Apocalypse Survival Plans!

[The Dark Fiddler]

I'm not the only one who's planned for the apocalypse, right?

It doesn't matter what the apocalypse is caused by, as long as you have a survival plan. I'll post mine when my head stops asplodin'.

[VampireRot]

Step 1. Make up for all my past sins.

Step 2. Uhhh... Die horribly?

Step 3. ???

Step 4: Profit!

[Trizap]

1. Find Genie's Lamp

2. write very specific wish instructions in legalese to prevent mishaps

3. use super-specific wish instructions to make wishes that will save the world when apocalypses come.

4. ???

5. Profit!

[Jack Squat]

1. Grab guns in closet and secure area.
2. Contact/round up certain parties I intend to help
3. Live off stocked food, filtered water from nearby creek.
4. Set traps for animals, plant garden.

Seems pretty straightforward to me.

[Starscream]

1) After initiating the apocalypse with deadly army of robotic nanowasps, retreat to the wasp-proof shelter beneath volcano lair.

2) Lunch. Thinking an omelet and a light salad.

3) Activate clone-o-mat. Insert collected DNA of supermodels.

4) Begin repopulation program.

[The Dark Fiddler]

Asteroid Apocalypse.

Once its announced that the Asteroid is coming, find out where it will hit and try to find out the places that will take the damage. If I'm not in the immediate threat, dig a GIANT hole in the ground, really deep, and stock it with food, water, plants (for recycling oxygen), those lamps these use to grow plants in the dark, and a stationary bike turned into a generator. Obviously, use the bike to power the lamp, and otherwise survive until it's okay up there. Bring a few people in case it gets really bad up there.

[Collin152]

There's actually a few chapters on this in my upandcoming book, Hugh Canduit's guide to Surviving the Various Supernatural Threats Around You

[Canadian]

Boom headshot! All the zombies go down!

[thubby]

doesn't a genuine apocalypse preclude survival?

anyhow,
1) find an isolated area
2) find/make food/shelter
3) find something to put in for step 3
4)???
5) profit!

[Jkoshe]

1. Channel all the electrons from the earth (after all it's an electron sink) to the moon this will give it a negative charge, the earth will then have a positive charge.
2. Hide in an underground lair
3. Laugh when the moon hits the earth wiping out life as we know it.


Wait you want survival plans...not plans for causing the Apocalypse

[MethosH]

I live in preparation for the inevitable apocalypse!
I've done some research and it sounds like a zombie apocalypse is more likely to happen them any other! So I have my own copy of "Survival guide agains zombies: Full protection agains the undead."

[reorith]

i have mad supplies stockpiled from my pre election paranoia. plus my bug out bag. plus more ammo than i know what to do with.

[SMEE]

Since post-apocalypse life sounds boring and I can't reproduce at all, my Apocalypse survival plans go like:

1 - Die on Apocalypse day.

[OverdrivePrime]

1) Hire an extremely durable and slightly psychotic camera crew.
2) ???
3) Make out with my wife under a waterfall.
4) ???
5) ???
6) Roundhouse kick the mutant king into a blast furnace.
7) ???
8) Fight my way into the underground bunker.
9) Kill Hitler (again)
10) High-five Bruce Campbell
11) ???
12) Emerge from the shattered, smoking ruins in slow motion with the setting sun at my back.

[Recaiden]

Since post-apocalypse life sounds boring and I can't reproduce at all, my Apocalypse survival plans go like:

1 - Die on Apocalypse day.

Boring? No, it'll be great. And how about cloning?

[SurlySeraph]

i have mad supplies stockpiled from my pre election paranoia. plus my bug out bag. plus more ammo than i know what to do with.

Same, except replace "mad" with "some," "pre election" with "general," and "ammo" with "pointed sticks."

[Collin152]

Since post-apocalypse life sounds boring and I can't reproduce at all, my Apocalypse survival plans go like:

1 - Die on Apocalypse day.

It's okay, I've got a stock of breeders prepared for this. You'll just join the ruling class, alongside me.

[reorith]

Same, except replace "mad" with "some," "pre election" with "general," and "ammo" with "pointed sticks."

hahahahaha i could avoid grocery shopping for three months using the goods i cached. also, how long are these pointed sticks?

[Alleine]

There's actually a few chapters on this in my upandcoming book, Hugh Canduit's guide to Surviving the Various Supernatural Threats Around You

I see what you did there.

I plan on either diving headlong into the apocalypse for awesome points, or, uhm, I'll get back to you on that.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I personally intend to go along with the benevolent Space Pirates who will help with the evacuation of the planet come doomsday.

Sure, it won't be a glamourous existence. But neither will rotting in the radioactive glass fields like everyone who didn't go with the pirates.

[Collin152]

I see what you did there.

Well, someone had to.

[SurlySeraph]

hahahahaha i could avoid grocery shopping for three months using the goods i cached. also, how long are these pointed sticks?

8 inches on average. They're not quite as nice as .308s, or .45s, or .22s, or crossbow bolts, or really any competently made missile weapon, but they're better than nothing.

[Fan]

Zombie Apoc: Fortify my tornado proof home (we live in the mid west Americas... Tornado's suck here.) with 10ft high concrete walls, grab my 3 best sharp shooting friends, stock up on ammo, food, and fill the tubs/sink/everything with water, and put a film over it to prevent evaporation from killing my water, set out rain receptacles, and wait out the storm.

Everything else: Kiss my ass good bye.

[Matticus]

1) Get bitten by zombie.
2) Hunt down and devour everyone who has ever slighted me.
3) Shuffle around.

[Bouregard]

You will all die in days as soon as all those german zombies shuffle over the big sea to you! Strict weaponlaws sucks :/ Nothing to shot with during a zombie apocalypse.

My plans? Capture a boat, drive to a remote Island.

[Bonecrusher Doc]

Make friends with these people. And reorith, since he has all the guns.

I would also have some sort of small computer that can run off solar power, with Wikipedia and all the Army manuals downloaded to it.

Honestly, if I couldn't count on the military to provide for me, I'd probably go to my parents' farm. I still need to convince them to put in a pump for their well that doesn't rely on grid electricity, but other than that, it would be the best place for me and my family to go short of the wilderness of Idaho (where I'm planning to build my fortress once I scrape together enough capital).

[Bonecrusher Doc]

You will all die in days as soon as all those german zombies shuffle over the big sea to you! Strict weaponlaws sucks :/ Nothing to shot with during a zombie apocalypse.

My plans? Capture a boat, drive to a remote Island.

Sorry for the double post but I just saw what Bouregard wrote. No kidding! Can't even have pepper spray here unless it is specifically labeled for use against animals. I've been looking at the hatchets and axes in Norma and wondering if they would be any good for home defense.

[Spiryt]

Simple.

On through the dead of night
With the four horsemen ride
Or choose my fate and die.

There's no third option.

[Adlan]

http://www.zombiehunters.org/forum/

Depends on the Disaster, the situation, and when it is. Get prepared, Get Skills, and Get a Plan.


Got my BoB, enough supplies to Bug in if necessary, when the SHTF, if I must, I'll go to one of multiple BOLs.

[OverdrivePrime]

1) Hire an extremely durable and slightly psychotic camera crew.
2) ???
3) Make out with my wife under a waterfall.
4) ???
5) ???
6) Roundhouse kick the mutant king into a blast furnace.
7) ???
8) Fight my way into the underground bunker.
9) Kill Hitler (again)
10) High-five Bruce Campbell
11) ???
12) Emerge from the shattered, smoking ruins in slow motion with the setting sun at my back.

I just realized that Step 2 is to hire DragonForce to follow me around and rock out to enhance my strength during dramatic moments.