Crack Pairings II - Brain Bleach not Supplied

[Funky Goose]

...I think i need the bleach now

Bwhaha! Heh, that's as cracky as they come. :D Although now I'm wondering how a Titanic version of the same scene could be shown on a banner...

However, i take comfort in knowing that i could scar some others on the way out...

[Kaytara]

Wow. It is everything I imagined and so much more. Truly a work of horrifying art. (No, seriously, I like the composition and the dynamics of the banner. :D) Get ready to start collecting comments about your banner now, as well. :D

Funky Goose: Heh, yeah, pretty much like that. Though it would probably be more fitting for V to have the long wild hair in that one. XD And Kyrie looks weird without even a hint of legs... O.o

[Dark Faun]

Very cute Funky Goose.

It is complete, and I've remembered why I hate gradients:

"Expeditious Retreat! Expeditious Retreat!"

[Zanaril]

Get ready to start collecting comments about your banner now, as well. :D

I think my avatar and signature are rather complementary now.

Unfortunately, signature length limits prevent me from quoting everyone.

[Kaytara]

Zanaril, someone likes your work. :D

Very briefly off-topic:
And now, Kaytara, it is I who must compliment you on your fine new avatar. My only complaint is: I'd like to see SplicedKyrie holding a banana-nut muffin that pulsated with black necromantic power...

I conveniently forgot to mention that the avatar is a spawn of the crack pairings thread, but the idea with the banana-nut muffin is funny. :D I'll probably want to keep my shiny new avatar the way it is, but I was just seeing if you found any inspiration in it...

Or, someone could write a story.

Crack Pairings: Fifty Uses of the Banana-Nut Muffin.

Sounds like something for Esmerelder. XD

[MReav]

Nitpick: V's torso seems a bit too wide there, pretty much like Roy's, but from what we've glimpsed V's body shape is more comparable to Elan's.

Did something to try and fix that.

[ClericOfBelker]

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"Well that was fun." Said Vaarsuvius
"Yeah," Said Bella Bitterleaf(Belkar) "good thing I to-err borowed Harry's bow"
"Well what are we going to do now?" Said Ratchel(Roy)

They were just outside the old Azure City wall. Hobgoblin(ette) corpses were on the ground, or hanging limply on the wall.

"I don't know." Said Ratchel "Lets just go back to the inn. Harry(Haley) and Elane(?,Elan) must have figured out whats going on by now."


Meanwhile, the fiends has had a very bad few days.

"THIS STINKS!!!!!!!" Shouted fiend
"Yea," said fiend "but-STOP SHOUTING ALREADY!!!"

...HELLO ANY COMMENTS?

[Zanaril]

I conveniently forgot to mention that the avatar is a spawn of the crack pairings thread, but the idea with the banana-nut muffin is funny. :D I'll probably want to keep my shiny new avatar the way it is, but I was just seeing if you found any inspiration in it...

That is too good an idea to pass up.


It's probably not a good idea to eat it.

[Dark Faun]

"Kyrie, you are so sexy right now that, if you were not trying to kill me, I would jump you."

[BatRobin]

That is too good an idea to pass up.


It's probably not a good idea to eat it.

Poor.

Black.

Dragon.

[Kaytara]

Wow. It could probably be a bit clearer that the black thing is a muffin, but very completely awesome...

*looks at her new avatar*

*looks at the NEW avatar*

DILEMMA!

[Zanaril]

Wow. It could probably be a bit clearer that the black thing is a muffin, but very completely awesome...

*looks at her new avatar*

*looks at the NEW avatar*

DILEMMA!

You're right about the muffin. Does this look any better?

[MReav]

Wow. It could probably be a bit clearer that the black thing is a muffin, but very completely awesome...

*looks at her new avatar*

*looks at the NEW avatar*

DILEMMA!

Second one. Definitely second one.

By the way, here's some more crack love:

[The Dark Fiddler]

...HELLO ANY COMMENTS?

You really aren't clear enough with what's going on in the story, for example, HOW did they get to outside Azure City.

Also, I didn't read the other parts, but if they just did what I think they did, that seems incredibly OOC for all of them, but that's not as bad here as it would be in other places, because this is crack, and sometimes it's hard to figure IC explanations.

[Dark Faun]

Aw, so cute!

I'll admit I'd have preferred mini Miko with mini V.

[Flarp]

Bag of Tricks Rhino x Warthog's School of Wizardry Headmaster

I feel dirty.

[Kaytara]

Second one. Definitely second one.

But... but the first one is so grin-y...

EDIT: Zanaril, that DOES look better! O.O Dammit, now I have even more of a dilemma.

[Water-Smurf]

*blinks* *rubs eyes* No matter what the icon, spliced!Inky is still awesome.

Can't help but feel bad for V's many post-breakup lovers. Spouses cheated on usually whale on the person their wife/husband cheated with instead of confronting the wife/husband themselves, you know?

[Kirby]

I made This Picture for my Vaausarvis/Haley Crack on Inkscape.

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What Do you think?

*blinks* *rubs eyes* No matter what the icon, spliced!Inky is still awesome.

Can't help but feel bad for V's many post-breakup lovers. Spouses cheated on usually whale on the person their wife/husband cheated with instead of confronting the wife/husband themselves, you know?

No I don't know, and I'd like to say that the above post by Water-Smurf makes my brain hurt, thank you

Sincearly Kirby

[Zanaril]

But... but the first one is so grin-y...

How about a compromise?

[BatRobin]

...HELLO ANY COMMENTS?

The story makes little to none sense. No offense, but it's also nowhere near crack-ish aside from the fact that they're opposite genders, which is somewhere else on the forums...

[Funky Goose]

I call dibs on soul splicing this one!

[Kaytara]

How about a compromise?

I think my dilemma is over. I'm choosing the second one, at least for now, because the awesomeness of the first one is already present in your banner, anyway. :P


*bows down to worship Zanaril*

Can I get you anything? :D Tea? Cupcakes? Foot massage? Weapons to take over the world? A scribbly drawing of your favourite crack pairing?

Wait. I know.

Mhweeheewheeee...

[Zanaril]

Crack fic would be nice.

[The Dark Fiddler]

I call dibs on soul splicing this one!

Wow. Pedophilia and Bestiality.

This. IS. Crack!

[Water-Smurf]

Why your mind went to a cross between bestiality and pedophilia is a riddle for all ages.

Luckily, it's really cute and cracky so you get a free pass from the pedo-hunters of today.

[Funky Goose]

Why your mind went to a cross between bestiality and pedophilia is a riddle for all ages.

Luckily, it's really cute and cracky so you get a free pass from the pedo-hunters of today.

I still find my Banjo-Giggles one more diturbing...

[BatRobin]

I call dibs on soul splicing this one!

Just SS-ing Eric is enough.

[Dark Faun]

It doesn't really look like a crack pairing to me. Just a child hugging a cat.

I made This Picture for my Vaausarvis/Haley Crack on Inkscape.

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What Do you think?

Cute. The proportions aren't perfect and the whole is a little small, but it's cute.

Also, it's "Vaarsuvius", not "Vaausarvis".

[Thor Person Guy]

I think my dilemma is over. I'm choosing the second one, at least for now, because the awesomeness of the first one is already present in your banner, anyway. :P

Since you're no longer using it, I hereby claim the other awesome avatar as my own! Mwahahahaha!!!

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Homework sucks.