Crack Pairings 3 - 50% More Squick

[Aaron]

Happy Birthday!

If I had any art skillz at all (yo!) I'd make you a cake or something. But I don't.

I would make some art also, if I had the skills. Maybe Silverraptor can get NamonakiRei to come in here with her art skills....

Now where's that comic...

Careful...you'll make Roland come in here...

[The Dark Fiddler]

I would make some art also, if I had the skills. Maybe Silverraptor can get NamonakiRei to come in here with her art skills....



Careful...you'll make Roland come in here...

Sadly, Rei's been gone for awhile*. We're not quite sure where she's went, but I'm sure she's fine.

*Hasn't been on since the 9th, to be exact.

Also, I don't get what you mean by that last bit there... especially since I didn't say that. What do you mean by this 'edit'? I didn't edit!

[Aaron]

Sadly, Rei's been gone for awhile*. We're not quite sure where she's went, but I'm sure she's fine.

*Hasn't been on since the 9th, to be exact. [/SIZE]

I know. Just wishful art thinking.

Also, I don't get what you mean by that last bit there... especially since I didn't say that. What do you mean by this 'edit'? I didn't edit!

Really? Then I must have quoted some else right before they edited that out.

[Silverraptor]

Guess, remember, there WERE other ABD x V stories in the archive... ^^;

I just had the most fantastic (family) celebration of my 18th birthday. :)

I'm of legal age now. Huh. I don't feel any different. Most of the privileges I get now are ones I won't be using for a long time or ever, anyway.

...I could now get the PM posts of the Fanservice thread. Not that I'd want to. But the concept is sobering.

Happy birthday!

This means were the same age right now.

[Cracklord]

If all the regulars get to eighteen, am I allowed to make my stories NSFW?

[CoffeeIncluded]

Sorry Cracklord, but I'm 16.

[Kyronea]

The issue is that you drink beer. I wouldn't give that to a horse. Whiskey or vodka are much better options.

Or, if you don't like the heavy stuff, wine and bourbon.

Personally, I'd recommend staying away from it at all until you(rhetorical you) know your family's history better. I nearly made myself an alcoholic after just a few drinks because of how susceptible my family is to alcoholism. (My father had a similar issue with it when he was my age, though he has no problem with it now.)

Also, Kaytara, Happy Birthday. (Sorry I didn't say that before. Probably should have. )

[CoffeeIncluded]

The issue is that you drink beer. I wouldn't give that to a horse. Whiskey or vodka are much better options.

Or, if you don't like the heavy stuff, wine and bourbon.

I'm 16. I was in Ireland. At the Guinness factory. They weren't checking ID's. I was with my parents and they said it was okay.

[The Dark Fiddler]

If all the regulars get to eighteen, am I allowed to make my stories NSFW?

You're gonna need to wait three years with me.

And no.

[Zanaril]

The issue is that you drink beer. I wouldn't give that to a horse. Whiskey or vodka are much better options.

Or, if you don't like the heavy stuff, wine and bourbon.

<_<

>_>

...I like beer.

If all the regulars get to eighteen, am I allowed to make my stories NSFW?

You could if you post them on ff.net and give us a link...

[Dark_Stryke]

Well hello there everybody. My name is Dark_Stryke, and I've been watching this thread for a while now. Not in a creepy, voyeuristic way, but with interest towards the wonderful (and often frightening) writing found here. Really, there is some quality writing to be found in this thread!

So, two things have pulled me out of lurker mode for like the second or third time since I signed up on these forums.

1) Water-Smurf. I know I'm a little late on the bandwagon, but I'd just like to say that your writing is incredible. You took two characters who, to my knowledge, have not even spoken directly to each other in the comic, and crafted a very deep and believable romance story between them. I like the Tiasal fics as well, though not quite as much as the stories about V and RC. I'm interested in the dark turn that the current Tiasal story seems to be taking. I think it'd be pretty cool if Tiasal became an apprentice of Xykon's even temporarily.

So, with that out of the way, the second thing that brought me here is the discussion about BEER!

As a Canadian citizen of Scotish descent, I love me some booze. Now, CoffeeIncluded, not that I'm advocating that you drink under age (I'm really not. Those laws are in place for a reason), I will say that you shouldn't judge all beers just by trying Guinness. It's a very heavy, very bitter beer, and I'd definitely say that it's not for everyone.

Personally, I'm more of a fan of ale. Alexander Keith's or Rickard's Red if I can afford it, or James Ready or Maclay's for a budget beer.

However, some of the best beer I've ever had is Innis & Gunn. It's a beer from Scotland that comes in a variety of flavours. The makers age it for 60-90 days in oak casks that are used to make whisky, which results in some interesting flavours. There's toffee, vanilla, and even hints of orange in some of these. I... grra... Now I'm thirsty.

Er, Ahem. Sorry for just kind of jumping into the middle of things with very little in the way of introduction. Saw a conversation that hit a nerve, had to post.

*attempts to quietly fade into the background*

[Asta Kask]

I'm 16. I was in Ireland. At the Guinness factory. They weren't checking ID's. I was with my parents and they said it was okay.

You're Irish? Then let me speak to you of Baileys...

Anyone care to write a Tsukiko/Edward crossover? I mean, she likes the undead...

[Crilly]

Too late. Cracklord already wrote one, (not just on Edward/Tsukiko fic though) here: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...40#post6419640.

[Asta Kask]

Here's a really, really short one:

Edward: I like your scent, woman.
Undead abomination! IN THE NAME OF TWELVE GODS, DIE!!! SLASH, SLASH, SLASH, SLASH, SLASH!!!
Edward: urrrrggghhh...

I may be a little hampered by not having actually read any of the Twilight books.

[Cracklord]

Too late. Cracklord already wrote one, (not just on Edward/Tsukiko fic though) here: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showt...40#post6419640.

Good times there...
I've never been able to write anything so outright bad since.

[CoffeeIncluded]

I'm not Irish. We were there on vacation this summer.

[The Odor]

Cracklord your stories are nasty enough anyways. On a totaly other subjekt I'am a teetotaller. Mostly because my mom is a health theacher and had pictures of alcoholics livers with her home for work nothing else. and I decided that and haven't had any regrets about it. And I'am pretty fuzzy anyways so I don't need any drugs. And I have this thread. I think i'am drifting of subjekt here.You might understand this is because of the talk of beer and other alchols.

[half-halfling]

I wish You good health for experimenting with all those alcohols

There is one more huge adventage of being adult -now You can have driving license

[Zanaril]

Happy birthday Kaytara!

I wish You good health for experimenting with all those alcohols

There is one more huge adventage of being adult -now You can have driving license

That picture is missing Elan bursting out of the cake. But seeing V and Inky holding hands makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

[mizzim]

If all the regulars get to eighteen, am I allowed to make my stories NSFW?

Am I a regular? I still have like five years until then.

I wish You good health for experimenting with all those alcohols

There is one more huge adventage of being adult -now You can have driving license

You forgot tiasal.

[Kaytara]

Gah! Guys, the amount of warmy fuzziness here totally took me by surprise. I wasn't expecting that. Thank you so much, guys.

O_o ....Like I'll ever eat anything that's been within five feet of Belkar or Tsukiko. XD

Sweet picture, Half-halfling.

And I seem to have inadvertedly started a discussion about beer. ^^; Whoops.

Eh, I'm not a drinker. Haven't drunk a single beer so far in my life, even. I like to stay weird like that. XD

[Taekwondodo]

Sorry, just one more interruption - The 30 most disturbing Twilight Products. And some of them are truly creepy, including one which is NSFW.

What the...ARRGH!!! Those are indeed disturbing...

Having trouble with Argent x Windstricker . May be a while or I might try a different one and go back to it.

[BatRobin]

Am I a regular? I still have like five years until then.



You forgot tiasal.

Pretty sure it was only canon characters, as awesome as Tiasal would've been in there. (But that's Water Smurf, wait till her b-day)

[CoffeeIncluded]

Hey, I've got some ideas on how to run the Author Awards for the Squickies. (And a new crack pairing, but I'll post that in a bit.)

Let us assume that I get nominated for the Oneshot awards.

1. For choosing nominations and winners, the people on the "panel" may not have submitted a piece of artwork in the category in question.
For example: I could be on the panel for the Series Squickie, but I could not be on the panel for the Oneshot Squickie.

2. Voting is open, but people who are nominated in a certain category may not vote in that category.
For example: I could vote in the "Best Artist" category, but not in the "Oneshot' category, assuming I get nominated. If I were to create a piece of artwork but it did not get nominated, then I could still vote in the "Best Artist" category.

3. One person, one vote per category. This is just basic.

4. In a case where there is a very large amount of nominations (Say...Ten or more?), then the runner-up will receive a Squickie as well.

How do these sound?

[Meg]

How do these sound?

Reasonable.

And on the subject of alcohol, all I've ever had is the cheap wine they give out in church. Consequently, the only time I've ever been tipsy is during mass. Not exactly pleasant, and given my family's history of drinking problems, I'd imagine that's the only time I will ever drink more than a few sips during a toast.

[silversaraph]

I'm not a fan of typing things already said, so I'll just steal it from this guy! BEHOLD!

Well hello there everybody. My name is Dark_Stryke, and I've been watching this thread for a while now. Not in a creepy, voyeuristic way, but with interest towards the wonderful (and often frightening) writing found here. Really, there is some quality writing to be found in this thread!

So, two things have pulled me out of lurker mode for like the second or third time since I signed up on these forums.

1) Water-Smurf. I know I'm a little late on the bandwagon, but I'd just like to say that your writing is incredible. You took two characters who, to my knowledge, have not even spoken directly to each other in the comic, and crafted a very deep and believable romance story between them. I like the Tiasal fics as well, though not quite as much as the stories about V and RC. I'm interested in the dark turn that the current Tiasal story seems to be taking. I think it'd be pretty cool if Tiasal became an apprentice of Xykon's even temporarily.

This is me, and totally not plagiarism. Yep. So hello to everyone I've been stalking for the past V/Redcloak story, and happy birthday Kaytara!

[Raging Gene Ray]

Here's a really, really short one:

Edward: I like your scent, woman.
Undead abomination! IN THE NAME OF TWELVE GODS, DIE!!! SLASH, SLASH, SLASH, SLASH, SLASH!!!
Edward: urrrrggghhh...

I may be a little hampered by not having actually read any of the Twilight books.

Bella: You killed my vampire lover!
He was a vampire?

[The Dark Fiddler]

Bella: You killed my vampire lover!
He was a vampire?

*Insert tasteless pedophilia joke about Jacob an Renesme.*

Happy Turkey Day, for all celebrating it!

Remember, don't ship your turkey with your mashed potatoes!

[silversaraph]

We give thanks by killing animals and Wal-Mart employees at a slightly faster rate than usual.

Yep, that's America.

[Zanaril]

@CheeseMuncher:
I only just noticed, but the combination of the purple text in your signature and that banner give both a new perspective.