Star Wars itp WW (Opening scene: 31, starts anew on Post 94)

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Incoming missiles
"WHAT!?"
Impact in 10-9-8
"GAH!"
6-5-4
"Eject! Eject!, All personnel for the love of Vader EJECT!"
3-2
Psheeeeeew Pshew Pshew
1
BOOOOOOM

"I'm taking this straight to the higher orders! G'day Fullbladder"

Bee-beep-beep!

"You'd better have a good reason to be on this comm channel. Your interrupting my inspection."

Grand Moff Bladder pauses to look around at the gunners, now all looking at him.

"Keep firing, dammit."

[Lex-Kat]

Day 4

The gunners continued to fire away at the oddity on the Yavin 4 surface.

Vice-Corporal Oddity barely leapt out of the shuttle in time.

BOOOOOOMM!!!!

The explosion threw him a good 15 yards through the forest. He may have gone further, if the tree hadn't interupted his flight.

He fell to the ground, landing first on his head, his broken body following limply behind.

As he lay there bleeding to death he thought of his wife and children. What would happen to them? What would happen to them? What would happen.....

Slave-Boy Oddity woke up. It was the same nightmare he had every night. Why is it haunting me like this? Why do I continue to dream I was a Vice-Corporal in the Imperial Army? With Children!

Then a name pops into his head. Katrina!! My wife. He said aloud. What... what's happened to me!!!

That night when Empress Alarra visited her slave-boy's quarters, she found him swinging by a rope.

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Oddity hung himself, he just couldn't live the lie any longer. He was a Slave Boy.

Night 4 Begins.
Please Send in all Night Actions to Lex-kat and Happyturtle.

[Oddity]

*points!*

*POINTS!*

Gah, I knew I was going to die. I'll RP when I'm less saddened by the fact I'm not alive anymore.

Tell me why I was a prop... tell me!!!

[Lex-Kat]

Night 4

In the darkness, someone sits alone, watching the end of "The Sith and The Forceless."

Oh Gary, will you ever forgive me for sleeping with your best friend's cousin's wife's uncle?

Yes Jessica. I love you. I will never let you leave me. Never.

Even though I'm with his child, and oddly refuse to give it up, even for adoption?

Yes. I will love the child as if it were my own. Gary embraces Jessica lovingly. I love you.

I love you more. Jessica says, before their lips press against each other and they kiss lovingly.

Suddenly the lights come on to find Darth Banjo weeping as the credits run. In pity, Han Draken shoots Darth Banjo and puts him out of his misery.

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Murska was Darth Banjo, a Mason.

Day 5 Begins.

[Trixie]

So... that plan wasn't so ingenious after all, eh, Murska?

[Murska]

Hey, the plan is perfect. It's not my fault the wolves ALSO noticed it. But they don't stand a chance anymore, anyway.

[Fleeing Coward]

You guys weren't the only ones with a plan, pity I waited abit too long to be able to execute mine

[Lex-Kat]

Is anyone planning to vote during the day?

[happyturtle]

Oooh! Oooh! Can I vote!

[billtodamax]

I'll vote! I'm not playing, but I'll vote!
Lex-kat cause she's been acting awfully suspicious, announcing all of the kills like that, like she knew who was gonna die before they did!

[Oddity]

Oddity, no longer a commander, not even alive, trudged through the wastes of Star Wars Deathland (conveniently resembling the deathstar (post ruined)).

"I'll never see my family again..."
He didn't even know if he had a wife, let alone children!?

He figured that if imagining was the crux of his life; then he may as well be a commander in high standing on an imperial ship. The Deathland did happen to extend in a format much like that of the real universe. Sadly rebels were also the gnat on the back of this empire's neck.

"Curse alternate death dimensions..."


vote me for:
Vader Made-r burn the Shader, yes. Vader Pade-r to pour Gader-aid.
Now he (Vader) Hade-r for making his screen a Fade-r.
what was that? seriously, I hate being dead. It's soo weird!

[Jair Barik]

At the risk of being voted off I'll vote on Fullbladder see if the death of oddity was a plot by the wolves. Of course whenever I'm first to vote on a day I end up being bandwagonned...

[Trixie]

Oooh! Oooh! Can I vote!

I want to vote, too!

[Opeth_Freak]

Vespe Ratavo sounds like a name of a rebel...

(also... What Gate Plan ?)

[Fleeing Coward]

Vote Fleeing Coward. You know I'm a rebel

[Fostire]

Is anyone planning to vote during the day?

So what would happen if no one voted? would no one be lynched? would everyone be lynched? would the universe implode?

Just in case I'll point at Bushranger

[The Bookworm]

Alright. Bushranger.

[Trixie]

So what would happen if no one voted? would no one be lynched? would everyone be lynched? would the universe implode?

Just in case I'll point at Bushranger

Option B), please. I like company

[Blue Ghost]

If everyone was lynched, then the slaves would win, right?

Fullbladder.

[Fostire]

If everyone was lynched, then the slaves would win, right?

Well, they don't really have a goal so... yes?

[smuchmuch]

Back.
Fullblader

V: Well I don't want to be left in when everyone else is having fun in the cold vacuum of space. so:
Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins.

My bad.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Airlocks for the lot of you. Except you, Smuchmuch. I never liked that 'Fullblader' character. People kept mistaking us, even though he doesn't have a cool Moff Hat or a shiny button.

Bushranger (IwanttoLIVE!)

[Lex-Kat]

Day 5 Ends.

Lord Fullbladder dies. He is a Storm Trooper.

Irbis is auto-lynched. She's also a Storm Trooper.

Narration will be written later. Sorry.

Night 5 Begins.

Please send all Night Actions to Happyturtle and Lex-kat.

[The Bushranger]

Meep...sorry I missed a day.
*throws self into the Sarlacc as punishment*

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I assume I've been flung out the airlock in an ironic death.

[Lex-Kat]

Day 5

Grand Moff Fullbladder had smiled a knowing smile at the destruction of the base on Yavin 4. Of course he had known Vice-Corporal Oddity had been down there. Yes, he had intentionally fired upon him, and killed him (or so he had thought).

But it was worth it. It was all worth it. The next day, he had gone to Oddity's home and informed his beautiful wife, Lady Katrina Irbis, that her husband was dead.

The knowing smile she gave him. The passionate love they had made moments later. it was all worth it, at the time.

But now, now he wasn't so sure. As he looked down the barrels of a firing squad, wondering why he had been so foolish. Why hadn't he seen the obvious.

Two weeks later, Katrina Irbis was no where to be found. She'd just disappeared, as if she'd never existed at all.

And then the evidence. She'd collected evidence of everything. Every conversation. All the data that he thought he'd carefully erased from the memory. Everything.

But the final nail in the coffin came when they had found Vice-Corporal Oddity. Not dead, but alive.

He closed his eyes and waited for the end to come. He didn't have to wait long.

Night 5

Meanwhile, in the present day......

Lord Magtok Skywalker and Obi-Saurus Kenobi meet back up.

The tractor beams have been disabled.

Great. I wasn't albe to find Princess FebAngel. She wasn't in any of the cells in D-Block.

That's because I found her. Han Draken says, followed by a young woman in badly fitting storm trooper armor.

Where's SeptAngel?

Han Draken looks aside. She... She was killed during a lightshow.

She was what?!? You said she was with them! Princess FebAngel points at Lord Magtok and Obi-Saurus.

I... I know. I was hoping to delay it as long as possible.

We don't have time for this. We must leave now. Obi-Saurus turns away and begins heading toward the ship.

The others follow, silently.

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Opeth Freak has been rescued. He was Princess FebAngel, a Slave Girl and Princess SeptAngel's sister.

Day 6 Begins.

[Opeth_Freak]

So... Does that mean I won, or did I lost anyway?

[Jair Barik]

Smuchsmuch for wolfish behaviour and because it seems nobody will cast the first stone any more for fear of being called a wolf. Has nobody read the good book?

[smuchmuch]

Jair Barik is hardly one to talk.
Also define wolfish behvior would you ? We have been on pretty much the same bandwagons since the start of the game.

[Jair Barik]

Day 1- I vote randomly on Fullbladder, you vote on FC (known wolf). Bandwagons start on FC and bath. You alter vote to bath (deciding vote) saving FC.
Day2-Major Happy turtle bandwagon we both vote for happyturtle
Day3-You vote MoonCalled I vote Fullbladder, much silliness with people just voting for whoevers above them
Day4-You vote Oddity I vote Fullbladder counter bandwagon
Day5-Both vote Fullbladder.

Mainly the assumption your a wolf is based on the day 1 posting but also youv'e been involved in 3 innocent deaths overall.

If anybody has another suspect with better evidence I'll switch my vote but at the moment it seems like we need to start voting for reasons beyond "don't know so i'll vote random" or "this persons always a wolf"