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Thread: Crack Pairings Matchup Table
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2009-09-09, 09:39 PM (ISO 8601)
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Has anybody come up with VxVxBelkar (all genderswitched)?
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How to: Glibness
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2009-09-09, 09:46 PM (ISO 8601)
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its a very important sport on halo, that originated on red vs blue. See the rules here: Grifball
Your welcome.*bows*Last edited by Gimliggamer; 2009-09-10 at 04:45 PM.
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2009-09-09, 09:57 PM (ISO 8601)
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I have something of a life. It revolves around RPGs, Warhammer 40K, and my girlfriend...
Edit: Uh, I mean... Life? What life? I have no life... Don't kill me.
Who's Teevo? I might take a whack at that one...
So I rolled up a couple of crack pairings earlier, and I got one that just... works...
Daigo x Kabuto with kidnapping
*cracks knuckles*
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Daigo struggled to escape the ropes that bound him to a very uncomfortable chair. The room he was in was dark, except for one very annoying light shinning down on him from the ceiling. The last thing he remembered was waking up to go to the bathroom, and then the sound of footsteps behind him, followed by an odd smell filling his nostrils. Some sort of knock-out gas, he assumed. Somebody had kidnapped him... And he had a good idea as to who it was.
Sure enough, the shadowy outline of Lord Kabuto soon appeared in front of him from the shadows. "Good evening, Daigo..." the corrupt noble crooned. His face was obscured by darkness, but the light from the ceiling reflected eerily off of his grinning teeth.
"Kabuto..." Daigo growled, narrowing his eyes at the figure in front of him. "Let me guess... You kidnapped me so you could torture information out of me about Lord Shinjo, right?"
"Not exactly..." the outline of Kabuto's head shifted from side to side.
"You want to try and convince me to join you in taking over?" Daigo snarled. "Good luck... I'll never help you..."
"You assume too much..." Kabuto chuckled.
"You want to gloat before you kill me, since you figure my death will spread confusion and paranioa amongst Lord Shinjo's followers and cause him to lose support?" Daigo arched an eyebrow. Why was he here?
"No, no, no... Although, I will have to remember that idea for later use..." Kabuto's shadowy figure struck a thinking pose for a moment. "No, my plans for you are much... much simpler..."
"What do you want from me, then?!" Daigo yelled, angry and confused about what was going on.
"Heh heh heh..." Kabuto chuckled. "Daigo... I think you know exactly what I want..."
Daigo could only stare in horror as the shadowy figure of Kabuto began to unbutton its shirt.
Poor Daigo.Last edited by Lycan 01; 2009-09-09 at 09:58 PM.
Anemoia: Nostalgia for a time you've never known.
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2009-09-09, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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2009-09-09, 10:11 PM (ISO 8601)
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I only check this thread because it's Fiddler's. I also say hardly anything about it because we're playgrounders. So go on and keep playing.
Edit: Alright Fiddler, I'll play. I've rolled and here are the result's
Spoiler"Are you sure they're here?"
"Yes, I'm sure"
"Well if your sure then where should we lay the trap?"
"I'm not quite sure yet. We haven't gotten a visual on them. So let's fan out and look for them one by on-"
"Thog want ice cream! Thog is hot! Thog feels chafing in Thog's-"
"Whoa! That's enough! Don't want to visualize that. Sabine take Thog and find him some ice cream. I will look for the order and my idiot brother myself."
"Where will I find ice cream in a desert like this, Nale?!"
"I don't know, just do it!" Nale storms off down a row of tents. He turns right and walks a little further. Just then, on the other side of some tents he hears a voice that is moving. He doesn't quite hear what it says, but he recognizes who it belongs to and sneaks off trying to find it. He peaks around a tent and sure enough, there was the fellow strategist making a purchase for... a sextant? It seems that the order was going somewhere that they needed direction from the stars.
"This is a lovely place to spy, isn't it?"
"Yes it is my psychopatic friend. Soon you and..." realizes who he's talking to "Gah! How'd you find me?!"
"I recognize your scent anywhere after what happened that night after parcheese. Speaking of which, We have unfinished business, you and I" Pulls out some daggers.
Nale backs away from the evil grin of Belkar and stumbles into a vacant tent.
Belkar follows, "Hey! This is perfect! I don't know *How* angry Roy would be if I killed you in public. I'm sure this will shorten the arguement considerably." He pulls on the tent flaps, closing them and advances on Nale.
"I don't think so you lunatic. Charm Person!"
"Oh hi Nale! My you look spiffing on the floor like that."
"Whew! thank the gods his will save is so low."
"My that shirt looks like it makes you look so darn hot. Maybe you should remove it."
"What?!"
"You heard me." And in a bounding leap, Belkar cuts off Nale's shirt and pins him on the ground.
"What are you doing?!?!"
"Tending to a friends physical discomforts and giving him pleasure. Now hold still, it will feel better when were done."
"OH CRAP! He rolled a 1!"
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2009-09-10, 04:13 AM (ISO 8601)
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Lives are actually quite nice at times.
On another note... Water Smurf, have you ever considered sitting down and writing a full-length romance novel? I'd buy it!Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
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2009-09-10, 04:37 AM (ISO 8601)
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Never mind.Last edited by Kobold-Bard; 2009-09-10 at 04:37 AM.
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Leeky WindstaffxThe Eye of Fear and Flame in the Afterlife.
Oh this will hurt my mind....
SpoilerWandering through the leafy underbrush of the Beastlands, Leeky missed his hawk Kitty, she had somehow managed to dodge the Paladin's sword. "Lucky pidgeon" he mumbled to himself.
An explosion to his left startled him. Someone was destroying his beloved plants. They would perish. Pushing through the shrubs with little difficulty (Druid after all) he found the culprit. A skull bouncing from rock to tree shooting Fireballs a everything that didn't move, and black light at everything that did.
Leeky wasn't one to stand by while nature was destroyed, so arming himself with Fire Immunity he shifted into his Dire Bear form and bounded in, catching the thing off guard and smacking him into a tree.
Looking up at the bear the EoFaF began whimpering like a little girl. "Please don't kill me, I have a wife back home, and little skele-kids. Pleeeease."
Looking down at the skull, Leeky had an idea. "So you can shoot all kinds of things out your eye sockets, right?"
"Umm, yessir, I can."
"Hmmm, I wonder if that works the other way as well?" A fangy smile crept over the Bear's face as he scooped up the skull in a colossal paw.
"Mommyyyyyyyy.........."
Alright I know that was cr-p, but I'm not a writer, merely someone with waaaay too much time on their hands.Last edited by Kobold-Bard; 2009-09-10 at 05:43 AM.
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2009-09-10, 06:18 AM (ISO 8601)
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What the hey, I'll do another pairing.
Vaarsuvius x Haley
By the way, I see Vaarsuvius as male and will write as such. Also, the traditional elven term for one's soulmate is "hife", a portmanteau of husband and wife.
SpoilerIt had all started when Sir Greenhilt had founded the party. I immediately noticed the rogue he hired, Miss Haley Starshine by name. We elves traditionally are not in the least attracted to a defined gender; androgyny is what "turns us on", as I believe the expression is. Besides, I already had a hife and children at home. But my marriage was arranged by our parents, and Inky (as I was forced to call hir) was not happy with me. Still, elven society forced us to give the impression that we loved one another, and I kept up this deception even out of the elven homeland.
Anyway, Miss Starshine fascinated me strangely. I felt a strange tingling in the region of my crotch, which I had never felt before. Elves have no special organs in that area; they reproduce asexually, by cell mitosis. At least, most elves did. Ever since my two-decade-long puberty at fifty, when I had developed my spellcasting powers, I had noticed a strange cylindrical object protruding from between my legs. I made no mention of it, but when I was older my research told me that it was what the "male" members of the non-androgynous species used to reproduce. This worried me greatly, and finally I resolved to travel the lands, looking for mention of previous elves with this ailment. I joined up with the adventuring party for safety; I had already been accosted by several unsavoury individuals who apparently found me attractive. I was forced to scorch them a little, at which they ran away, half-naked.
I digress. Miss Starshine and I shared a room at the caravanserai which we stayed in that night, for she took me for the only other woman in the group. I explained that elves are androgynous and reproduce asexually, a secret which she promised to keep to herself. There was a mirror on the wall next to my bed, and I caught myself sneaking peeks at Miss Starshine as she undressed. She was beautiful, I thought. I hastily got into bed, trying to banish these treacherous thoughts from my mind.
To be continued...Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
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There's something incredibly hilarious in elves reproducing by cell mitosis.
OtOoPCs spoiler:
SpoilerIt conflicts a little with the prequel book though since Haley and Vaarsuvius knew each other before being hired by Roy. But that's a minor detail I'm willing to ignore.Formerly known as Discord here and Maladin on avatarspirit.net.
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2009-09-10, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Amazingly cool avatar by Mauve Shirt. May she ever be promoted and not demoted! *promotes*
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2009-09-10, 08:33 AM (ISO 8601)
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Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2009-09-10, 08:53 AM (ISO 8601)
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Do this:
Spoiler
Quote the post and you'll see what I did.
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2009-09-10, 08:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)
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Strength- 9
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Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 12
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2009-09-10, 09:02 AM (ISO 8601)
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That would be very cool.
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2009-09-10, 09:24 AM (ISO 8601)
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yay now i can to write my fanfic about shojo and miko
SpoilerMiko cried loudly. This was here first night ever away from the dojo
and she was scared. All the other paladins in practice looked at her. Suddenly the door opend and in steped an old man with a cat on his arm and said:
-Whats the matter. I can't sleep.
-It`s the new girl. said another apprentice.
-Whats the matter girl. said the old man.
-It`s my first night away from the dojo. said miko quietly.
-Well the gods demand that you are brave and mister scruffy needs he`s beauty sleep so i'll sitt here untill you fall asleep. ok. he said.
-Ok. said miko and went to sleep. And she swore that she were going to do anything for him in the rest of her life and never cry again...
So how bad was it. Fixed some typos and fixed the story a tad...Last edited by The Odor; 2009-09-11 at 07:51 AM.
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*stares sadly at large pile of homework in front of her*
When they said A levels would be hard, they meant it. I'll try to get some writing done at the weekend though, or failing that I'll draw something.
You know what I find amusing about Biology? We have to use the specific vocabulary (hence why I keep getting centrioles, centromeres and chromotids mixed up) but they all basically translate to "the coloured thing" or "the thing in the middle".Last edited by Zanaril; 2009-09-10 at 09:40 AM.
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Bib (can I call you that?), the mitosis is hilarious. So are half-naked, smoking unsavory individuals. I think the idea of a loveless arranged marriage is great - plus it's also entirely plausible, so now we can
writeridewride on the village bicycle without Kyrie-guilt. Also, hooray V/H! At long last (because I was too lazy to write something by myself)!
But the grammar (tenses mostly) is a bit inconsistent. The "anyway" at the start of the second paragraph seems pretty out of place.
If you're interested, I can prepare a list of comments and things on the story.
When they said A levels would be hard, they meant it.s...
You know what I find amusing about Biology? We have to use the specific vocabulary (hence why I keep getting centrioles, centromeres and chromotids mixed up) but they all basically translate to "the coloured thing" or "the thing in the middle".Last edited by Saeyan; 2009-09-10 at 09:42 AM.
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So they did. One of which I'm studying for at the moment, and one of which I've already done.
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What do I have to do to get some comments
Evil. Iam diffrent. Have a problem with that...
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2009-09-10, 10:09 AM (ISO 8601)
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Last edited by TheBibliophile; 2009-09-10 at 10:10 AM.
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