corpse down on the table. Then aims her shotgun at the guy in a white lab coat.

"Okay, you told me some pretty unbelievable stories about what you can do. Now it's time to prove it. I want you to bring my dad back."

"But miss... he'll be more machine than man."

FPS girl pumps her shotgun dramatically. "Do it. Now."

Cut scene scientist guy gulps. "Yes, ma'am."

[TwoBitWriter]

Cheesy Canadian Cutscene Actor Rex Manheim sees FPS girl enter the lab and point the shotgun at the scientist.

He casually tries to hide behind some large lab equipment.

[Dirk Kris]

Lance Corporal Kris comes in behind FPS girl, chuckling as he overhears her conversation with the scientist. He chuckles. "Well, baby, you always did have ways of getting what you wanted." He gives her backside a playful pat.

Just about then, Navi comes flying in and hovers over a large piece of lab equipment. "Hey! Look!"

Dirk shoulders his rifle and saunters over to check it out. He finds Rex cowering behind the machine. "Oooooooh Canada. What're you doing in here? Hiding from the big baddies outside?" He barks another laugh.

[TwoBitWriter]

Cheesy Canadian Cutscene Actor Rex Manheim freezes at being noticed by Lance Corporal Kris.

"My... My talents aren't suited for this situation..." he finally sputters, trying to regain his composure.

[Dirk Kris]

"Yeah, I got that before." Kris waves a hand at Navi. "Thanks, little man. Now go sniff some fairy dust or something." Navi makes an indignant sound and flies away. Kris turns his attention back to the Canadian. "Listen, Rex, it's dangerous around here. If you aren't able to cut it, you'd best get out now - while you still can."

[TwoBitWriter]

Cheesy Canadian Cutscene Actor Rex Manheim shakes his head. "I would never be able to work in this town again if I jump ship now..."

He grabs the rifle he had been given previously and hefts it nervously. "Just...just point and click, right?"

[Dirk Kris]

Dirk ducks and shoves the barrel of the gun away. "Hey man! Never aim at friendlies! ESPECIALLY if you don't know what you're doing." Rolling his eyes, Kris snatches Rex's gun away. He finds a piece of steel piping and hands it to the actor. "Use this. We'll all be safer." He chuckles. "The Canadian in the lab with the pipe."