Farmer Felix's Fantastic FRandom FBanter #119 (may contain traces of fnuts)

[Thufir]

And I've been wondering, what is Thufir's position in relation to Maths now? Has he taken over as the deity of mathematics of the playground?

I already was the deity of maths in the Playground, since no-one else actually claimed the title themselves.

[Recaiden]

I already was the deity of maths in the Playground, since no-one else actually claimed the title themselves.

Zero didn't? I was sure he did. Then again, I was sure that he did a lot of things that may not have happened. I'm looking at you, Pz-catmuffin!

[Phase]

Guess who got a shiny new Twitter!

Phase, the great and powerful, did!

[Thufir]

Zero didn't? I was sure he did. Then again, I was sure that he did a lot of things that may not have happened. I'm looking at you, Pz-catmuffin!

Nope. Everyone assumed we'd end up fighting over the title, but he never claimed it.

[Copacetic]

Brr. Hate Maths with a passion. No offence Thurfir.

[RabbitHoleLost]

So, to everyone who's ever said to me "Phones are scary" and I went "Psssh, you're crazy", I apologize.
I just called someone about a local DnD game (which I had seen off this forum, actually), and I near 'bout had a heart attack.
FOR NO REASON.

[Alteran]

Maybe it was a heart-attack phone. Those...those exist, right?

[Copacetic]

Maybe it was a heart-attack phone. Those...those exist, right?

If they do, I want one. Best prank phone EVER (including those ones that automatically dial phone sex lines no matter what you press.)

[mercurymaline]

Cannot decide whether this is awesome, or deeply inappropriate. I love it.

[Felixaar]

Averagejoe has got to be alteast high priest of maths. Or maybe the deity of physics.

[Rutskarn]

That was very, very awesome, mercury.

[Phase]

I want the new Batman game to come out!

Batman!

And I want an HL2: episode three trailer.

[Alteran]

Cannot decide whether this is awesome, or deeply inappropriate. I love it.

That's actually raw footage, Winston Churchill invented the keytar in 1940.

A lot of people don't know that.

[Felixaar]

The Piano-Key Neck Tie, however, is still attributed to Mugatu.

[InaVegt]

I has tablet.

[The Rose Dragon]

An assault / bombing attempt at my college has been successfully stopped by the security. No one was harmed, thankfully.

And I learn that after three hours of classes are canceled and I look at my school e-mail to see what's going on.

Ignorance is bliss.

[cycoris]

Ignorance is bliss.

Ice cream=bliss

Therefore ice cream=ignorance.

[TwoBitWriter]

Ice cream=bliss

Therefore ice cream=ignorance.

What if Ice Cream = Money?

then Ice Cream = Time

therefore, Time and money = Bliss and Ignorance.

[cycoris]

What if Ice Cream = Money?

then Ice Cream = Time

therefore, Time and money = Bliss and Ignorance.

Hmm, this has potential. Get rich quick, anyone?

[The Rose Dragon]

There was this other formula.

Power = Work / Time.

Knowledge = Power.

Knowledge = Work / Time.

Time = Money.

Knowledge = Work / Money.

Work / Knowledge = Money.

So, the less you know, the more money you make with the same work. The more you know, the more you work to make the same money.

I guess that explains how Grad students and Post-Docs always seem to work and never seem to have any money.

[Fredthefighter]

There was this other formula.

Power = Work / Time.

Knowledge = Power.

Knowledge = Work / Time.

Time = Money.

Knowledge = Work / Money.

Work / Knowledge = Money.

So, the less you know, the more money you make with the same work. The more you know, the more you work to make the same money.

I guess that explains how Grad students and Post-Docs always seem to work and never seem to have any money.

Your logic is infallible.
Yet it cannot be true otherwise my life has no meaning.
It's almost as infallible as Rush. Rush rules. Period.

EDIT: Also, it's only 49 days until my birthday. YES! HAPPY DANCE!

[CurlyKitGirl]

I got an A in E Lit coursework! Five As in five units.

In better news: I have white chocolate. I now eat it.
*nomnomnoms*

[Fredthefighter]

I got an A in E Lit coursework! Five As in five units.

In better news: I have white chocolate. I now eat it.
*nomnomnoms*

Congratulations Curly. You deserve it.

Fortunately, I've only got one piece of coursework (science data task) left to do and it will be done by Friday (I hope).

I think I overuse , meh,
*Prefers milk chocolate to the other types of chocolate, mmmmm, Cadbury's dairy milk*

[Phase]

I can't wait for the weekend. Every week gets longer and longer and longer until vacation.

[Copacetic]

I can't wait for the weekend. Every week gets longer and longer and longer until vacation.

Amen. Hate hate hate school.

[Dallas-Dakota]

I'm lovin' the vacation I'm having now.

And then two weeks free to study for exams.

And then exams.

And then 4 months of vacation.

Hmmmmm.

[Recaiden]

I got an A in E Lit coursework! Five As in five units.

In better news: I have white chocolate. I now eat it.
*nomnomnoms*

That's great (I assume)! Of course, did you have any doubt that you would in English?

@^:I have easy state exams. Then harder AP exams. The some IB exams. Then more AP exams. Then vacation.

[InaVegt]

Long live her majesty, Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands.

*Salutes to Queen, and Fatherland*

[mercurymaline]

That's great (I assume)! Of course, did you have any doubt that you would in English?

Yes, that's good. In America, an A is the best you can get.

Why do we use a different system, anyway?

[Recaiden]

Yes, that's good. In America, an A is the best you can get.

Why do we use a different system, anyway?

Koorli isn't from the Americas. I refuse to believe it. I know it's good here. 93-97%, I think.

White chocolate is the best flavor.

* prepares for "It's not real chocolate" related rant. *