Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[Cristo Meyers]

I'll have to keep this in mind. My girlfriend keeps complaining I don't smile enough.

Mine kept complaining that I didn't smile with my teeth.

She stopped when I kept smiling like panel 3 every time.

[TwoBitWriter]

Mine kept complaining that I didn't smile with my teeth.

She stopped when I kept smiling like panel 3 every time.

I am horrible at faking smiles. All my photographs look so damn unnatural.

Can't do the toothy thing.

[Neko Toast]

Oh dear. I feel a Troy-McClure-esque instructional school video coming on, Billy! It's Jimmy.

Eheh. I was not happy earlier. I registered for most of my classes now. Just had to see my adviser first.

And she told me to try and butter him up. So I sent him an e-mail a little bit ago. Luckily, I have a friend who took his class last semester who I can refer to.

Edit: Got the class. I'm happy now.

[Cristo Meyers]

I just got told "Smile with your teeth!" one too many damn times.

[randman22222]

I just got told "Smile with your teeth!" one too many damn times.

Heh, a friend of mine has this brilliant creepy smile he does. He looks like some kind of serial <something here>.

[Cristo Meyers]

If my hair had been longer at the time I probably would've looked like the Joker.

[banjo1985]

Serial...

Heh, now there's a word that makes any phrase sound much MUCH worse.
Anybody who's a serial-anything immediately sparks the murky side of your imagination...or in my case the murkiest side.

[randman22222]

Serial...

Heh, now there's a word that makes any phrase sound much MUCH worse.
Anybody who's a serial-anything immediately sparks the murky side of your imagination...or in my case the murkiest side.

I am a serial cook.
I am a serial blogger.
I am a serial baker.
I am a serial musician.

...Naww...

[Felixaar]

I just got told "Smile with your teeth!" one too many damn times.

Ugh, I hear - or more accurately, read - that. I always look sca-ree when I'm smiling, especially with an open mouth. The best I can pull off is a subtle smirk before I turn all serial-killer-clown.

[randman22222]

Ugh, I hear - or more accurately, read - that. I always look sca-ree when I'm smiling, especially with an open mouth. The best I can pull off is a subtle smirk before I turn all serial-killer-clown.

Yeah, my smiles rarely ever get on the creepy side. I just save them for special occasions.

...You smile with your mouth open? Isn't that like a gape?

[Cristo Meyers]

I am a serial cook.
I am a serial blogger.
I am a serial baker.
I am a serial musician.

...Naww...

Even as we speak Law Enforcement are finally closing in on the notorious serial baker Betty Crocker. With their recent success in busting the Keebler Baking Ring officials are confident that this manhunt will end soon.

[randman22222]

Even as we speak Law Enforcement are finally closing in on the notorious serial baker Betty Crocker. With their recent success in busting the Keebler Baking Ring officials are confident that this manhunt will end soon.

Comical. I like.

[Cristo Meyers]

Almost makes me want to go back and find that clown/cop drama that did a few months back...

[CurlyKitGirl]

Good news everyone!
I have only three weeks - that's fourteen days until I go on study leave!
And this week has been so amazingly wow! for some unexplainable reason. Well, many small explainable reasons.
Dad's been on holiday this week and will be all next week!
We've been having proper meals - Monday we had spag bol with meat in the sauce. This may not seem much to you, but we don't cook our sauce from scratch and we can't find any sauces - with - meat in them any more. Tuesday was cauliflower cheese with is my most adored food ever! Wednesday too, was special sauce - tastic and even yesterday when we had roast lamb (I don't really like it - tastes funny) it was great. And today was the best fish and chips I've had in weeks! The cod flakes practically melted on my tongue!
Despite having no less than seven exams/exam question to do/hand in this week I did them all and believe I did wonderful in all but the French ones which are just meticulously picky. Insanely so.
I've got to send off my E Lang and M His courseworks for moderation (terrible luck that) (latter with the whole modules worth of work (so I near broke my back today bringing all my kit in)) but despite this I feel really confident. Especially as I got my M His coursework back today: 54/60. An A.
Lit and Lang marks I get back next week. My freakin' French oral is going strangely well considering I've put nowhere near as much effort in it as I should have by now. My brother should be able to ace his oral providing he can remember everything correctly.

I don't know. This week has been great.
Oh, and I'm back from my hideously long hiatus thanks to much work.
*waves hello*

[Cristo Meyers]

It'sa Koorli!

*remembers that work on any and all writing projects has ground to an utter standstill*

...oh crap...

*hides*

[Thufir]

Selection of MMath projects for next year looks interesting. I think I'll have trouble narrowing it down to just 5 choices.

Oh, and I'm back from my hideously long hiatus thanks to much work.
*waves hello*

BULL RUSH TACKLE HUG!

Now I can post Part 1 of the shipfic I started writing as a late birthday present for you. (Warning: It's going to take me aaaaaages to finish it)

To the shipping thread! Away!

[CurlyKitGirl]

It'sa Koorli!

*remembers that work on any and all writing projects has ground to an utter standstill*

...oh crap...

*hides*

*looks at her mountain of Stuff Needing Writing*
Can't say a thing can I? Curses.

BULL RUSH TACKLE HUG!

Now I can post Part 1 of the shipfic I started writing as a late birthday present for you. (Warning: It's going to take me aaaaaages to finish it)

To the shipping thread! Away!

*is squished*

Can't wait, but I need to do some serious organising for some of my projects. Plastering and painting takes everything out of you and leaves you covered in a persistent gritty coating of lime - which dissolves flesh and to which I'm also allergic.
Stupid puffy red skin.

[Fredthefighter]

Welcome back Curly.
I too have only a few weeks until study leave.
It's all good. Especially spag bol. Spag bol is always good.
*Tries to remember the last time he had spag bol*
It has been a while.
It's good to see you back anyway. I haven't had a decent debate in weeks. (Only joking)


Obvious statement: There's a really big grin on my face right now.

[Cristo Meyers]

*looks at her mountain of Stuff Needing Writing*
Can't say a thing can I? Curses.

Seems we both need the proverbial kick in the pants, eh?

[Dallas-Dakota]

*looks at shoe*

Hmm, yeah. I think you up to the job.

What?

What's that?

Damnit, yes, I have heaps of things I should be writing.

*joins Cristo and Koorly*

[randman22222]

I also need to be writing, but I need to be writing notes, rather than letters.

[Fredthefighter]

I should be writing Drama coursework and maybe something else.
(I wrote a rap earlier but that's nothing important)

[Thufir]

Damnit, yes, I have heaps of things I should be writing.

*joins Cristo and Koorly*

Me too. I mean, I hoped to be a decent way through this fic by now, maybe even finished (After all, I started writing it a month ago). I haven't even finished Part 2.

[Recaiden]

I have only three weeks - that's fourteen days

Um...what? Like, work weeks? Anyway * waves hello * I look forward to seeing you write things again, Curly.
I should probably be studying for something, but I'm leaving to go camping for the weekend. So, goodbye Playground.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Um...what? Like, work weeks? Anyway * waves hello * I look forward to seeing you write things again, Curly.
I should probably be studying for something, but I'm leaving to go camping for the weekend. So, goodbye Playground.

That's college days.
SO fifteen minus one (Bank Holiday ) is fourteen.

Oh! Oh! Oh!
I got my Dante a few days ago after many delays indeed. Sadly I'm only on the seventh canto in Inferno but I'm loving it!
And I've almost finished my first book of Lovecraft. He's good. Ver' good mythos he has there.
So: books.
Shall we start another time loop and discuss them?

[Dragonrider]

I just cut a piece of my hair off because it was annoying me.

[CurlyKitGirl]

I just cut a piece of my hair off because it was annoying me.

Lots or a little?
Fringe or bottom?
WHY?!
You have nice, enviable hair.
Koorli is sad now.
Then again, her hair is turning into the most adorable, glossy ringlets at the moment so some small consolation is felt.

[Dragonrider]

Lots or a little?
Fringe or bottom?
WHY?!
You have nice, enviable hair.
Koorli is sad now.
Then again, her hair is turning into the most adorable, glossy ringlets at the moment so some small consolation is felt.

It was a very small piece hanging down in front of my nose. I cut it to a less noticeable level.
DeeRee is glad that Koorli has adorable glossy ringlets.

[CurlyKitGirl]

It was a very small piece hanging down in front of my nose. I cut it to a less noticeable level.
DeeRee is glad that Koorli has adorable glossy ringlets.

Then this is good. For I don't like hair cutting.
My brother with his even better ringlets (he's got Charles I hair) is getting it cut off tomorrow. Shocking that. I've been begging all week for mum not to do it. But do it she has.
And Littlest Brother had his hair cut too, just when it coul be pulled back into a pony tail.
And Little Sister is threatening to cut her hip length hair!
What!?
They're all mad I tell you! Mad!
Their hair's so pretty.

[Felixaar]

I agree, cutting of hair is crazy I only do it when theres practically no other choice. Unfortunately I will probably have to keep mine short for as long as I'm working in the hospitality industry... which is why I bought a wig.

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Also, on having lots of writing to do - I hear that! I finally finished script frenzy a few days ago and I'm back to my novel, having a lot of fun. This climactic battle is getting awesomer by the second.